Dr. Phil Swoops in on Britney Spears
Hollywood Predator is the only magazine devoted to the various predators living in Hollywood. Each issue is jam packed with educational features and stunning photos of common predatory species such as the Dr. Phil Fool, Paparazzi Wolves, and creepy "producers". An excerpt from the latest issue:
Lurking on the pristine streets of Beverly Hills is the most annoying predator known to celebrities: the paparazzi. They hunt incessantly for lucrative shots, even if it means scaling fences at daycares – or, most recently, following Britney Spears into an ambulance as she suffered a nervous breakdown and recklessly chasing down her two young sons, just so they could capture that “money shot” of their tear-stained faces looking out the car window.
Britney is certainly not the only celebrity to be preyed upon by this Hollywood predator. Fellow target Sean Penn has fought back, both physically and verbally, saying that:
“The [paparazzi] should be put in a cage where you can poke them with a stick for a quarter. But not in a hostile way, just for giggles. They really are on the attack against mankind; it's a disease. They should be helped somewhere. But I'd still like to poke them with a stick.”
Experts say that while stick-poking is one option for dealing with the intrusive predator, moving out of Los Angeles or getting another job is an even more effective solution.


















