Star Jones Finds New Job With Family Dollar Store

Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run. But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough to get the media coverage of her first day on the job:

Best wishes to Star in her exciting new job! Credits: Photo collage and graphics by 14, post and newspaper article written by Candy Kirby.

Comments

[Vern]

I hope they can keep her away from the chocolate dipped pork rinds! Other wise they will Never see any profit!

[jam]

I will link you in my blog if you please. You are fantastic. Congratulations from Spain.

[Thorne Smith]

Now I see where that dinner-jacket, shorts, and tubesock trend that's sweeping the nation started!

[javelin]

love that "discount gastric bypass" outlet next door... I bet it's attached to a Sam's Club, and members get 5 gastric bypasses for the price of 1. "Get the kids together and c'mon down!"

[ashl3igh]

heehee..."Discount Gastric Bypass"...how depressingly appropriate for the location (my home state). And there's that damn chimp again!

D'ya suppose Family Dollar will start selling Star's new line of cheap-ass fur accessories? I can just see it: hats, handbags, fur-lined gloves and socks...made from a thrifty combo of scraps of fur bits that get thrown in the dumpster (ears, paws, etc.) AND Al's and Star's chest/bikini wax leftovers...all for $8.99 or less!

...oh goodness, I smell a new PS graphic, and I think I'll start working on that myself (you're busy enough)....
say, do you ever consider unknown, unprofessional, small-potatoes art students for Guest Artist features? hmm? ;-)

[Ally]

Interesting...Family Dollar is owned by polygamists. Hmm....I sure wish her all the best, though. Everyone deserves at least that.

[gracie o!]

14, lover. I have a blog now too! You're linked to it. ILU.

www.woolgatheringandmiscellany.blogspot.com

[Green Eilleen]

Does anybody know why Star had a career in the first place? I've always been mystified. I think a tour of dollar stores would be a great gig for her.

GE

[Viper Tetsu]

Trog think Star bad. Trog steal plastic whiffle bat from Dollar Store, beat Star with bat. Star squeal like alien in Star Wars with arm cut off.

World rejoice.

[Steve]

Thanks for a great laugh when I needed one!

[Michal la femme]

"Star Jones Wigs 1.00" nice touch, and I like the fact the store is already graffitied before her grand opening.

[Demon Kitty]

I will never forget when Star Jones described her incredible "sexual connection" with big gay Al - saying he had legs like a stallion and skin like butter... dear fucking god, I could have purged my entire whatever...

I damn this bitch to hell! Damn her! Damn her to hell a thousand times! Damn this bitch. I hope all the poor animals who had to die horrific deaths so this alien looking washed out broad could wear fur, I hope they all come back to life and gnaw the fat off of her ass.

Damn this fucking bitch! Damn her to hell!!!

[rusalina]

excellent!

[Elizebeth]

Al looks just fabulous! And I think I see a 14 spray painted on the building.

And I'm wondering if Demon Kitty could let me know where she talked about her sexy man like that? If it was on the View then I hope I can youtube it, that could be my new ringtone!

[lisa]

If I go to Family Dollar will I see STAR?
Star is HOT! My advice to Star is GO BLONDE--I think she looks best with Blonde highlighted hair--it makes her face look fuller--also she should keep her arms covered and wear a lovely silk scarf on her neck--that will cover the sagging skin and skeleton neck. Otherwise she is beautiful--There are a lot of gay men--I commend her for holding on to her hubby eventhough he is gay--I just hope she don't catch HIV. Once gay always gay....Star Two queens--birds of a feather stick together!!!

[Tony]

When I wrote to her, blasting her words that she'd never vote for an atheist, she wrote me back a long "Jesus" email. She's an idiot.
I guess Jesus wants to bring her gigantic EGO down a few notches.
I feel vindicated !

[They said HW was a traitor, evident with the airplane "incident" during WorldWarII. If true this le]

They said HW was a traitor, evident with the airplane "incident" during WorldWarII. If true this legacy would be evident in W's administration::::
Rebate checks on the way into and out of office are both bad signs.
Signing on to Iraq to eliminate Saddam and 4,000 Americans is another clue.
Don't be surprised if they have him sabotage some things on his way out, and since McCain is good it will (has) happen(ed) one way or the other::::
The whole economy issue came out of nowhere in February 2008. Consistant with the god's methodology, expect justification was utilized::::::
Of course the crashing dollar of the last few years has comeplled OPEC to value oil with the Euro instead of the dollar.
Don't forget:::The Reagan administration was charecterized with banking scandal too.

Sounding like a goddamn blooming idiot when he speaks is a clue unlike any others. When Reagan spoke it sounded as if he "fuddled", a clue not to trust him.
"They're going to pay for 2004." Redneck states. And how many think they are "earning"?
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Tibet has fallen prey to the Big Lie of democracy, just as so many Vietnamese did decades ago.
You are the morbidly disfavored people who fail to recognize god's favor when you see it:::
The pinnicle of irony:::ED pharmeceuticals.
People injest this poison which will cost them their health TO DEFEAT FAVOR GRANTED BY THE GODS, indifference towards sex the god's way of helping you avoid this damaging behavior.

