Welcome to my newest feature:
14's Behold It or Not! Based on
Robert Ripley's cartoon panels documenting stories of the strange and unusual, this new feature will highlight the most bizarre claims seen in the twisted world of celebrity gossip. I always loved the
Believe It or Not comics and the
campy museums are fun to visit on rainy days. Marvel at the
raw sexuality of
Jack Nicholson in his swim trunks. Be amazed at the amount of oil
Brandon Davis produces
while visiting a fancy New York hair salon. Does
Lisa Rinna purposely make herself look like a duck or are her lips just naturally that way? Behold it or not!
Medium: ink on paper, digital text.
Haha! I totally love it. I can't wait to see more!
Posted by: Greg Hornak | November 14, 2007 at 02:06 PM
This one is AMAZING! The Jack portion made me laugh...Then I saw the real photo, and laughed more.
Keep up the amazing work! I send everyone I know to your site since it rocks <3
xoxos,
-Gina
Posted by: Gina | November 14, 2007 at 02:20 PM
I can almost hear the late, great Jack Palance hissing out pith like "Brandon Davisss, too oily to be touched-ah...Believe it-ah, or NOT-ah..." just like on the old late-seventies BELIEVE IT OR NOT! TV show. Ah, memories...
You really clinched it with Lisa Rinna. Slap a blonde forties-girl wig on her, and she'd look EXACTLY like the femme fatale lady duck who sweeps Daffy Duck off his feet in that old Looney Tunes cartoon. Glorious.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | November 14, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Look at him going down on that sub. And those man-boobs! Gach! That is way too funny. Reminiscent of George working the hot dog. (loved that one.) You made Lisa Rinna look as funny as she looks in real life. Ha! Her lips look ridiculous. And Brandon Davis? As usual, you nailed that one perfectly. He's so gross! So greasy! And he appears to have an ego the size of the planet for some reason. He's just a greasy fat fuck.
Posted by: Jenn F. | November 14, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Stunningly brilliant as always!!!
Posted by: TheReallyJamesBond | November 14, 2007 at 04:10 PM
Fantastic!
Posted by: midevil | November 14, 2007 at 04:20 PM
oh! how the chubby have fallen!
Posted by: Vernice | November 14, 2007 at 04:29 PM
i thought for a second when i glanced at the photo it was angelina not lisa. love your site!
Posted by: Rianna | November 14, 2007 at 07:23 PM
Brilliant, as always, especially Lisa Rinna. Let's see more celebs with bloated lips!
Posted by: Natasha | November 14, 2007 at 09:53 PM
hahaha... I live in a pretty unglamourous part of town, but I've STILL never seen ANYONE as greasy as that guy. Is it a genetic weakness, possible caused by inbreeding?? Perhaps one easily remedied by showering...
Posted by: Javelin | November 15, 2007 at 12:09 AM
Yay!
Posted by: Eize | November 15, 2007 at 12:31 AM
The subtle addition of the duck was sheer brilliance.
Posted by: Jeff | November 15, 2007 at 03:33 AM
Lisa Rinna and her GIGANTIC LIPS repulse me. Even in cartoon form, which is at least palatable. Blech.
Nice work. LOL. Agreed....about ole Jack.
Posted by: mellen | November 15, 2007 at 05:03 AM
14 -- I never tire of your Brandon Davis shots. From Greasy Bear to Beaver wetnurse, it's all good.
I have to wonder... does Brandon ever ponder his purpose for existing? It is to excrete as much man-grease as possible? Stumble drunkenly while bellowing "Fire-crotch" every third word? I see nothing but a bloated, greasy sponge. What a friggin' waste. And that's why I love, absolutely LOVE, when I see this waste-oid on Gallery of the Absurd!
Posted by: Thorne Smith | November 15, 2007 at 05:27 AM
You must continue Behold it or Not! It is my favorite. You never cease to amaze me!
Posted by: nechyfer | November 15, 2007 at 06:25 AM
Brilliant idea, I can't wait to see more of these. I really love your B+W work.
Posted by: Artbot_24 | November 15, 2007 at 08:27 AM
Hmm...I thought it was Angelina too, because the hair was pulled back and Lisa has short-ish, spiky hair. Other than that though...spot on as usual!
Posted by: kelly | November 15, 2007 at 09:28 AM
Lisa Rinna's lips make me uncomfortable. They're just so big and.. engorged. Perfect, as usual, 14!
Posted by: Doodle Whore | November 15, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Perfect layout & captioning.
Maybe Lisa's planning on doing AFLACK Insurance commercials.
Posted by: Derwood | November 15, 2007 at 12:05 PM
I will never understand why a woman would want to be within a 100 feet of Jack Nicholson's cock.
The term "man grease" got me where it hurts. Ew!!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | November 15, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Love it.
I used to be an artist until I became a sign writer by trade, and all my art has dried up inside of me from dealing with morons who love Comic Sans.
Your work makes me feel as if one day I might actually draw again.
Posted by: Jill-The-Ripper | November 21, 2007 at 10:05 AM