Janice Dickinson stars in the Hollywood remake of the gory 1985 horror classic,
Re-Animator. Janice will portray herself as the basement-dwelling mad scientist who continuously injects herself with questionable youth-preserving serums until she begins to suffer
horrific side-effects. In one of the more gory scenes, Janice cuts off her own head and miraculously grows a newer, younger one. Her older, disembodied head rolls around on the floor begging for a boob job and
tummy tuck until Janice grows impatient with it and kicks it across the room.
Medium: acrylic on paper, digital color/text. Happy Halloween!
I love how the extra head also has that innocent, wide eyed, oops, no, wide mouthed look that is so appealing.
Janice WISHES she looked this good!
Posted by: Vernice | October 31, 2007 at 03:40 AM
Great As Always!!! And a frightfully good "Happy Halloweeny" to you too, 14!
Posted by: TheReallyJamesBond | October 31, 2007 at 03:59 AM
er...the movie has a cunning-linguist scene that your picture reminded me of.
i will now go wash myself in bleach.
Posted by: kiki | October 31, 2007 at 05:51 AM
I love the La Mer insert :D
Posted by: sugarbears | October 31, 2007 at 07:36 AM
YES! IS HOOLOOOWEEEN PERFECT!
Posted by: alicia | October 31, 2007 at 07:49 AM
My brother drug me to that movie back in 85. It's so campy and gross, yet like Janice.
She's the perfect subject for Halloween. Love it!
Can't wait to dress up with you tonight.
xoxo
Posted by: gilmore | October 31, 2007 at 08:54 AM
I don't know who this chick is, but the piece is fantastic!
Posted by: midevil | October 31, 2007 at 12:27 PM
You are so brilliant 14! Janice's plastic surgery is definitely reminiscent of a horror film. Happy Halloween!!!!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | October 31, 2007 at 08:38 PM
I don't get all those young girls wanting to become super models. I mean, look at the end product, look what happens to them when they get spit out for innevitably ageing. Seriously, who the hell wants to end up like that? Isn't the point of living to make the best of it till the end? I don't understand anyone who strives to have the best time of their life solely while they are young, might as well kill yourself and sadly, that's what they are slowly doing to themselves.
Posted by: Loulou | October 31, 2007 at 09:10 PM
That neck will haunt my dreams.
She'd smear bat guano on her face if she thought it would make her look ten minutes younger.
Posted by: Erik | October 31, 2007 at 09:27 PM
Remember how perez used to love her? and then they did that show together. i warned him to get his money up front from her. i guess he didn't, 'cuz all he ever does is trash her now.
aahhhhhh hollywood.
perfect work as usual, 14!! i'd forgotten about that particular lunatic. janice that is. never boring she is. thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Knox Bronson | November 01, 2007 at 02:01 AM
Enjoy YOUR youth while you can.:s
Posted by: Becca | November 01, 2007 at 02:15 AM
Hahahahaha! Great! And so true!
Posted by: Lucinda | November 01, 2007 at 05:10 AM
A fantastic piece. Look at the composition of it all! So well thought out and orchestrated.
It's a shame that so many people put so much into appearing "youthful", as if that epitomizes beauty. Ever noticed that friendly, happy, positive people seem better looking while complete jerks become less attractive as you get to know them? Beauty comes from within.
Posted by: Jenn F. | November 01, 2007 at 02:10 PM
you gave her a vagina neck..... :)
Posted by: katie scarlett | November 01, 2007 at 02:17 PM
ohhhh! I hadn't noticed the many eyes of Satan's minions! They are too fun!
I always feel when people are THIS desperate to stay young, they should just wear sandwich board signs that read: "I'm not good enough to love." It would save everyone a lot of trouble.
Another fantastic page from the book of 14.
Posted by: vernice | November 01, 2007 at 02:55 PM
The caption in the top right corner had me rolling--I think this is one of the funniest ones ever!!! JD lends herself to that sort of humor but this takes it away. I want a poster of this for my computer room!!! :):):)
Posted by: jerkygirl | November 01, 2007 at 08:03 PM
14 where are you???
Posted by: missing you | November 02, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Aside from the conventional choices for horror this holiday season, Ol' Plunger Lips has provided no end of Halloween terror via AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL reruns in this neck of the woods. Christ, she and the show are like the greasy sack of generic potato chips you shouldn't touch, yet somehow can't resist.
Brilliant synthesis of the RE-ANIMATOR poster/DVD cover art and Ms. Dickinson's distinctive, um, flavor. I'm still in stitches.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | November 02, 2007 at 04:08 PM
Jenn F, you are so right! Beautiful assholes become butt fucking ugly once you get to know them. Beauty is barely skin deep. People with nasty, evil personalities DO NOT AGE WELL. I know this for a fact. In the words of Joan Collins, " after awhile, you get the face you deserve."
i agree with Erik too. She and the rest of Hollywood would smear Bat guano or any kind of guano on their faces if they thought it would make them look a nanosecond younger. I think of Gwyneth and her snake venom. Debbie Harry and the sheep embryos. Oh Debbie, how could you? Wasn't there a write up about bull's jizzum being used in a salon to shine hair? I wish we could get the medical community, and scientific community, not to mention the media to play a huge practical joke on the world convincing everyone that smearing any kind of animal guano/shit on your face would stop aging. I bet all of Hollywood would have shit on them. These bitches are so ridiculous. Snake Venom has not done shit for Gwyneth. She was so much more attractive in her early twenties.
Posted by: Demon Kitty | November 03, 2007 at 06:23 PM
Happy Halloween All, this is one of your very best. A classic and true to it's inspiration!
Janice is stranger than Fiction!
Posted by: Nechy | November 03, 2007 at 07:42 PM
hello, i am newbie here
Posted by: better | November 10, 2007 at 12:54 AM