A Couple of Babies Were Born Yesterday

Approximately 300,000 babies were born worldwide yesterday. Among them were little Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Pitt-Jolie. Much congratulations to Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and family, and much congratulations to the other families around the globe who also brought little bundles of joy into the world. Medium: photo composite, digital paint.

Comments

[CPT Willy]

Really? First I had heard of it.

Oh, we are having split pea soup for supper; which I think is more newsworthy than the P-J babies.

[Demon Kitty]

Who gives a shit about the Brangelina babies!!!!!

YOU HEAR ME ALL YOU FUCKING CRAZY ASS CINDERELLA/EUGENIC FANTASY MORON CUNTS WHO DON'T HAVE A LIFE???????? WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE BRANGELINA KIDS????????

I envision a 20 foot high fake white wedding cake. There are 2 statues of Brad and Angelina in the bride and groom attire on the very top! They are made out of plastic. They are surrounded by their ever expanding brood. All the Brangeloonies surround the cake. They are all on their knees praying that they can realize the same kind of pregnancy/porn/ relationship/breeding/eugenic fantasy extravaganza - that doesn't really exist - that, while beating off frantically and furiously at the same time.

Now that she's popped them out, I am sure she'll be getting out the lighter, the tablespoon, the band, the syringe, and the necessary ingredient to celebrate.

I wonder what Brad's bad habits are? Can they compare?

[Cyclops Kitten Natividad]

Anything that's been done over 6 billion times in the last 100 years isn't special, unique or even particularly interesting. Get over it, breeders.

[Lemur]

You know what? If you hate all of the attention that the twins' birth is garnering, then just don't ad to it. We get it, its just two more babies in the world, nothing spectacular. If you really want to make a statement about our celebrity obsessed culture ( which you are adding to, btw) then shut down your goddamn site or start posting on other, more important things.

[CPT Willy]

Demon Kitty, tell how you really feel. You can be honest here. We are your friends.

Lemur, I miss your point.

[Vern]

I have to agree with the fabulous CPT Willy here, I don't get Lemur's point either. How does shutting down a site that provides brilliant satire, essentialy putting one's head in the sand, improve anything or make a statement?

[Jenn F.]

I see your point, Cyclops... it's not interesting to anyone else when someone has a baby. But to the parents who have the kid, it certainly is pretty special, unique, and interesting. Why the rest of the world is interested in someone else's kid though does remain a mystery.

Lemur, the point of this site is to satirize and poke fun at celebrity culture. It doesn't look like 14 "hates" the attention that the twin's birth is garnering... I'd say she's just baffled and amused by it. "or start posting on other, more important things" ~ this isn't a news site. It's all just for fun.

[Demon Kitty]

Lemur,

You do a disservice to lemurs everywhere. How dare you!

Sometimes, you got to let the flood gates open CPT Willy. I feel so much better now.

[BoycottLINKSdotCom]

Oh gee -- here's a word of advice, to both websites who don't want the trajillion hits the words 'brangelina' generate, and the retards who claim their so sick of Brad & Angelina and their kids - how about NOT buying magazines, tabloids, and visiting websites where people talk about them?!

I guarantee you it's a surefire winner way to express your nonchalance and disinterest.

You're not coming across as THAT genuine, or sincere in your POV when you post 24/7 365 on their threads, OR when you post little blog burbs demonstrating how you know EXACTLY where the so-called 'brangeloonies,' post, and compiling a 'best of,' anthology.

Kind of makes it seem, you're a f**king EXPERT on the Jolie-Pitts your damned self.

I guarantee you it's a surefire winner way to express your CLAIMED nonchalance and disinterest (shyeah, riiiight).

See, here's the thing...you're not coming across as THAT genuine, or sincere in your self-righteous indignation and POV when you post 24/7 365 on their threads making snarky comments, OR when you post your little blog burbs demonstrating how you know EXACTLY where the so-called 'brangeloonies,' post, and compiling a 'best of,' anthology, along with a painstaking analysis of their psychological makeup. All of THAT, implies that you are more than a bit familiar, and that you're about a half step away from stalkerdom your damned self.

