I'm Sick of Celebrity Fragrances and I'm Not Going To Take it Anymore, Part 1

Diddy recently launched Unforgivable, his new fragrance for women. Ads featuring Doodles Diddy biting, pawing and groping attractive young women caused so much controversy that even MTV refused to air the racy TV commercial unless Diddy agreed to make edits to tone it down. Of course, Diddy refused. No one tells Diddy what to do. The toothy mogul mumbled something about the type of women he had in mind when he "created" the fragrance. "She's strong, she's into fashion, a woman who's sensual and passionate, and a quiet woman. A woman who picks the words she chooses carefully, and when she speaks she says what she means." Interesting how Diddy goes to so much trouble describing the way he prefers women to communicate. I can just hear him, "Shhh, quiet down 'lil lady. Here's some money, why don't you go shopping for something sexy and when you come home, I'll grope you in the hallway. Run along now, and don't come home until you've piped down." Diddy has built his empire around one main thing: Diddy. I've reworked his print ad to better reflect his sensibilities. Medium: photoshop collage, digital paint.

Comments

[Jenn F.]

Gah! I love it! I love it! This is brilliant. There's just nothing more I can say.

[just wonderin]

Oh Thank you 14! Just moments before I saw your spot on revelation of the true "Diddy" I was trolling the gossip sites, and saw diddy with some of his babies, one of his babymommas and some poor schmuck paid to be his friend. The truly offensive part was the "friend" had on a t-shirt proclaiming:
"Sean John" and I was thinking, damn! Even Kanye doesn't make his minions wear "Kanye" shirts, does he? Now shut up and get me some Cristal bitch!

[gilmore]

This is one of the best things I've seen! You know Diddy will jerk off to this.

[Jujupiter]

He should definitely use this advert!!!

[Wigga Please]

If two mouthbreathers kiss passionately, how do they breathe? Are there blowholes located somewhere under the hair?
I lie awake at night wondering these things.

[midevil]

Wow, no wonder his chick left him--chick's gotta know how to talk, how to walk, how to Be when she's with Piddy!

You know, I had an SO like that--note, the use of the word "had."

[Liz]

The fact that his video is totally hedonistic and narcissistic not to mention disgusting and sexist I think you capture him well. The video also shows his lack of morals and the name of the fragrance just doesn't make any sense to me. Who would want an unforgivable woman anyway? Oh! I know, P Diddy or Sean John or whatever he calls himself. Gives him good reason to feel he can push/boss her around. I don't see his appeal at all.

[midevil]

Wigga,

You're hot. Can I get your number, honey?

[Crees_Dahl]

LOVE IT! This is exactly the same feeling I get seeing his commercials. BRILLIANT!

[Elizebeth]

I havent seen the commercial, but only the pictures up on blogs and this should be the advert for this perfume. I love it!

[Zey]

I almost died laughing from this one XD
Great job, you truly captured the essence of Diddy!

[brooke]

Hey this is a great one. I think you should paint victoria beckham as a meercat. The resemblance is uncanny.

[JP]

This is truly brilliant. Bravo.

[Madame M]

Yup-- self-love at its best... only to be surpassed by Diddy diddling himself to pictures of Diddy, perhaps.

Ugh. Just felt a wave of nausea.

[Fairmaiden327]

Bravo.

[SlumNobility]

ha HAAAAA! Zing! I was unfortunately accosted by some woman at Dillards who shoved a sample of this putrine aroma in mine hands beforest I could object. But the scent IS objectionable, and he should have called it that. When I saw the stinkin glossy promo for it,with him slobbering all over some twit in a hallway, and she pretending to like it because he has a diamond earring... I had to cop a retch face. He's an ape.

[scungilli]

he looks good together ...

[Noelegy]

And you know, that stuff STINKS. I sniffed the sample at Macy's the other day and like unto barfed. Nasty, nasty. I guess it fits him.

[chetat]

Oohhhh, how nice! Two lost hookers fondling their universe together.

[prettykitty]

LOL @ Jujupitor's comment. XD

[Javelin]

oh THANK YOU, 14, thank you times a million. Diddy annoys me to the point I would send him to paris-britney-reject island in a heartbeat... and would anybody miss him, really?

plus, who wants to be UNFORGIVABLE? any guy who buys that for his girlfriend is either subtly hinting that he knows about her REAL job... or he's an effing moron.

[cassie]

Too perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loulou]

RIGHT ON 14!!

I can't stand this twat. Especially how he thinks he's attractive enough (or at all) to be the 'guy' in a perfume commercial. Reminds me of the Karl Lagerfield ads.

The moment when the celebrity's connection to reality has reached the looney bin heights.

I'll tell you what man perfume I'll buy, one with JOHNNY DEPP on it. And guess what? There never will be a Johnny Depp perfume, because he's not a twat.

[Demon Kitty]

LOL, I didn't think the video was that pornographic. Hustler rag is my standard for "officially pornographic". Diddy obviously likes to fuck women from behind while wearing his sunglasses. You know this bitch has a mirror above his bed. I don't know who is worse, Diddy or Paris? Diddy or Madonna? Diddy or J Lo? Fuck Diddy! He loves fur! Fuck this bitch! Evil Diddy! Evil Diddy contributing to animal cruelty so he can beat off to himself. Evil Diddy is another example of narcissism so obscene.

So everyone thinks his fragrance stinks? I wonder if Evil Diddy has create women's perfume that smells like his body odor so he can leave his scent all over womanhood? That would be a narcissist thing to do. "Eau de Sweat Diddy's Pits" "Eau de Sweat Diddy's Balls". "Eau de Sweat Diddy's Ass Crack". I would not be a bit surprised if he beat off into a cup, brought it to the perfume people and said, "i wanna perfume just like this!" Eau de Jizzum Evil Diddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh darling, the nape of your neck smells like Evil Diddy's Ass Crack! Oh sweet heart, my precious little peach pit, your decollete smells like the sweat of Evil Diddy's balls!!!! My little dew drop, the back of your wrist has a scent so subtle! So sublime! So reminiscent of Evil Diddy's Jizzum!!!

Evil Diddy tops my list of people who need to die and go straight to hell IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

Hades awaits you Evil Diddy!!!! Your are not allowed in Elysian Fields! Sell that nasty perfume! Ya' gonna need a coin for the ferryman!

[christi]

Again perfect, 14! He has got to be the only one who REALLY like him! I hate it when those women on The View slobber all over him! He is such a sickening example of trash with money. I hope this "fragrance" tanks big time! Actually what I really hope is that he will go away!