By Popular Demand, The Sarah Palin Talking Doll
Political Miracles™
Lifelike Beauty Queen-Turned-Vice Presidential Candidate
Doll only: $59.99
With change of clothes: $150,059.99
This Talking Vice Presidential Candidate Doll™ is truly a political miracle! Plucked from the relatively obscure shelves of Alaska , the Sarah Palin doll has been repackaged in fancy new clothes and is now being marketed to millions of fascinated Americans.
Snuggling comfortably in the palm of hard-core conservatives, she looks like a relatable hockey mom. Be prepared to be endeared by this self-proclaimed down-to-earth moose hunter; when you pull her string, she will distract you from her lack of knowledge with confident winks and chirps of “you betcha,” “darn tootin’,” “doggonit” and “let me talk about energy policy instead…”
At first glance, the Palin doll appears to be a work of modest craftsmanship. But spend hour after hour with this lifelike doll in the national spotlight and watch those humble, of-the-people details unravel to reveal expensive Kawasaki frames, Manolo Blahnik pumps and an increasingly heavy lead core that can be used to sink certain presidential candidates.
Available exclusively from the U.S. Department of Toys and Doll Services, this beautiful, lifelike Talking Vice Presidential Candidate Doll arrives with a FREE gun and drill – the perfect accessory for an Alaskan governor who resolutely supports drilling for oil in the pristine Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
Weakening demand is expected; however, you still won’t want to miss out on this doll, which has made the U.S. presidential election truly unique and entertaining. So order now! Joe Biden Doll being offered soon.
Medium: ink on paper, digital color. Concept created by GOTA and Holy Candy. Text and post written by Candy Kirby.
Haw!
Posted by: Dr. L. | October 28, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Does she also say things like "I read newspapers. Which ones? All of them, of course" and "I told them thanks but no thanks on the bridge to nowhere but thanks for the sending the money anyway."
Nice work! I particularly like the lead core line because it is so very, very true!
Posted by: Erik | October 28, 2008 at 01:58 PM
So that's Obama, McCain and now Palin. Sweet! Too bad Biden isn't quite as entertaining; his doll wouldn't sell much. *le sigh*
Posted by: Peta | October 28, 2008 at 03:35 PM
I'd want to be Wednesday Addams and put dear little Sarah's neck in the guillotine.
Posted by: snapnhiss | October 28, 2008 at 04:30 PM
YES! Thank You SO much for this...You've made my day.
the image of Palin sinking the McCain doll is a simple but perfect visual metaphor. well-done!
Posted by: Maggie | October 28, 2008 at 06:19 PM
Hee hee! That's perfect!
Posted by: midevil | October 29, 2008 at 08:58 AM
Love the barracuda about to devour McCain!
Posted by: stan | October 29, 2008 at 10:25 AM
This is perfect. Where do I sign up to buy one? hahaha
Posted by: Dooder city | October 29, 2008 at 01:40 PM
This one really made me laugh my head off!
It made my day.
Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: VentureGirl | October 30, 2008 at 04:54 AM
Oops, there's a typo:
"and is now being marketing to millions of fascinated Americans."
Otherwise: PERFECT!
Posted by: xxx | November 02, 2008 at 12:27 PM
OUTSTANDING!!!Love the whole MAVERICKY thing...Priceless, YA BETCHA,doggonit
Guarenteed to ANNOY everyone!!!Even the GOP!
Posted by: Steve in Las Vegas,NV | November 13, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Where can I get one? Is there an order form?
Posted by: Quartermain | November 16, 2008 at 10:25 AM
she is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: elgrang | January 07, 2009 at 09:29 AM