Last week I was asked to participate in the Film Experience Blog's Action Heroine Blog-a-Thon. My entry is a week late, but better late than never. Since I'm a fan of Chinese martial arts films, I chose Ziyi Zhang as my action heroine, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon as my film and then substituted Paula Abdul as my star. The wuxia genre of Chinese cinema typically features beautifully choreographed fighting scenes in which the heroes fly through treetops and over roofs as if they possess magical powers. Bold color and stunning scenery add poetic spectacle to the heart-pounding action. When I read about Paula Abdul breaking her nose after tripping over her chihuahua, I imagined her flying magically through the sky while wearing one of her strange ruffled frocks. Luckily for Paula, she thought she was going on a slow motion magic carpet ride with the fairies and had no idea she had even hurt herself until hours later. Oh that crazy Paula..I just love her. Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.
Just about brilliant, 14! I have but two small quibbles: (1) her skin is far too lovely and fair to belong to Paula - she's orange! (2) Her breast are far too lovely to be Paula's - Perhaps it's gravity, but she's got saggy implants with a wierd "divot" between (at the top of) her decolletage. Nonetheless, this has to be one of my favorites!
Posted by: langtry | June 22, 2007 at 07:33 AM
14 I want you to know I wasnt looking for flaws! I love your work and your humor. Im addicted to this site.
14 Fan
XO
Posted by: Mary Cherry | June 21, 2007 at 01:25 PM
Whoever shall find her lost shoe once it floats to the ground? K-Fed? Lil' Jon? Kid Rock? R Kelly?
Posted by: midevil | June 21, 2007 at 04:44 AM
How funny, I participated in the blog-a-thon too! It's great to see the derth of entries and this one is fabulous!
Posted by: StickyKeys | June 20, 2007 at 06:51 PM
Good one!! Now how about doing a thing on that looser Tom Sizeless, I mean Tom Sizemore. Mr. Waaaaaa Judge please don't send me to jail.
Posted by: Haha | June 20, 2007 at 04:49 PM
I love the chiuhuahua. That's the cutest thing ever. Well done, 14.
Posted by: Josie | June 20, 2007 at 02:03 PM
Very nice.
You've captured your "vision" perfectly!
ps your COCA COLA is PERFECT!
Posted by: JennieBoo | June 20, 2007 at 01:04 PM
Hey, Paula doesn't even look like Paula anymore. I remember the Straight Up days when she was maybe a tad heavier and really adorable. Now she looks like a half a qualude too many, liddy eyes and silly pasted on grin. And I still cannot get over they way she cheers and claps on AI. The wide open fingers, palms smashing together like she just won the bronze at the special olympics.
Your work is brilliant as usual 14, Brava!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 20, 2007 at 07:48 AM
Haha!
Fantastic!
Posted by: Hiltron | June 20, 2007 at 06:44 AM
I visit your site all the time, but never comment. This has compelled me to comment, because I HAVE to say not only are you a gifted artist of course, but your imagination is insane. In a good way, of course ;)
Love it, love your work. :D
Posted by: jenner | June 20, 2007 at 05:16 AM
very nice. looks nicer when i enlarge it. love your work!
Posted by: tiffy | June 20, 2007 at 12:18 AM
i've added you to the roundup! the blog-a-thon was really such fun. And only you could have dreamt this particular piece up.
my favorite touch is the pills... because i can see them scattering in widescreen slo-mo as if Ang Lee himself were egging them on
Posted by: Nathaniel R | June 19, 2007 at 07:05 PM
This looks like an illustration from a demented fairy tale, which I love! You've captured her pilled up awkardness, yet also making her graceful at the same time. Which is perfectly in sync with the Crouching Tiger referance. I also like the product placement with the Coke cup. Perfect!
By the way, it looks exactly like Paula. Well done as always.
Posted by: gilmore | June 19, 2007 at 06:01 PM
I'm always amazed by people (Mary Cherry) who will scrutinize your work looking for something to criticize. They always have to put in a "you should have put..." or "it would have been better if..." or "it's great but...". Why they can't appreciate it for what it is, and/or focus on what they deem to be good enough, always baffles me. This is a fantastic piece of art. It's beautifully composed, it has painstakingly sharp detail, it's well balanced, it's clever, it's funny, it's well thought out.
The combination of the pills with the Coca Cola ~ beautiful! We all know that Coke sponsers American Idol (the judges have all got their giant barrels of it parked in front of them on the show) and the rumours about Paula's pill use are rampant. Those of us that grew up in the seventies also remember well the rumours about taking Tylenols and drinking coke at the same time would work a whacky effect on the brain... hence the bubbles around Paula's head and slurring expression. Well done, 14 ~ cleverly imagined and wonderfully orchestrated.
Posted by: Jenn F. | June 19, 2007 at 05:17 PM
P.S. She tulipped ovah 2 rip,
heh.
Posted by: Pamela | June 19, 2007 at 05:08 PM
Have a nice trip, see ya next fall...
Select Mental Acquity:
In the midst of her haze; it must've taken some amount of self control
for her to not boot that little doggie to the big chimichanga in the sky!
Visually appealing, a bit "pitchy" in places,
but an excellent performance, 14!
C U in the finals!
Posted by: Pamela | June 19, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Oh I love it...the movement in it is great and, I have to say, the spaced out liddy eyes and cheekbones-so-big-you-could-store-your-tea-set on really captures her likeness.
Posted by: Amoir | June 19, 2007 at 04:45 PM
hehe i love it! paula is funny =)
Posted by: haha | June 19, 2007 at 03:34 PM
what can I say? That's what Paula Abdul looks like to me. I'm strange though.
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | June 19, 2007 at 01:59 PM
This creation is great but it lacks resemblance to Paula Abdul.
Posted by: Mary Cherry | June 19, 2007 at 01:55 PM
clever, very clever.
Posted by: Nina | June 19, 2007 at 01:53 PM