Gallery of the Absurd: Jeff Polage: Hollywood's Hottest New Sensation

December 02, 2005

Jeff Polage: Hollywood's Hottest New Sensation

What do you get when you combine one unemployed actor with one stir-crazy artist, and then throw them both into a room with a stack of gossip tabloids and a camera? My pal Jeff Polage is an excellent pantomime and has more acting talent in his pinky than most of these dullards we see on the big screen these days. Here are some of the results of our celebrity inspired collaboration:

Kevin Federline

Jessica Simpson

Tom Cruise

Anna Nicole Smith

Arnold Shwarzenegger

Goldie Hawn

Paris Hilton

More paintings coming soon....

Dec 2, 2005 2:19:23 PM | Jeff Polage: Unemployed Actor

191 Comments

I check here for Jeff regularly. He is amazing and I tell all my friends,co-workers or anyone who will listen to me about how he channels the celebrity inside himself...how does he DO that? MORE PLEASE !!!

Posted by: Karen | May 12, 2008 at 07:48 PM

I was screwing around on google and found my name, With a name like this I would have never expected to find another one but.... here I am.

Posted by: Jeff Polage | November 18, 2007 at 08:24 AM

Get a life

Posted by: | September 30, 2007 at 05:50 AM

Brilliant! I needed a laugh, and this was it!

Posted by: donni | September 13, 2007 at 10:56 PM

i feel like crawling into and sleeping in the space between jessica's neck tendons

Posted by: teddymv | August 12, 2007 at 09:08 PM

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JEFF POLAGE UNEMPLOYED ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT, CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: alloxphoenix | June 07, 2007 at 03:45 AM

OH FUCK... LOL this was so good! Thanks so much.. genius... fucking genius! Must have more!!!

Posted by: J. Bilodeau | May 21, 2007 at 09:03 PM

Jeff,
I needed a good laugh and happened onto this site, you are indeed multi-talented and I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Best of luck,
Patsy

Posted by: Patsy Stone | January 17, 2007 at 05:17 PM

HAHHAHA OMG! GENIUS! I'm reading this at work and I'm seriously dying! hahahahaha

Posted by: lex | December 05, 2006 at 02:39 PM

Brilliant! Can we please have more?? Its been a long wait now :<(

Posted by: Dina | November 30, 2006 at 10:17 PM

i hate this jfdsla;jkdsla;fjdklsa;fdksl;ajdkl;jkal;*************8

Posted by: | October 18, 2006 at 08:50 PM

More please.

Posted by: Jenn F. | October 09, 2006 at 02:27 PM

Fantastic. That is the only word to describe him.

Posted by: Elise | September 13, 2006 at 08:58 PM

Oh man, what a laugh! I loved the one of him playing at Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by: Mary S. | September 04, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Yes, this is the Jeff I know. I love this page! This is hillarious! I can tell you a secret... see if you can get him to do the "basketball". A talent only Jeff has. Hope to see more!

Posted by: Jen Hingle | August 19, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Please, please, PLEASE get more Jeff Polage photos to share with us. The first time I looked at them, I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.

Posted by: Jenn F. | August 05, 2006 at 10:30 AM

I saw Jeff streak across his college football field during homecoming one year. Who'da thunk that it was the same guy who would become the man known as Jeff Polage, Celebrity Impersonator.

Posted by: Mandy P. | July 19, 2006 at 03:24 PM

It's amazing what two seconds of "googling" can come up with. I went to college with Jeff ... boy could I tell you stories! Please pass my email info on to him!!!

Jen

Posted by: jen pifer | July 19, 2006 at 02:32 PM

I almost wet myself...*ROTFLMAO*

Posted by: Dave | July 02, 2006 at 10:13 AM

This is so funny!!!!

Please do Ryan Seacrest!!!

Posted by: Denise | June 27, 2006 at 05:46 PM

Holy Schmeckle Batgirl this guy is friggin funny. More Please. How bout Wayne Rooney?

Posted by: foreheadSmack | June 27, 2006 at 11:57 AM