A New Species of Fish Has Been Discovered in Hollywood


The Trout Pout (Collegenus Lip Inflatus) can be spotted and identified by its ginormous shiny lips. Baffled scientists are at a loss to explain how the mutation occurs, but have observed that it often happens suddenly and without warning among some actresses who have reached a "certain age". The Trout Pout can be spotted with increased regularity in the exclusive shopping areas, fine restuarants and day spas located in Beverly Hills, its natural habitat.