The following announcement is written in Engrish:
Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret...until now. Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to paparazzi of camera. Plincess Paris comes with two friends: Crabby and Tinklebell. Tinklebell pup having sadness because she used as fashion accessory instead of like other dogs. Her wishness is to frolicsome in breezy meadow with refresh, but Paris not let her. Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine. Paris like to shamelessly show Crabby off and one sees photos of him all over internet if one should look closely with braveness. Wishness of careful feeling of satisfaction beauty? Please buy doll after acknowledgement of scornful. Your dreams come true in spirit of happy vapid.
Illustration created using design concepts inspired by Japanese product packaging and design principles of "Engrish".
god I wont to hate fuck paris
Posted by: cvxvxv | May 29, 2009 at 03:40 AM
Kawaii ( Soo cute! ). This is the one and only Paris Hilton thing that I will ever like!
Posted by: riki the dark | March 01, 2007 at 10:13 PM
nasty girl
Posted by: Josh G | December 06, 2006 at 11:05 AM
Oh man, I think I just ROR'd ( Raughed out Roud)
Posted by: Trav-Diggity | December 03, 2006 at 04:35 PM
You can retire your blog now. I don't know if this can ever be out-done.
This is a Mangum Opus.
Posted by: Paul -V- | December 03, 2006 at 10:29 AM
CRabby should be CLabby!!!!
Posted by: nip | December 01, 2006 at 09:31 AM
uh. its not that good.
what's wrong with you people?
Posted by: sparks | November 30, 2006 at 09:50 PM
its funny and well done but the engrish is a bit over the top.. it feels like an american spoofed it.. its just far too purposely imperfect
nice job tho
Posted by: Jeff | November 29, 2006 at 08:54 PM
I think Paris need a boob job.
Posted by: endroo G | November 26, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Filled with vely big impressionness for shameress Palis ploduct who show scary parts, but having unhappy to your uncareful of Engrish of good Japanese people. But belly laughing all over.
Posted by: Honor | October 05, 2006 at 10:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: matherson | September 20, 2006 at 06:56 PM
Oooh! Gosh! So cute!
Posted by: azu | September 14, 2006 at 06:31 AM
Oh my God! - you nailed this one babe!
Posted by: Kent Mangold | September 09, 2006 at 10:06 AM
someone should really put her away for making little girls think she is a role model.She is a stupid wonkey eyed praying mantis.
Posted by: madamemedeasmilk | September 09, 2006 at 07:15 AM
Awwww... I want one! ^____^ It'll look great in my ugly-or-cute collection!
Right next to the Owen Wilson and Rod Stewart dolls.
Posted by: Tibby | August 27, 2006 at 12:12 AM
ahhhh amazing... this almost makes me able to accept the fact my favourite makers of japanese trinkets are actually producing a freaking doll of the damned skank.
Posted by: nana | August 26, 2006 at 09:41 PM
This Language is so racist but I cant stop laughing. Ive IM'd this to everyone I know.. hahahah. I can only imagine the little Asian kid cartoon about Crabbies city living under Paris' dress. It would look like that Teletubbie world. Instead of a baby sun shining down so brightly onto Crabbie and her friends.. It would be Paris' chocolate Starfish winking. Gross I know.
Posted by: Disco | August 24, 2006 at 01:46 PM
I think this is the absolute funniest thing I have ever seen, pure genius
Posted by: Connie | August 24, 2006 at 12:47 PM
Engrish. Hahahahahaha!! This is awesome.
Posted by: Rufus | August 22, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Funny, but your version engrish is too forced. You get a solid B. And who said Chingrish? That's poor taste.
Posted by: Steve | August 22, 2006 at 10:54 AM
This shit is absolutely hilarious. Nice job.
Posted by: Liz | August 22, 2006 at 02:11 AM
omg the wonky eye strikes again, i can die happy now!
Posted by: kristin | August 21, 2006 at 08:33 PM
HAHAHAH fantastic!
Posted by: swirlogirl | August 21, 2006 at 03:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is effing brilliant!
Posted by: Disruptive Hair | August 21, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Brilliant. Absolutely f*cking genius. Join mensa.
Posted by: Stoney | August 21, 2006 at 01:27 PM
LOL!priceless!esp crabby!!!!
Posted by: peach | August 21, 2006 at 01:26 PM
This is your best.
You are a GENIUS!!!!
Posted by: Rob Dorn | August 21, 2006 at 11:15 AM
Hysterical!
