Sketchbook Chronicles: Forget Crabs, Paris Hilton Has Worms
Biologists have recently unearthed a new species of worm: the Heiress Worm Lips. The worm lips, as seen here on Paris Hilton, are oversized, fright-inducing invertebrate that thrive as parasites on attention-hungry heiresses. Heiress Worm Lips are considered larger than humanly possible, and typically filled with Restylane. This species has little substance outside of the injected collagen and has difficulty forming big words. Worm lips can be found blowing kisses to photographers, wrapping themselves around bongs, kissing the butts of B-movie directors and latching on to Rick Salomon in the best-selling DVD, 1 Night in Paris.
In everyday language, the term worm is also applied to various other living forms, such as larvae, centipedes, shipworms and Joe Simpson. medium: ink and gouache in sketchbook, digital color, text written by Holy Candy.
Time for schlock filmmaker Ted V. Mikels to produce a sequel to THE WORM EATERS, with Paris in the lead. Crap horror's become her thing, y'know?
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | December 03, 2007 at 01:54 AM
Someone mentioned that it could also be a form of herpes. XD I saw the pics, and she looked HIDEOUS!
Posted by: Eize | December 03, 2007 at 02:23 AM
Oh, this made me laugh out loud, especially when I saw the photograph that inspired it. Worm lips, indeed!
Posted by: bonni | December 03, 2007 at 02:30 AM
Eeewwww...but so true! Well, that pretty much completes all her facial features being funky in one way or another! Wonky eye, I don't even know what word to use for her nose,and now worms for lips. Way to go Paris! You hit the nail on the head again, 14! You make my day!
Posted by: Stuck in AL | December 03, 2007 at 04:03 AM
I see Titney has rubbed off on her. Gross.
Posted by: midevil | December 03, 2007 at 04:09 AM
Very scary, and always on target. Another great work, 14!
Posted by: salmonella | December 03, 2007 at 04:32 AM
Thank you for clearing this up for me. I thought some evil cheetos got stuck in her lip goo, now I understand that she is just, I mean, she just HAS a disease!
Posted by: Vernice | December 03, 2007 at 04:33 AM
Couldn't have put it better myself. although writing "Paris Hilton has worm lips," is not nearly as amusing/interesting/graphic/original.
ps: when are you going to have a big fat gallery show?
Posted by: careergirl | December 03, 2007 at 04:54 AM
You never cease to amaze - I am not sure why some see the 'Heiress' as beautiful... never get tired of your relentless pursuit of the self-important celeb - especially one who has no talent and no intelligence....AWESOME!!
Posted by: APac | December 03, 2007 at 08:03 AM
That is just gross........fabulous!
Posted by: Elizebeth | December 03, 2007 at 11:06 AM
This cheered me up since my goldfish is in its death throes and my cat has heart disease .. and all during exam time.
Posted by: Demon Kitty | December 03, 2007 at 11:48 AM
What I want to know is, how'd Diane Sawyer get worm lips?! I've been freaking out about her white worm lips for years.
Paris. Worms. Root vegetable nose and fish eyes. Arcimboldo. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | December 03, 2007 at 11:59 AM
I am pray it is photo shopped on d-listed. Good Lord, they DO look like worms.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007335.html
Is her original features. LOL.
Posted by: mellen | December 03, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Actually her lips looked more like an anus.
Posted by: Napoleon Solo | December 03, 2007 at 01:06 PM
I saw that picture of her and thought "what the hell?" At least she had her upper lip waxed... unlike Moostachio Spears. Her nose looks askew as well in the orig...
Where is Polage?
Posted by: Shelly-mother earth | December 03, 2007 at 02:01 PM
Holy shit!!! xD But her titts and everything are sure real ;)
My God,she have a god Doctor,you can't see it at the first look (sorry my bad english)
Go ahead,lovely 14 *smile*
Posted by: Timea | December 03, 2007 at 02:34 PM
FANTASTIC!!!!!!
LOVES IT!
Posted by: parissucksliterally | December 03, 2007 at 02:50 PM
She has oral Hemorrhoids. The funniest part is the lack of exxageration. The brain does atrophy, doesn't it?
Posted by: Rex | December 03, 2007 at 02:52 PM
She's turning into Joan Van Ark.
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | December 03, 2007 at 03:47 PM
lol, I was praying you'd do something on this as soon as I saw that hilarious picture of her bloated carcass lips. Awesome.
Posted by: Fairlady Z | December 03, 2007 at 04:44 PM
ewwwww
I like how you captured the awkward, antique look of her face in that photograph-- she looks about 90
Posted by: Javelin | December 03, 2007 at 04:53 PM
i think you have finally captured the true ugliness of the paris hilton creature ... i am not enjoying looking at it.
maybe you can be free of ever drawing her again now.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | December 03, 2007 at 06:26 PM
This is easily, hands down, no questions asked- the best and I mean best she has ever looked. That one is suitable for framing 14. Beautiful work.
xoxo
Posted by: gilmore | December 03, 2007 at 07:01 PM
Wow...No way! Napoleon Solo is right. Her lips looks just like the goatse guy's stretched orifice! And it y'all don't know what goatse is(it's DEFINITELY NSFW), look it up. You'll be amazed at the similarities. And how true to form.
Wow, Goatse Guy; who'd have thought you'd be such a trend setter?
Posted by: Thorne Smith | December 04, 2007 at 05:14 AM
Wow... wow... wow.... true beauty. It's so her. Paris as Little Otik; truly horrific!
Posted by: Kamala | December 04, 2007 at 09:40 AM