What is it with all these "celebrities" designing lines of cheap flimsy t-shirts with images of their faces splashed across the front? WHO wears this crap?? Ashlee Simpson is the latest celebufluff to "design" her own line of t-shirts with yep, her face plastered all the front. I thought I'd put my marketing background to work and redesign her t-shirts to be more appealing:
Inspired by Ashlee's image of herself performing onstage as shown on her
100% rayon Twist Back Top, this punk-inspired edgy design is a more realistic portrayal of her singing career because it's
the one performance everyone remembers.
I wasn't seeing the meaning in Ashlee's
Little Miss Obsessive t-shirt (50% polyester!). I might be out of the loop - perhaps it's the name of a song off her new CD? Maybe she's obsessive? Can someone please explain? Anyway, with all the chatter about Ashlee's lip collagen, I thought this tee was much more appropriate.
She actually named one of her designs the
Ashlee Zebra Face Tee. You can't make this stuff up.
An
homage to
Daddy.
This sexy t-shirt features a flirty plunging neckline to
show off your assets and is made with 100% spandex to hug your curves. Please be aware that sizes run small, so order accordingly.
You are so wicked and yet so nice! You didn't put the little paper doll tabs on the tees, or is that too obvious?
Posted by: Vern | April 23, 2008 at 12:59 PM
I can't imagine anyone wanting her mug on their chest, she really is horrifying...
(I'm so glad your back!!! Your really make my day!!))
Posted by: Marie | April 23, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Hilarious, as always, 14!
Are t-shirts pre-shrunk like her nose?
Posted by: Candy | April 23, 2008 at 01:17 PM
I would completely love to buy the first one, but all are genius.
Posted by: Karo | April 23, 2008 at 01:26 PM
That zebra one is the best!
Posted by: midevil | April 23, 2008 at 04:01 PM
The zebra face one made me laugh out loud. They're all great but that is an absolute classic!
Posted by: Erik | April 23, 2008 at 04:47 PM
Brilliant. Just brilliant. These should be sold via Cafe Press - I'm sure you'd sell more than Wet Seal will.
Posted by: It's British Bitch | April 23, 2008 at 06:53 PM
ahahaha... little miss collagen lips is my favorite. Duck face!
Posted by: javelin | April 23, 2008 at 07:43 PM
Yes, thanks for coming back. For some reason I never canceled my Google reader feed and was ELATED!! that you came back to your home. Err...you know what I mean, right? Exactly.
Posted by: Sam | April 23, 2008 at 08:56 PM
This is an omen of things yet to come.
Posted by: Demon Kitty | April 23, 2008 at 09:11 PM
I'd like to buy the first and fourth shirts. How much? ;-)
Posted by: MandyPandy | April 23, 2008 at 09:32 PM
I sense a lot of pent up energy ... about to be unleashed ... me first!
But really, 14, do you have to be so mean? Can't we all just get along? (joking)(really)
Have you ever thought about doing political cartoons, btw?
so glad you are back! xox kb
Posted by: Knox Bronson | April 23, 2008 at 11:56 PM
nice
Posted by: andul | April 24, 2008 at 01:37 AM
I want.
Posted by: eek | April 24, 2008 at 01:54 PM
little miss obsessive is a song of hers
god i hope she's pregnant
Posted by: Erin | April 24, 2008 at 04:21 PM
Oh good grief this made me laugh. What's the point of her again? I'd forgotten how much I loved that Ashlee-as-horse picture the first time round :) so thanks for the reminder by putting it on a tshirt!
Posted by: Laura @ Hungry and Frozen | April 24, 2008 at 04:22 PM
Now I would DEFINITELY buy the top shirt (Acid Reflux) if it was available! And I'd wear it proudly.
Posted by: Thorne Smith | April 24, 2008 at 05:05 PM
Wow, you didn't mention her nose?
Posted by: Salmonella | April 24, 2008 at 08:20 PM
so glad you're back. i love your site! the other blog I found to be too confusing, but it was worth a try. GOtA was missed.
can't wait to see yur new art.
xokillajoules
Posted by: killahjoules | April 25, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Thanks for your comments everyone. Oh how I wish I could get away with selling these things on Cafe Press. I want the Acid Reflux one for myself.
Oh and Erin, thank you for explaining the Little Miss Obsessive reference. Obviously I don't listen to Ashlee's "music".
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | April 25, 2008 at 10:30 AM
The "Acid Reflux" one is definitely my favourite, although the others (especially the Zebra face and the Daddy tribute) made me laugh. Well done. I would buy the Acid Reflux one if it was available!
Posted by: Jenn F. | April 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Jumping on this bandwagon to say that I would TOTALLY buy the ACID REFLUX t-shirt. Effing genius, if I do say so myself! And I know genius when I see it! I'm a teacher! With a degree in genius - spotting! Not to be confused with the penis-spotting teachers of Porky's.
Posted by: Alex | April 25, 2008 at 06:23 PM
oh my god, 14, i want that "my heart belongs to daddy" shirt so bad! hahahaha. i'm totally serious, too.
Posted by: Lia | April 26, 2008 at 10:14 AM
I dont get the zebra reference, please sell these shirts !!!!!!! I want them all !!!!!
Posted by: Anon1 | April 28, 2008 at 10:59 AM
HILARIOUS!!! You are sooo brilliant 14!
Posted by: Cal | April 28, 2008 at 11:04 AM
I'd so totally buy one of the Acid Reflux shirts! It's the ONLY shirt I'd wear with her mug on it.
Posted by: Devilish Southern Belle | April 28, 2008 at 07:32 PM
I really like Ashlee Simpson, but those shirts were so funny. You never fail to disappoint 14. There is always truth in parody.
Posted by: Carole | May 04, 2008 at 06:13 AM
ok... so I was out of the loop and wasn't aware that she would actually put that face on a t-shirt, so i went to see the shirt..ur shirts are better and much more accurate- if you look at her "better" face shirt you would def see she used Jessica as a face double- especially "little Miss Obsessive" she's obsessed with looking like her hotter older sister!
PS... I'm so glad you're back- you make my days brighter
Posted by: Eva | May 04, 2008 at 01:25 PM