And yeah, it's clearly not Mr. Crabby in its sex toy incarnation!
Posted by: Manola BBB | August 21, 2006 at 10:58 AM
Can't. Stop. Fucking. Laughing.
Posted by: Jessica | August 20, 2006 at 09:41 PM
worst part is that it's actually popular - god save us all (and me in particular)...
Posted by: hello kitty hell | August 19, 2006 at 05:23 PM
Holy shit... amazing. I'm impressed. This must be the only time I've had any non-hate-fuelled reaction to something with Paris Hilton's name tied to it. Well done!
Posted by: the boy | August 19, 2006 at 03:32 PM
*dies laughing*
Posted by: Wolf | August 19, 2006 at 09:46 AM
So funny, I like the Japanese inflections.
That reminds me of the photo I doctored a bit of Paris with crabs scuttling out of her cooter.
Your picture is awesome, as always!
xo
Distressed
Posted by: DistressedJeans | August 18, 2006 at 06:30 PM
Wishing I can get this fun sunshine product? Its humor makes my laughing bottom ache! Please continue your truth ridicule on starry people.
(Translation: I wish this thing was for real! I laughed my ass off. Keep showing off the truth behind these celebrities!)
Posted by: desnizzle | August 18, 2006 at 03:27 PM
Its a masterpiece.. I can't believe how brilliantly you've captured Paris through Japanese anime / engrish.
You have mad props.
Posted by: JP | August 18, 2006 at 07:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I agree.
Posted by: Kelsey | August 18, 2006 at 12:33 AM
I'm in love with this picture. It's hilarious! It made me laugh out loud, especially since I'm going to Japan next month. Truely awesome.
Posted by: Thisisbogomip | August 17, 2006 at 05:53 PM
Totally wonderful, toooooo funny 14. Kick'n work as per usual, very crisp. God I think I'll give this years soft shell crab festival a miss.
Posted by: Damien | August 17, 2006 at 04:37 PM
Love the nose! It looks phallic.
Posted by: mc78 | August 17, 2006 at 02:50 PM
I like the artistic license 14 takes on this one: Crabby looks kind of lonely but we all know that in real life Crabbys's got a lot of company.
Posted by: | August 17, 2006 at 11:20 AM
OMG, this is too perfect.. This is your masterpiece, 14! Has the Louvre expressed interested yet? ^_- I want it! Do you think it will ever be for sale??? How much do some of your pieces normally go for?
Posted by: Belle | August 17, 2006 at 08:21 AM
Best.Absurd.Ever.
Poor little Tinklebell.
Posted by: Dianne | August 17, 2006 at 06:34 AM
OMG!!! perfect---from the wonky eye, to the penis nose, to the hoard of animals! hands down the best one EVER!!!
Posted by: Aimee | August 16, 2006 at 10:51 PM
This is the funniest thing i've seen in months. If Paris Hilton was a cartoon character, THIS is exactly how she would look like, especially the one small right eye, funny nose and clown lips!
Posted by: McAvoy | August 16, 2006 at 08:26 PM
You hateful, hateful BASTARD!
Keep up the good work.
Posted by: jbonz | August 16, 2006 at 05:25 PM
14 you so brilliant!
Posted by: Deanna | August 16, 2006 at 12:27 PM
hahahahahahahahah
I used to collect Hello Kitty stuff, like, 20 years ago, and that is sooooo perfect.
Her beauty is fading cuz she is photographed so much her soul really is evaporating and she doesnt know who she is anymore and that dolly with the expresionless face and lift-my-skirt function of the body tells it all.
I hope she has a good identity crisis soon. but that will never happen!! Not as long as there are distractions of fame and the material world. Thank you for helping us laugh about it.. and laugh and laugh til we tinkle ...
Posted by: Andrea | August 16, 2006 at 08:55 AM
Soooo great!
But shouldn't it be called
"The Palis Hilton Doll for you??"
Posted by: Sylvia | August 16, 2006 at 01:50 AM
the crab is saying "wee! i'm gonna get some exercise and then i'll be right back." im not sure how to translate the heading. something like, 'you too can be a drunkard.' and i think the writing above crabby and tinkerbell is gibberish, but maybe somebody here knows better than me...
Posted by: syn | August 15, 2006 at 09:41 PM
Crabby must comes with accessories!
Posted by: midevil | August 15, 2006 at 04:21 PM