Controversial Alien on Film Truth Exposed

Last week it was announced that a Denver man had come forward with videotaped evidence proving the existence of extraterrestrial life. The tape shows a large-headed, dark eyed creature peeping through a window. Much debate has erupted over whether the video is authentic or simply CGI trickery. Being somewhat of a UFO buff myself, I took a still of the film and ran it through several sophisticated photo filters and data imaging programs and am pleased to share the results with my readers. As it turns out, the video is nothing more than a security surveillance tape from a Beverly Hills Hermes store window. The "alien" in question is clearly an image of Victoria Beckham gazing through the window, her eyes filled with hypnotic yearning as she contemplates the next $9,000 purse she's about to purchase.

Here's the original still from the film.

Comments

[Dr.L.]

Victoria beckham IS an alien. Nicely done,14.

[Demon Kitty]

I wonder if tit implants of the rich, famous, a dead will be on display in a fucking museum.

Victoria is disgusting.

Marc Jacobs, how could you! HOW could you? The ads look like SHIT!!!!!!!!

[Vern]

I would like to preface this Haiku by stating that my computer tried to eat it many times before I could complete it. My spontanaeity may have been lost. blame xenu!

Fuck starving children,
All that matters is that I
look real hot for Becks.

[midevil]

Demon Kitty's probably right on the money. They've all signed billion dollar contracts and the museum is going up inh that charred bit of lot over at Universal.

[seabiscuit]

It has vacant eyes and I wouldn't want to run into it in a dark alley. It's alien profile would scare the crap outta me.

[frewt]

spot-on Vern, further:

the irony is
her C cup breasts can't stop
Becks screwing the help

[Jenn F.]

Oooh fun fun...

The orange bottle tan hides
the true green hue to her skin
but not the pig snout.

[Lucy]

That's a cute one! You really come up with such funny stuff =)