I'd like to wish everyone a very healthy, happy, inspired, and successful 2008. Be careful when celebrating your New Years Eve festivities - don't drink too much of that
Paris Hilton champagne in a can or else you might find yourself
naked, covered in gold paint, and slithering across an arid Martian landscape as you pine for your
lost inheritance. Not a good way to start the year.
Medium: graphite, watercolor and gouache in sketchbook.
UPDATE: Posting will resume on January 7. I'll also be announcing the Jamie Lynn Spears contest winner next week. There's more exciting news to share with you, but I must keep mum for now...and it's driving me crazy. Enjoy your weekend!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! What a great way to go into the New Year! I was so hoping you would do Paris in all her goldness. May you have many blessings come your way in 2008! You're the BEST, 14!
Posted by: stuck in AL | December 31, 2007 at 01:27 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR, 14 and all GOTA disciples.
Thanks for always putting a smile on my face with your oh-so-clever-and-brilliant pieces. Over and over again, you read my mind with your paintings. I'm so relieved to know that I'm not the only one who finds absurdity in the world around us. Nobody else captures that feeling quite the way you do.
Many blessings and best of luck in 2008.
Posted by: D | December 31, 2007 at 02:05 PM
Happy New Year 14! And Happy New Year to the rest of you hilarious commenters!
I love what you chose for wrapping up 2007... this really was the perfect piece! The hands and feet are my favourite... then that wonky eye and nose. You do Paris great justice! Love ya.
Posted by: Jenn F. | December 31, 2007 at 04:09 PM
I absolutely adore you. I have told so many people about this site, because I think you are fucking BRILLIANT.
Happy New Year 14, and may you truly be "discovered" for the talent you are in 2008.
-parissucksliterally
Posted by: parissucksliterally | December 31, 2007 at 04:32 PM
Happy New Year 14!
This one really made me laugh out loud. So wonderfully accurate.
I know 2008 is going to be a wonderful year for you.
xoxo
Posted by: gilmore | December 31, 2007 at 04:54 PM
Pure gold. (ha ha ha...?) I love you you somehow manage to make Paris look far more like herself than she does in her airbrushed state. Her awkwardness shines through.
Are you planning on doing your take on her new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie"? It seems like rich pickings for satire, especially since Paris is the hottie and the nottie is played by an actress clearly ten times more beautiful than she is. It took a lot of prosthetics to make Paris outshine her.
Posted by: Cici | December 31, 2007 at 06:27 PM
She looks an awful lot like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, I'd never noticed the resemblance before. Very well captured!
Posted by: Erik | December 31, 2007 at 07:00 PM
Thank you for making 2007 bearable. Humor works. Also, thank you to all the other people out there who are way over celebutants and media whores. It is good to know I'm not alone.
Posted by: coffeegod | December 31, 2007 at 07:42 PM
Happy New Year, and thank you for all the many smiles you've given over the past year. I'm so happy to have discovered this blog and your excellent art and sense of humour. Let's drink (although NOT Paris Hilton Champaigne-in-a-Can, talk about classy!) to absurdity!
Posted by: bonni | December 31, 2007 at 08:35 PM
You did it! You did the pose! I knew you would! Ha!
Posted by: midevil | December 31, 2007 at 09:55 PM
I suppose she has to earn her money somehow, now that Grandpappy Hilton gave away a chunk of the family fortune.
Anyway - may 2008 be happy and prosperous for you, 14!
Posted by: Peta | December 31, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Her hair wisps look like crab claws! Was that intentional or did I do too many mushrooms in the 70's?
love you many muches and happy holidays to all!
Posted by: vern | January 01, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Did you see that picture of her a perezhilton, wearing a dress with J'[heart] Paris in huge script on it? Talking to Larry Birkhead of all people. Skank meet skank, in Las Vegas, of course. Maybe 2008 will be the year she goes away.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | January 01, 2008 at 12:37 PM
LOL.
You had to exaggerate those enormous HOOVES of hers. Heh! Those big giant big-toes. And her hook ass nose. Brilliant!
Posted by: mellen | January 01, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Happy New Year 14!!
And just like Britney would say: "It's 2008 bitch!"
Posted by: Jujupiter | January 01, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Ha, the nose is an awesome touch!! Nice.
Posted by: T | January 01, 2008 at 11:15 PM
Champagne in a can. It's like a metaphor for her entire existence. Happy New Year 14!
Posted by: MK | January 02, 2008 at 05:21 PM
She looks like some exotic kind of frog, bravo!XD
Posted by: Becca | January 03, 2008 at 12:01 AM
OMG! I saw the ad and just knew it was a matter of time. LOL! Those hands just crack me up when I see them. Love it!!!
Posted by: Chansmom | January 03, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Her body is so weird and funky. I love the fact that her grandfather is giving her fucking inheritance to charity. The Hiltons have enough.
Give it to a good cause man!!!!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | January 04, 2008 at 04:16 PM
AHAHA AHAHAHA! So on the money! Was there ever anyone ever more in lust with their own image?
Posted by: Shar | January 04, 2008 at 10:43 PM
ahahaha this is fabulous. It looks like if you spray booze-in-a-can over Paris Hilton, she will go "I'm melllting!" and fall all over herself in some weird pose.
Posted by: Javelin | January 05, 2008 at 03:26 PM
After looking at the photo link, she does have some ugly feet...
Posted by: Marie | January 05, 2008 at 10:40 PM
The one where she's crawling towards you is the creepiest one of all
Posted by: M-Sama | January 06, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Why do all my favorite bloggers live on the west coast? Big hugs from New York City. I love you. Poor Paris, though. How did you get her to sit for you?
Posted by: Chris | January 06, 2008 at 09:14 PM