Gallery of the Absurd

Jude Law Stuffs...

..an entire vanilla ice cream cone into his mouth!

I know this because the paparazzi captured him in mid-stuff and then sold the photo to Star magazine. I think they put it in the Stars: Are They Normal or Not feature, but I'm unsure whether it's normal or not because I painted over the answer to the burning question. Medium: (above) acrylic on paper, (below) collage, acrylic on torn out page from Star magazine mounted on board.

Yes, yes...another interview. This one appears in Canada's media and pop culture magazine, Pop Journalism. Oh, how I love Canadians!

Jude Law: Common Trouser Snake

Here is a page torn from my best-selling book, 14's Field Guide to Showbiz Snakes. Pictured is Jude Law as the Common Trouser Snake.... but alas, in mid-printing, our team discovers shocking nude photos of Mr. Law circulating the Internet, and after careful examination, we replaced the above page with a revision. See below: