Hallmark has responded to
Paris Hilton's lawsuit, reports
TMZ. According to Hallmark attorneys, Paris "has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist's pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical." I stand behind Hallmark and that's why I'm reposting the
controversial crab image back onto my blog. Look at what a lovely holiday greeting card it makes! Speaking of greeting cards, please check out the Paris Hilton-inspired
Hallsnark Heiress Greeting Card Collection created by my blogging buddies over at
Pretty On The Outside and
Holy Candy.
Yay! The return of Crabby. Crabby, how we missed ye. Welcome back, Crabby!
Dawn
Posted by: Dawn | November 08, 2007 at 01:48 PM
ahh, "when you care enough to send the beary breast!"
Posted by: vernice | November 08, 2007 at 01:49 PM
I love how you treat that tranny face of hers. And thank you, thank you, thank you for the NSFW button on her nasty parts.
Is there anything we can do about this witless bimbo always flashing the peace sign like she has any idea what it means? That's been driving me nuts.
Posted by: Erik | November 08, 2007 at 02:28 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
The nursing Beaver/otter and the straining look on his face had me spewing my coffee through my nose. This is by far the funniest I have seen with all the little quirks, it goes along with the Ostridge shirt.
Love your Very Great ~ Funny work
Posted by: Smile Pretty | November 08, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Hilarious! I love this painting. I always crack up the most at the beaver or whatever it is sucking on Greasy Bears teet. Bwahahahahahahhaaa
Great work.
Posted by: Wonky | November 08, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Good for you and for Hallmark. Don't let a dingdong whose IQ competes closely witht room temperature tell you what to do!
Is your card available in packs of 10?
Posted by: Madame M | November 08, 2007 at 03:32 PM
That's flashing the"Peice" sign! Very Good!
Posted by: TheReallyJamesBond | November 08, 2007 at 04:05 PM
As soon as I read this on The Superficial, I beelined to your site to see if you'd repost your incredible crabbypatty slam on that droopy-lidded, frankfurter-lipped celebutard.
Glad to see it again. You rock.
Posted by: CoolJerk | November 08, 2007 at 04:24 PM
Yar!
Posted by: midevil | November 08, 2007 at 04:26 PM
Yeah! The crabs are back. Back in illustrated form that is. I'm sure the real ones never actually left. This is one of my all favorites. Glad it came back in all its vivid glory.
I'll never look at a crabcake the same ever again.
xoxo
Your Wonder Twin
Posted by: nancyboy | November 08, 2007 at 04:59 PM
I am SOOOOO GLAD you put this back up!! One of your best!
I'm sure Paris is loving you tonight.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | November 08, 2007 at 07:46 PM
This is one of the ones I love the most. It's an absolute classic. Every little tiny detail is perfect. PERFECT!
Posted by: Jenn F. | November 08, 2007 at 07:48 PM
GOOD JOB! I am proud of you to have the Chutzpah to put that fabulous PARODY back up where it belongs!
Posted by: ihaveadog | November 08, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Yay, Crabby is back...with friends! :-D
Posted by: that_girl | November 08, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Hooray for parodist's rights! I'm so glad to see this one back up.
Posted by: Morrigan | November 09, 2007 at 01:26 AM
Hi,
I love the blog, I had a good look through it, and would be interested in exchanging links with you to my celebrity gossip blog.
Regards Laura Lily.
Posted by: Laura Lily | November 09, 2007 at 02:16 AM
You go girl!!! You go!!!! Fucking Paris! She has assaulted our sensibilities for far too long. It is about time she gets splattered as when she keeps slinging her shit at the fan!!!!
Yeah 14!! Yeah!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!!
PS. I want a dog like Nicole Richie's. That little thing is sooo cute!!!!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | November 09, 2007 at 02:29 AM
I sense a conspiracy here. The artists are trying to band together to take down Hollyrude, one crab-infested cooch at a time! Well, it's not gonna work unless you pile the talent on! Get to work, soldier!
Posted by: midevil | November 09, 2007 at 03:58 AM
Hell yes! The fuckin' crabs are BACK in full effect!!!!
You rule with brutal savagery.
Posted by: Hell on Wheels | November 09, 2007 at 04:17 AM
14 -- How I love the nursing beaver. My view on the whole Paris thing is that you're not displaying anything she hasn't already shown us. I mean, if someone had the stomach to zoom in one one of those high resolution shots of her hey-nani-nani, I'm sure you'd find yourself a colony of crustaceans much less cute than those in your illustration above...
Posted by: Thorne Smith | November 09, 2007 at 05:32 AM
“The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical."
God Bless Hallmark! Not only is the above statement true for the Paris Hiltons of the world, but also the rich, powerful, and stupid like George Bush Jr.
Posted by: midwestocean | November 09, 2007 at 09:15 AM
The crabs are back, the crabs are back in town!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA.
Glad to see that you're not gonna let The Man keep you down.
Power to the people!!!!!
Posted by: karin | November 09, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Uhm, welcome back crabs!
Until now I had not noticed that skeletal Nicole Richie has such a fat pet. Does the animal eat the food before she can get to it? Or is she so obsessed with feeding it that she forgets to feed herself?
Posted by: Steve | November 09, 2007 at 02:54 PM
omg the crypt keepers pet--LMFAO!!! its weighs more than her, and is so fat and cute!!!
god i luv this pic...def one of ur best 14 :)
oh happy day indeed.
Posted by: mara | November 10, 2007 at 01:17 AM
"Look at what a lovely holiday greeting card it makes!"
I read too fast and thought "card" was "crab". Hee~!!!
Rock on, 14!
Posted by: Eize | November 11, 2007 at 06:04 AM