Paris Hilton Involved in Drunk Elephant Scandal

It was reported Paris Hilton made a heart-wrenching plea to save the drunken elephants of India, but Hilton claims she never said such a thing and the story was quickly retracted. That's too bad, because Candy and I refuse to accept the retraction and began working diligently to immortalize this gem of a story. First Paris tells us she's going to visit Rwanda to corrupt help the starving children, but that ended up not happening. Paris did say she wanted to devote more time to charity, so she's founded SADE (Socialites Against Drunken Elephants) and will be starring in an upcoming Public Service Announcement to alert the public of the perilous dangers of boozed up pachyderms. That's right, next time you see rummy elephants pole dancing and making asses of themselves in public, you can rest assured Paris Hilton is going to put, like, an end it to. medium: ink on paper, digital color. SADE concept by Candy. thanks jessica

Comments

[Chansmom]

OMG!!!! I just knew you were going to do something about Parasite's humanitarian journey. LOL!

[Steve]

So is it pronounced "s-aid", "sha-day", or "sadie"?

Do drunk elephants get tickets in India? Maybe she's just going there to explain to the elephants that they can't drive if their license is expired; pleading, "Don't make the same mistake I made. In Hollywood they just put you in jail for a few days. In India, they will cut your trunk off."

Or maybe she is advising the elephants on how to get an interview with Larry King.

[Anna]

Steve: I think it's just pronounced "sad."

And ugh, horrifying image. I didn't think Paris could get any uglier (though the elephant hands and feet may actually be an improvement). Well done as always, 14.

[midevil]

Paris needs to focus on much more tangible drunken creatures, like Amy Wino. I'd like to see an ad campaign for that idea.

[Fairlady Z]

Socialites Against Drunk Elephants... LMAO, you crack me up, 14. The Dumbo references... Paris's droopy pink trunk... omg, it's too much. Hahahhaa... LOVE IT! Now we just need one for little miss self-righteous Hayden Derriere or whatever her name is, who thought she was An Hero for interfering with Japanese dolphin hunting.

[that_girl]

Paris looks drunk herself. Great work as always! :)

[Vernice]

I thought her group was De Sade
(Disabused ecdysiast Socialists Against Drunken Elephants)

Well! (hic!) You learn something new everyday!

[christina]

o my paris is a dumb blonde, but hey she is helping out india, i mean with all the stuff going on there she is going to go there and help the elephants that are drunk, lets all give a round of applause to paris....wahooo

[Smile Pretty]

She is just a well-off pile of trash. I love the images of her long~funny~shaped ~nose. She does look odd, like an ostridge. That elephant should be carrying her little bible to show how much she really cares HAHAHAHAHAHA

[14]

Thanks for your comments everyone. I can't take credit for the SADE reference - that one was created by my comic genius pal Candy.

Smile Pretty: ooo, the bible would have been a nice addition.

xoxo
14

[Demon Kitty]

That tail between her legs ... barf! I should not be eating when I come to this site!!! I lurve your drunk, pink elephants 14!

You know, as someone who has made donations to the Elephant Sanctuary and the "Free Flora" campaign, she almost had me. I mean, if bears can break open someone's cooler and drink an entire case of their beer, than elephants can get plastered right?

[kakaxi]

I do not like the picture because the little Elephant is so a pity . When I sufing I found similar pictures on http://www.millionairematch.com/user/celebriti

[Jenn F.]

I can't believe how much you actually got that to look like her. Too funny!

OMIGOD this is thee MOST HYSTERICAL drawing ever!!! *L*M*F*A*O*
All hail 14