It actually even sounds like you're a f**king EXPERT on the Jolie-Pitts. Dead giveaway.

Word of advice by an example: see, I could give a sh*t about Ashley Simpson. THAT is why I've never been on an 'Ashley Simpson thread,' posting about her, and couldn't tell you where one was if you held a gun to my head. THAT, is how it works when you do not care. Capiche?

You, however, seem to know, not ONLY all about the Jolie Pitts, but also about the millions of fans that post daily about them -- THAT means your kind of, like, a big, f**king liar obsessed with them yourself.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Oh! BY the WAY -- ...the pics of the babies, with the photoshopped colored in and inflated big pale pink lips, are more than vaguely RACIST - they look like those old cartoon caricatures of 'Negroes,' back in the early part of the 20th century, designed to make blacks look like buffons and demonize them. Not that I'm telling you something you don't know, right 'Gallery of the Absurd,' folks?? Way to deliver the bizarro racial slurs against Brad & Angelina and their kids.

Oh, I get it -- they adopt kids of all ethnicities, so you were just trying to bring the point home, that that is a bad thing and something to make fun of. The pictures of their kids, all the brown ones anyway, are quite unflattering. But that's part of the ridicule, I get it. I'm sure that was deliberate.

Adorable pic of the blond baby though.

Hmmm...I guess that, FOR THOSE of YOU who RUN this WEBSITE, *THAT* is the ultimate insult: likening two newborns to racist black caricatures??

I'd say you had some pretty vile, envious old jealous shrews, working behind the scenes to go there...I mean you really have popped your corks in unjustified hatred and bitterness, when you start wading into KKK territory. Get help.

In the meantime, I'll tell all of the 3 million loonies, to block your website since you're just so fed up? Kay?

Kay.

[confused]

Thank you, BoycottLINKSdotCom for the brilliant satire. I must admit that at first I thought that comment was genuine, but upon rereading it I decided that it was a well played joke. Here's why it works:

Firstly, the first five paragraphs of the comment repeat themselves almost word for word in the sixth paragraph. I will take note of that in the future when I create pieces meant to mock the intelligence of the group I'm representing. An understated and excellent touch!

Secondly, playing the race card. At first you're a bit mortified for the commenter and angered that anyone could be so stupid. But once you realize the post is a cunning social commentary about the Brangeloonie mind-set you realize that this was the piece-de-resistance that really takes BoycottLINKSdotCom's comment from mindless drivel to absurdist genius. Brava!

It was a joke, right?

[14]

Um, the infant's lips are big and puffy because Angelina's lips are big and puffy. You know, genes and all.

[Jenn F.]

LOL

Please tell me that BoycottLINKSdotcom's comments are another tongue-in-cheek joke like the rest of it! It must be... no one could really be that blind to the entire point.

She'll be pretty busy trying to let all three million people know about it, too. That is, if she can ever stop repeatedly cutting and pasting chunks of her rant around the internet. The big lips on the babies were OBVIOUSLY because of Angelina's big lips. What a dumb-ass.

Obviously a nerve was struck. *shakes head*

[Demon Kitty]

I don't visit this site enough these days. I really need to get my ass back here on a regular basis. This shit is too entertaining.

[phlegmfatale]

...speaking of hating on, I'm baffled at how the previous jolie-pitt intercourse trophy is looking so undeniably Voight-esque, and yet still manages to be incredibly cute. It's funny to think how the sight of her daughter looking so much like Jon must be a dazzling reminder of Angie's bad blood with Pops.

Hee.

[MamaSarah]

You folks are all so emotionally invested in this argument that does not need to be an argument. WTF??

[lofrety]

omg they are so cute but you are not bite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg sy

[angelgurl]

don't get me wrong or anything - but those babies look so much like those anoying crying babies you see on the TV. Congrates you and Brad but yah. they look so ugly but yet cute.