Took the Dali Lama a week to speak about the riots ocurring in Tibet.
Despite being a clone host fake, he is a phoney, a hypocrite whose absence implied his support for the violence.
It is a clue not to respect him.

Both Confucious and Buddah emerged about the same time. Consistant with the god's methodology one is good while the other is evil.
Consistant with Hardship.wav, expect the evil one to be associated with the ignorant disfavored, those who are closer to Damnation.

Try to use the Vietnamese example above because I understand they have respect issues. The San Jose fiasco the gods put on the national stage to embarass the Vietnamese was yet another clue suggesting this.

Earthly religions are no longer the priority. Don't let them distract you from the task at hand with them.
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Like aging, sleep is behavior forced upon us.
News story on sleep research, a good example of how education is preditory, deceptive.
People aren't fresher or sharper because of good sleep. The gods control all this.
Actually, they've mentioned that people with favor don't have to sleep and, like aging, sleep is behavior forced upon us.
This is today's research. Expect this applies to early research as well.
Incidentally, the gods create male superiority in the fields of computers, science and math for preditory reason.
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There is one geographic clue I have not addressed in years:::Uranus, a planet tilted 90 degrees on its axis. I have stated in years past that I think this is yet another geographic clue offered by the gods, this one suggesting the fate of planet Earth, that tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction.
Undesirables will either perish in the government marijuana erradication program "gone awry" or be the recipients of reparations granted by the US government because of it.
Or both.
I believe the New Testiment battle of the Anti-Christ and the Second Coming of Christ will ocurr in subsequent years SPECIFICALLY because these people will be distracted with the money during the event.
When the Earth's axis shifts people will be cast into outer space with gold cards in hand.
I think this was foreshadowed on an episode of the Simpsons where Homer and Bart are on the disfavored ship and eject, only to experience a sense of euphoria, expand then explode in the vacuum of space.

Recall I recently brought up the possible Manifest Destiny-positioned Chinese invasion of the United States (west coast) upon economic abandonment by their clone host tools (economic destruction and deterioration.mp3). They have mentioned this in years past.
Newspaper just made a curious change where they combined the sports and business sections, and to properly read the business section you need to read "backward". Like Asian languages.
Tariffs. The gods are instruct their tools to defend open free trade, as they will to the bitter end. The gods have a script and they need economic (d)evolution sufficient to justify what they have scripted for our future, so they use their tools to adamantly defend this concept of fair trade::::The time for tariffs has long since past.
Incidentally, the Chinese recalls (lead-based paint on toys, toothpaste, etc) may be in preparation for this invasion, a tactic esuring a percentage of disfavored affected will fight to the bitter end.
I've recently stated how the gods will use the Japanese as role models to the Chinese as China becomes increasingly Westernized. Expect a cultural movement celebrating Japanese culture in decades prior, much as we witnessed in the west in the past.
If we do witness a Chinese invasion on American soil don't be surprised if the very same tactics the Japanese employed on the Chinese will be used on us. Lack of empathy is a dynamic the gods will find important in the context of justification, niggers:::
I've recently stated how the gods will use the Japanese as role models to the Chinese as China becomes increasingly Westernized.
Feedback II.wav
If we do witness a Chinese invasion on American soil don't be surprised if the very same tactcs the Japanese employed on the Chinese will be used on us. Lack of empathy is a dynamic the gods will find important in the context of justification.
Recall how Americans so frequently laughed at the French for their lack of military response when confronted by the Nazi army. To resist would have been suicide. Their reaction was appropriate. The opposite would be one as we witnessed in Vietnam. These are morbidly disfavored Asians and take great pride in their resistance. The gods DO use their pride in resistance by positioning in appropriate temptation, ensuring minimal sucess.
If events transpire I recommend you respond like the French and not like the Vietnamese. If this is a west coast event it may not have serious effect but if it is nationwide the United States will lose over a hundred million in the South and midwest.

It doesn't matter. McCain doesn't have a chance. Osama's too good. The debates will be one-sided. He has a better chance against Hillary. I can get into the explanation that the gods only use their power to hurt the disfavored, but you've already heard it. Consistant with this, expect gas to climb to $4 if not $5 this summer, ensuring the election is delivered to the wrong candidate, just like 2004::::They've used the price of gas to punish the people for electing the wrong person.
IN 2000 you didn't have a choice, and they sent this clue very nicely with proceedings surrounding the election. But 2004 was different. In an ironic twist it will be just the opposite this year, where the gods use the price of gas and run-down economy diverts you TO their prefered candidate. It's ocurring intentionally for this purpose.
You idiot redneck political types are the chumps here. 1998::::Something for everybody. Clinton's impeachment was for people like you. ANYTIME the kids support a candidate it is a RED FLAG, and they supported Clinton in 1992.