A Dinner Party in the Andromeda Galaxy

One day I decided to draw my vision of what utensils from other galaxies would look like and concluded that dinner parties hosted in the Andromeda Galaxy are very different than those on Earth. If you are invited to an Andromedian dinner party, be prepared to mingle with garrulous silverware and rambunctious kitchen utensils.

You might find yourself seated next to a Fork. Forks come across as very alluring and seductive, but make no mistake, their only interest is to divert your attention so they may steal the roasted asparagus off your plate while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

You might also find yourself seated next to a Spoon. Spoons are a bit aloof, but if you indulge them with the gossip of the day, you can be assured of an engaging conversation.

Knives show up occasionally, but never linger too long at the dinner table. Since they are amphibious creatures, Knives prefer to confine themselves to the backyard pool and often spike the pool water with large quantities of Cosmic Vodka. They often become loud and rowdy as the night wears on, and will shamelessly attempt to grope any Spoon that comes near them. medium: acrylic on board, bad French.

Comments

[Knox Bronson]

Mx.mzltplqk you have done it really this time. I'd be careful about letting the earth people know too much about your true nature, and your associations. Amazing!

[Bamboo]

I love you. You're a genius. Paint more of these.

[Jujupiter]

Ton français est parfait!

[ihaveadog]

So elegant and charming! I want to hear more of this story and see more utensils! please write & illustrate a book!

[midevil]

Dudette, you should SO turn the fish thing into a sculpture!

[Louis]

Non, son français n'est pas parfait. C'est dîner, et non pas diner. Et puis c'est Andromède, et non pas Androméde. Les accents ne sont pas que des décorations.

[Jenn F.]

14, I love it when you smoke a big fat joint before you sit down to sketch.

[Morrigan]

Intriguing and beautiful. I would love to see a collection of these dinner parties. Just when I start to get a little overwhelmed with the usual fare, you spring up these original and artistic delights.

Thanks!

[just waitressin]

Sexy!

[alicia]

Now, thats imagination!!!

[Webmaster Pete]

This is what happens when people fantasize about sex and silverware at the same time. I'll never look at a table setting in quite the same way again.
Dr. Freud would have something to say about this I'm sure.

[Brie]

Excellent!

[karenology]

That is a sexy spoon!

[gilmore]

J'aime beaucoup votre peinture! That's my bad french. I wanna go to this dinner party.
These utensils are way more interesting than Linds, Brit, and Paris could ever be. Love seeing your other art 14.
xoxo
wonder twin

[Demon Kitty]

I fucking love the combination of aliens and Toulous Latrec. I spelled it incorrectly, I know, but mon français ain't no parfait!!!!!!!!!!

[Demon Kitty]

14, could you put more of you botanicals into prints? Please!!!! And that woman with the devil's horns!!!!

[Stuck in AL]

I sure am glad you can come up with these visions of yours and get down on paper. I meant board, not paper! Anyhoo, I'm glad you are able to do it because I am not. I love your ability and the fact that you do it! Don't ever leave the internet, 14! You make my day!!!

[Derwood]

The fork kind of has a proto-Voldemort thing going.

[just littering]

every time my eyes see the title:
"A Dinner Party in the Andromeda Galaxy"
my brain sees:
"A Donner Party in the Andromeda Galaxy"
I guess I'm going to hell but at least I won't be lonely!

[Noelegy]

This is lovely fun, and I can't help but notice the date.

[Viper Tetsu]

As is customary with your non-celeb pieces, words fail me in the best possible way. Ravishing, enchanting, with just the right mix of sensuality, surrealism, and whimsy (OK, maybe words didn't quite fail me, but you get the idea). Je 'tadore.