Courtney Stodden needs a little assistance when toddling down the sidewalk in towering stripper shoes, especially now that her center of gravity has been knocked off kilter by the weight of the cartoonishly enormous set of boobs she's acquired after a recent software upgrade. Creepy ol' Doug Hutchison is more than happy to assist his teen bride as they proudly parade in the flashing glare of the paparazzi cameras. I don't focus on as much celebrity distraction as I used to, but for some reason these two have caught my attention and I can't stop myself from clicking on any link in which they are featured. I don't know what kind of people they are because I've not yet met them in person, but I'm simply mesmerized by their brilliant circus side show performance art. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint.
There was a photo shoot of Courtney and Doug taken a few months ago at a stripper club. She clings to the pole in a manner of what I'm guessing she considers "sexy poses". Doug stands nearby, grabbing and pawing at her young (?) flesh with his weather-beaten arms. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint.
Earlier this year, Courtney Stodden brought her Daddy (her real Daddy) to a red-carpet launch party for her new "music" video. Many photos of the two showed her Dad leering into her cleavage or spanking her behind as she sticks it out for him. When I gazed at each of the photos, one more unsettling than the other, they all began to deconstruct into Francis Bacon-esque paintings. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint.
Doug's moobs... the dog's face... and the balloon-like appearance of her ridiculous boobs in the first piece ~ so funny!
The second one is just perfect... it just shows them for exactly what they really seem to be.
And the third one? Hysterical! Well done! Daddy must be so proud. LOL
Posted by: Jenn F. | November 06, 2013 at 03:12 PM
No Daddy issues here! No, nope, not at all!
PS Doug's face is jacked beyond belief. Did he hire Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon(s) on purpose?
Posted by: Suze | October 17, 2013 at 05:17 PM
Hilarious! I still laugh about that over-sized bra she was wearing. Poor girl, she's just too young.
The boobie shot with hubby Doug is great!!!!! Too bad someone tried to pass it off as their own. After all, NO ONE has your talent, 14.
Love you!
Posted by: Chansmom | October 08, 2013 at 03:19 PM