Is This the Future of Britney Spears?

That Other Blog has reported that Britney Spears may be indulging in crystal meth. A girl has to celebrate losing custody of her children, no? I hope the rumor isn't true, but with Britney I suppose anything is possible. The Britney Spears news over the last 24 hours has been so chaotic and frenzied that it's hard to keep up with all the circus-like drama. After losing her kids to Federline, she went to a tanning booth so she'd look hot for a party later that night. She doesn't have a valid drivers license, yet continues to drive. There was some sort of squirmish at Britney's hotel that involved speeding cars, a hotel break-in, a dark alley, dancing midgets, and an Elvis Presley sighting...or something like that. I'm confused. If Britney really is using meth, she has this and this and this to look forward to. Don't do it Britney! Medium: photo composite, ink and acrylic on paper.

Comments

[Becca]

She makes me want to cry.:P

[just wonderin]

Holy Fuck! She can't be using, all those other people lost weight, and Britney's only losing children, not pounds.

[kdl]

OMG, i was checking out the faces of meth earlier today, just for shits and...you know...horrifying.

if someone would just lock up her money maybe she'd calm down.

[gilmore]

Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will be sleeping with the lights on tonight.
This is so frightfully funny and absolutely clever.
Amazing as always.
xoxo
your wonder twin

[Bitter Jealous Fatties]

She'll just end up looking like half the folks from her hometown if she's hooked on Meth and Doritos..I'll have to post that pic on my fridge to remind myself to say no to Meth.

[Brian]

Thank you, I was hoping you'd post this. It almost is a perfect resemblance of her now!

[Shannon]

You've got the teeth all wrong. Real meth teeth don't look like rows of pearly whites with and one or two missing and a barely perceptible yellow stain; they're far far scarier!

[Donna]

These photos are also a good indication of what may happen to Brit if she doesn't stop (possibly) using:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/spiral.htm

The fact that those two women were prostitutes has less to do with how their looks degenerated than the drugs do.

[midevil]

Cheetos!

[superblondgirl]

Holy crap. Zombie Britney. That faces of meth site is so sad. How people could continue to use it when they know that will be their future is beyond me.

[parissucksliterally]

I really hope she's not using meth- I guess she'll start losing weight soon- that will be the giveaway.
14, once again you have floored me with your talent.

[Eize]

Hey, Halloween is coming up! Will you be coming up with some Halloween-ific stuff this month? :)

Even meth users require a bag of Cheetos a day--puts color on their deathly pallor.

[Demon Kitty]

Pete Doherty is so obviously a meth user. I read Elizabeth Wurzel's "More, Now, and Again". She said that coke made her want to dig holes in her skin too. That woman who decided to get an afro after taking meth .... fuck man!

[Demon Kitty]

I won't be a bit surprised if Britney tries to off herself.

[XYZ]

LMAO

[Alison]

Hilarious. Would have been even funnier if the last meth faces link went to a picture of Fergie.

[midevil]

Damn yeah! Cheetos as medication!

[just wonderin]

OMG! Love the Fergie reference! And Damn-that Ronald McDonald afro was seriously hardcore. Even Unfitney (couldn't resist) had the good taste to shave that bitch before resorting to a clowny fro! All though I heard it was to avoid having her hair drug tested which does make sense if true.

[Newtish Inglenook]

Faces of Meth?
Maybe you could do a series onnat!

[fishpucker]

Yipes!! Them's some scary mugs on that page!

I anticipate the headline any day now that exclaims Britney’s lifeless body was found face down in a pool of vomit in her hotel bathroom floor . OOoh! better yet a public/gas station potty!

[ILSA]

Damn. A bitch would really have to hate herself to use meth, knowing full well that this is the shit that happens. I can't understand it. Brilliant satire, 14.

[para2699]

I laughed so hard when i saw this. I would dying laughing if her face really turned into that zombie

[Evisu]

It takes long time abuse to loose weight =/

[DrugsAreBad]

Ohhh damn Brit Brit that's fucked up! I love your satire of celebrities, your style is so bold and expressive! That meth face is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen, and will likely come true the next few years for our Cheeto muncher. Yikes!

[Adam Smith]

Say what you like about those Meth heads,but I can safely say that their probably better at mental arithmetic than anyone commenting here.

Getting that wasted on a day to day basis needs careful and diligent planning with limited financial resources.
Arguably it is misdirected,but they demonstrate a consumnate directed work ethic in their quest for oblivion.

Britney has slacked off a bit too much to get that fucked up.

Luckily for her.

[just wonderin]

Gee Adam,
That's the first time anyone's ever said I'm too dim to be a meth addict! If you said "Lazy" I could understand, but dim? ouch!
Write on dear boy, write on!

[Rebecca]

Brit is taking the "heroin chique" all too seriously... :D Great!!!

[uhhh]

who says she is on Meth, why do people act like they know it all already make a decision she is using meth an then come to a conclusion that she should stop... just doesnt make sense as if were living in our own reality, making our own assumptions.

[James]

This just proves that Britney Spears and Gollum were separated at birth! Love the art, love the commentary, don't stop poking fun at the overexposed for us.

[Mustaparta]

If you don't already, you should sell some of your work. I'd buy it!!! It kicks ass. DeviantArt is a good place to get some more artistic exposure too!

this is not real it was done on a computer