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Lehman Brothers CEO to Star in Nosferatu Remake

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With his icy death glare, Richard Fuld, CEO of the bankrupt Lehman Brothers could easily fill the role of Count Orlock, the fearsome blood thirsty vampire in Nosferatu. Recently vilified as a "Culprit of the Collapse" on Anderson Cooper's 360, the Richard Fuld version of the vampire is a money-hungry vulture corrupted by insatiable greed. Normally one needs a wooden stake to shoo off vampires, but as one angry investor learned, the Fuld Vampire can be punched in the face and easily knocked out cold while working out at the gym. Medium: ink wash on paper, digital color.

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I didn't think the undead needed to work out at the gym.

That first movie was terrible. Can't wait for the remake!

He is a bit spindly, don't you think? I imagine the undead don't get more muscular as they work out though.

I am not an investor, but I would not mind punching him at a gym . . .

Oh, 14... you'll have some good portrait opportunities when the rest of these jokers make their appearance!

Undead like this guy feed off the indifference of the masses; however, a punch to the face from one of the rank-and-file appeared to be equivalent to a splash of holy water.

You can see the evil..extruding from his eyes!
He has that certain Addams Family Lurch look.
You should do an updated version of Hollywood Horror Classics with celebrities!

great point ! haha linking the pointy fingures

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