Paris Responds To McCain's Ad - What It Means For Us
By now I'm sure you all have seen Funny or Die's witty response to McCain's infamous "Celebrity" ad. So far, all McCain's stupid ad has achieved is to further thrust Paris Hilton into the spotlight and shower even more media attention on her. Nice going McCain. Medium: messy ink sketch done while on treadmill, digital color.
Good gravy 14!
I can barely read on a treadmill.
Or did you meant that in a metaphorical way?
Posted by: Vern | August 06, 2008 at 11:01 AM
I brought the sketchbook to the gym and sketched paris from a photo I grabbed from the Funny or Die video. Treadmill drawing forces one to let go of control and loosen up with the pencil. Messy art is fun!
Crabby was added digitally. I've spent hours working on that little guy so I can get him on a t-shirt.
xoxo
14
Posted by: cornwall wallcorn | August 06, 2008 at 11:17 AM
14,
Thanks for clearing that up! You never cease to amaze with your genius-she's a beauty!
Posted by: Vern | August 06, 2008 at 02:18 PM
Poor Crabby! He looks so sad, being forced to spend his life hanging out with Paris and her genitals.
I am definitely getting a Crabby t-shirt when they become available. Maybe a portion of the proceeds could go to saving Crabby. Down with the wonk! Save Crabby!
Posted by: Jenn F. | August 06, 2008 at 02:59 PM
crabby looks so happy! is he free now?
wonderful colour choices!
Posted by: midevil | August 06, 2008 at 03:14 PM
It just wouldn't be Paris without the signature crab.
You know what really scares me? She articulates an energy policy better than either candidate. Now I know we are up sh*t creek without a paddle.
Posted by: CPT Willy | August 06, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Crabby! Oh, crabby, how I missed you. I can only imagine how distressed you are being associated with that schtankie cooter, and having to listen its mindless, narcissistic drivel.
Maybe I can make you feel a little better. the way I look at it, I don't picture Paris being afflicted with you; I picture you being infected with Paris.
Good to see you again, lil' buddy!
Posted by: Thorne Smith | August 06, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Free Crabby! And put me down as someone else who likes the idea of a t-shirt.
Posted by: James B | August 06, 2008 at 06:56 PM
Crabby is actually crying ..... Mensh! I can't believe you drew this on a treadmill 14! You are so fucking awesome.
Posted by: Demon Kitty | August 06, 2008 at 06:59 PM
One Crabby t-shirt please.
Posted by: Nanners | August 07, 2008 at 07:49 AM
the hands the feet, they were obnoxiously huge in that video. you certainly captured that true to form. those shoes look like something rupaul used to own. oh by the way i saw some breaking news... jenna jameson is, gasp, pregnant. please 14, might you start working on a nursery scene. good word.
Posted by: deanna | August 07, 2008 at 08:30 AM
I just can't get enough of that crab. I never thought crabs could show emotion, then again no crab has had to live with HER.
Way to go 14!
BTW, I'm dying to see if you do anything W/ Jenna Jameson now that shes preggers. Please, please! Just think of all the phallic imagery possibe!
Posted by: Jen | August 07, 2008 at 09:37 AM
When do the t-shirts go on sale?
Posted by: CPTWilly | August 07, 2008 at 02:01 PM
Wow! How long has it been since you spoofed her? LOL! Good job, and you know something, for a tiny moment, I was actually thinking Paris was okay for slamming on Old Dude.
LOL! Gawd, McCain is such a tool to think that ad is working.
As always, 14. You're awesome.
Posted by: Chansmom | August 07, 2008 at 09:33 PM
Loves it!
Posted by: Michelle | August 07, 2008 at 09:41 PM
amen sister! I cannot believe how people had the nerve to praise Paris and call her "smart" for making the video. Please. bitch didn't write the script and didn't even vote in the last election.
I fucking hate Paris.
Posted by: DEAF FEMINIST PUNK!!! | August 08, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Paris Hilton's ad mocking McCain in response to his own stupid one is funny.
What's even funnier is the fact that the insults in hers that were directed at him went right over his head.
He also may have alienated some supporters, including members of the Hilton family. Mrs. Hilton hit the nail on the head when she noted that these ads were a frivolous way of running for president when people are losing homes and jobs.
Whether Hilton thought up the ad herself or not, it was a funny and clever way of exposing McCain in all his stupidity. We have had 8 years of a president who won with negativity, and we've been paying for it ever since.
Posted by: anne | August 09, 2008 at 11:22 AM
why is the crab sobbing?
Posted by: abenj | August 10, 2008 at 05:45 PM
Crabby is sad because he's been stuck under Paris' dress for a long time and wishes to be free. Poor Crabby.
xoxo
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Posted by: cornwall wallcorn | August 11, 2008 at 06:27 PM
You're right... somehow McCain's ad was only successful in making Paris Hilton seem somewhat more likeable. Perhaps he really IS a miracle worker!
Posted by: Erick | August 11, 2008 at 08:37 PM
I love how you made her face more yellow than the rest of her-- I noticed that on the video! along with her clown feet. (and wonk-tastic eye)
Posted by: javelin | August 12, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Lol.
Look at that, another vision of Paris
http://alexei.konovalov.googlepages.com/originesdumonde
Posted by: Prastotle | September 07, 2008 at 09:07 AM
This is pretty good/funny and possibly absurd (if she did it):
http://givemeamillionparishilton.com/
Pass it on!
Posted by: the spy | September 21, 2008 at 02:17 PM
I can't wait for this campaign to end because I'm sick of hearing about the smearing ads and ridiculous greeting cards I see.
Posted by: Greetin' Cards | October 29, 2008 at 10:42 AM