Still, it's always amusing (in a pathetic way) to watch any variety of attention-starved actors get up on their soap boxes and blather about themselves so to attract a few crumbs of media attention. Tory took it a step further and also declared herself a MILF. Her shamelessness is impressive, I must say. My hope is that in her next ploy for attention, she'll pull a Paris Hilton and anoint herself the title of American Royalty. I would love an excuse to paint Tori as a Queen. Medium: photoshop composite.