Jeff Polage Takes On Carrot Top
In order to achieve the full Carrot Top effect as shown above, we used a ratty old wig, cheap eyeliner and scotch tape to pull Jeff's eyebrows skyward.
We've got another photo shoot scheduled today and our props include a blonde wig, a hot pink bikini, and a couple of cantaloupes. Can you guess who our victim might be?
Too funny! I think lots people use scotch tape. I see them all over celeb blogs.
Posted by: AnneMaa | May 08, 2008 at 09:22 AM
Pamela Anderson?
Posted by: El Payo | May 08, 2008 at 10:03 AM
ooooooh, i bet it's gonna be Coco!!! can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!!!!
Posted by: Kmoney | May 08, 2008 at 10:06 AM
wheeee. could Angelyne be next? You are in LA after all...
Posted by: Nathaniel R | May 08, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Now there's a man willing to suffer (and make US suffer for his art!
Posted by: Vern | May 08, 2008 at 10:47 AM
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE JEFF!!!!!!!
Posted by: hope | May 08, 2008 at 11:05 AM
My money's on Heidi Montag.
Posted by: Tracy27 | May 08, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Excellent, excellent work!
Posted by: Erik | May 08, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Kmoney-
It would take two cantaloupes AND two seedless watermelons to be Coco!
Posted by: Vern | May 08, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Please, please let it be Heidi. I really don't understand how that b***h got to be popular.
Posted by: Jen | May 08, 2008 at 12:40 PM
haha could it BE heidi? I secretly want it to be brooke hogan. it would be all the more fitting.
Posted by: Gabs | May 08, 2008 at 03:11 PM
Oh my!!! I did miss Jeff!!! HILLARIOUS!!!!
My cash is on Heidi :D :D :D
Posted by: Rebecca | May 08, 2008 at 03:57 PM
The man deserves a fucking OSCAR.
Carrot Top scares the fuck out of me. I always feel like I am going to toss my lunch the minute he burns a hole in my retina. I can't figure out who is worse, Carrot Top or Pete Burns .... shudder ....
Posted by: Demon Kitty | May 08, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Coco! Coco! Coco!
Posted by: midevil | May 08, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Blonde and cantaloupe-chested?
Posh Spice?
Posted by: Eize | May 08, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Yeah? Jeff Polage doing Carrot Top? Whatever, Jeff Polage! I'll be impressed when you do a Naked Bonaduce, Jeff Polage! Or perhaps a Polagian take on Cisco Adler would impress us out of our jaded state! We demand more Polage!
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | May 08, 2008 at 09:26 PM
The scotch tape was the perfect detail. Vive le Polage!
I think Kmoney might be right... I've got my money on Coco.
Posted by: Jenn F. | May 09, 2008 at 05:41 AM
I love Jeff--these pictures are hilarious!
Posted by: isobel | May 09, 2008 at 09:04 AM
This is too funny! Even with the scotch tape, eyeliner and horrific wig... Jeff still manages to look more natural than Carrot Top. That is one frightening guy(?)!!
Oh yea, I'm thinking blonde, hot pink bikini and cantaloupes = Pamela Anderson.
Posted by: OoLaLaFrenchGirl | May 09, 2008 at 09:20 AM
Candyistas for CoCo!
Posted by: Vern | May 09, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Heidi Montag?
Posted by: that_girl | May 09, 2008 at 09:46 AM
My eyes! My eyes!
Oh, BTW, Michelle Duggar is preggers again. Another drawing soon?
Posted by: Derwood | May 09, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Remember the Stephen King book, IT ... the evil clown ... primordial evil ... defeated by sex in the end ... there is something so creepy about Carrot Top ... but that pic you and Jeffrey have done makes me laugh out loud! thanks, 14!
Posted by: Knox Bronson | May 09, 2008 at 12:49 PM
I'd say Coco, but I think you'd need a couple of cantelopes AND a gigantic pumpkin. >:D
Posted by: Peta | May 09, 2008 at 01:21 PM
Brilliance. I am SO glad that it's tape making his eyes look like that though.
Posted by: Laura @ Hungry and Frozen | May 09, 2008 at 05:08 PM