Your back is hunched, Pete
Doherty--but damned if your
acne ain't cleared up!
Once again, I couldn't resist the urge to cobble together an illustration for one of Viper Tetsu's Haiku Movie Reviews. This week we feature Igor, an animated movie about a hunchedback evil scientist's assistant who happens to look an awful lot like Pete Doherty. Medium: Igor screen shot mashed up with mischief and digital paint.
Manolo Blahniks
come in eight different shades of
I don't give a sh*t
I came across Viper Tetsu's haiku movie review of Sex And The City on his blog "In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haik'ud For 15 Minutes" and had to post it here because it fits my sentiment exactly. I know since I'm female, I'm supposed to be salivating over the movie's opening and calling all my girlfriends to meet for cosmos before we teeter over to the theater in our Manolos...but it's not happening. I might have considered seeing the film had it included a few heart-pumping car chase scenes, huge fiery explosions, hundreds of wild chimps set loose in the city, or maybe a few scenes including Godzilla or Mothra, but no such luck.
