Clay Aiken's Pregnancy Poster a Big Hit With Claymates

I apologize, but this is the first image that popped in my head when I saw the words "Clay Aiken" and "Pregnant" together in the same sentence.

Gleeful Claymates scrambled to get their hands on the hot Clay Aiken Pregnancy poster to add to their treasured collections of Clay memorabilia. Mildred Norgaard, president of the Minnesota Rockin' Grannies Claymate Club says, "I just bought a dozen copies of the poster and plan on hanging them all over my house. They'll make a welcome addition to my Clay Aiken teddy bear collection. My stars, that young man just makes me swoon!" Sources say the poster is selling out at all Midwest area Wal-Marts. Our congrats to Clay.

Comments

[Psychochick]

Aha hahahahahahah! How CLAY are you? He looks cuter now, but in a creepy sort of way. *shudders*

[Dr. L.]

OMG; that is perfect. And you nailed the mindless Claymates too!

[BORED KIDZ!!!!]

that was hilarious. best Photoshop joke ever.

[Vern]

You are so going to hell for this!

[Parker Worth]

The degenerate Jeff Polage will go off the deep end when he sees this. Is that Jeff hiding behind the eye screen?

[bainbridge island flowers]

omg, that is too perfect!

[deanna]

I second what vern said and then some. This aint right.

[Eize]

Actually, I would believe this poster more than the fact he impregnated David Foster's sister. Excellent, Ms. 14!!!

[Knox Bronson]

I was eating a very delicious slice of pizza when i landed on this page ... this picture is almost as gross as the one you did of Cisco Adler's balls ... i'm starving ... i have to stop thinking about these images ...

[Charlene]

I loved the MSNBC headline: Clay Aiken Expecting Child.

By the way, the woman's first name is Jaymes.

[Demon Kitty]

When I first read about Gaiyken expecting a child, I immediately blocked it out. It was a vile thought in every sense of the word. Just downright fucking vile. The thought of him wacking off into a cup and then a turkey baster. Jesus fucking God, help me!

Oh 14! You are the only person on the planet who can make another human want to vomit and laugh at the same time!!! I just ate breakfast and my stomach hurts! This is such a nasty fucking picture! So nasty. I have a fetish with pit hair - and now I don't. You have helped me overcome my pit hair fetish! Dear fucking God, this is some NASTY ASS shit.

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!

American Idol has SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR!

[Miss Mezza]

Shit mate, this is too cool. Ties in nicely with that pregnant trans 'dude' who i most recently saw mowing his lawn, so nice tie in there, Miss 14.

Seems to me you have a knack for telling us how we see things, before we've noticed for ourselves. Fabulous work.

Poor Knox Bronson. I feel for you.

[liane]

omg!! too funny. love the pit hair. he just creeps me out (clay, not the preggie man, well him too, but clay more so).

[Jenn F.]

Funny how your Photoshopped pic doesn't seem all that strange to me, since it's Clay. It kind of makes sense... seems somewhat possible.

I continue to be amazed at the "Claymates" and how unbelievably blind they are, refusing to believe what's so blatantly obvious. Mind you, I noticed on that hideous Claymate site that one of them has a dog named "Booger"... oh this just answers it all, doesn't it?

[Dr. L.]

That Calymates website is un-believable. If anything happens to Clay, check those people out. They are certifiably obsessed.

[Noelegy]

It's the little details that make this so good, such as the way his pit hair exactly matches that which grows from his head.

[Psychochick]

So he dyes his pit hairs red too??

[Stephanie]

Maybe they'll name the kid after the parents. If it's a boy, it could be called "Will" and if it's a girl, "Grace."

[Chansmom]

He was one creepy guy. Not to mention a huge phoney. Just come out of the closet and get over it.

I had a good laugh when I read the news, and a very loud, EWWWWWWW!

[mellen]

Just RE-found your site! Whew!

I want to see what Clay looked like BEfore those American Idol pin heads got a hold of him. Anyolne know a link? lol.

I love the ORANGE tufts of hair shooting out of his arm pits. Spit out my sodi pop!!

[SugarLump]

Another reason for me to get the hell out of the Midwest.

Thanks for the good laugh!

[McIntyre]

ewwwwwwwwwww!
I just threw up in my mouth a little!

[J]

Clay sort of resembles an orangutan in this um... image?

[wael]

this is funny in a scarry kind of way