Photoshop in a Can: Rumer Willis Edition

Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has faced much criticism and deep speculation regarding the size of her chin. She's been compared to Mr. Potato Head, accused of looking like a human "fun house mirror", given nicknames such as "The Chin", "Chinzilla" and "Egg Head". One may also find numerous blog post comments about Rumer being the love child of Jay Leno or Andre The Giant. Rumors (I refuse to utilize a witty pun here because it's too painfully easy) are circulating about Rumer's "chin shaving" cosmetic surgery, but we all know she's using Photoshop in a Can. Personally, I think the kid looks fine with her chin. At least she stands out from the cookie-cutter starlets who all seem to blur together in a soft focus haze of blonde, boobs and botox.

Comments

[Clementines]

Shaving off that chingilla was a great improvement for her.. I guess Posh's that extra inch won't apply to every thing huh?

[ChaosbyDesign]

PS in a can did such a good job on her boobs they could have saved the money on her chin, no-one would ever get that far
Love the series...and it can go on forever.
You need to trademark the product name

[crylen]

LMFAO. wow.

[jessica]

Yeah, you know what? She looks exactly like a combination of her parents. Both Demi and Bruce have strong jawlines, and that particular feature full billing on Rumer. And, you know what else? People need to get a life - this girl hasn't even done anything obnoxious. And you're right - God forbid that you don't look like every other blonde bim out there. Rumer - you're fine just the way you are.

[seabiscuit]

First! Love the Mr. Potato Head frame! Odd the way the implants make Frankenrumer resemble Demi alot more.

[lydia]

Good work, though I can imagine that photoshop would make her lips bigger as well as her breasts.

[buggey]

Why not make pics and cartoon on Jennifer Aniston when making chin jokes? Why nothing on her?

[14]

Patience grasshopper. I have a whole different angle for Jennifer Aniston and will get around to posting her one of these days.

xoxo
14

[hurleygurlie2388]

she looked very pretty w. blonde hair in those "leaked" pics of her filming that new movie... you know, the one w. the neck brace thing and the dunce cap? i was surprised that was her...

[Siduri]

Poor Rumer. I hate how people are so hard on a kid for inherited genetic features that are totally not her fault and for looking a little different from anybody else. I think she's kind of cute, actually, in a spunky tomboy kind of way.

[Noelegy]

14, I wish I had your skillz, because I have got such an excellent Jennifer Anniston idea. *sigh* Like you, I think Rumer looks fine. She doesn't have the most flattering haircut for her face, and she dresses oddly, but there's no denying her genetic heritage, and thank goodness to have a few people here and there who don't fit the mold.

[Jenn F.]

I think that Rumer looks great. She has a very unique look which is not unattractive. I find it really bizarre how society has a single image of what "the ideal woman" is deemed to look like, (perhaps inspired by Mattel?), and all women are compared to this one look. By doing so, everyone's chin is too big or too small. Your nose is too wide or flat or pointy or long. Maybe your mouth is too large, your lips too thin, your eyes too deep-set, too round, too close together. Your hair might be too straight or curly, too mousey, too thick or too fine. Your legs might be too short or your knees too knobby. Maybe your hip to waist ratio is imperfect or you've got some veins visible on the back of your hands. And how about that mole? If it happens to be in the right spot it might be called a "beauty mark". If not, it's a blemish.

It's a contest you can never win. Just when you think you've taken first prize, a new contestant steps onto the stage who's about to steal your crown. It's misplaced value. Imagine if, back in the day, everyone thought that pants were the most interesting and amazing thing in the world, and that Einstein had the most impressive pair of pants ever. And he's standing there saying, "I've got it figured! Relativity! E=MC2!" and all anyone can say is, "Will you look at his pants. They're fantastic." Or what if they didn't listen to him because he had crazy hair?

Better yet, imagine if the world was full of nothing but Barbie's and G.I. Joe dolls. We all looked like that. How boring. I bet that the first person that walked around the corner with a face like a can of smashed assholes would be bombarded with propositions for a date.

It's all so silly, really.

[ILSA]

I think she looks a lot like her mom and she's very pretty.

[Eize]

Once I got over the shock of her chinliness, Rumer is quite pretty. Hope she doesn't go the way of her Hollywood peers.

[Viper Tetsu]

It must be extra-fun to face the awkward biological mushroom cloud that is puberty (or, God forbid, possessing distinctive facial features instead of the blank Barbie slate that most Hollywood girls sport) with the whole fucking world mocking you. Kudos to you, dear Quatorze, for once again being able to satirize the gossip and chatter surrounding someone, rather than joining in on the personal jabs on this poor kid.

Why can't Leno hire her to be his "daughter"? With her brothers Ross and the AI guy!

[Smile Pretty]

Rumer is a cutie. Not with the added cleavage ah-ha
However, if you want to be a movie star "Prepare to be scrutinised"

[cherise]

poor rumer! she got that chinny from daddy, and i agree there was no need to get it "fixed", but she wants to be in the limelite. oh well. vanity.

[Michelle]

I think the Willis girls look like interesting people, however plain. I don't really understand plastic surgery but I know their mom is loaded with it. Even so, I admit Rumer would look lovely with a little less mandible. It is rumored that Arnold S. had something done about his mandible...

[Ednonymous]

GAWD!!!!!!

Don't pick on her for her appearance, she can't help who her parents are.
If she starts acting like an idiot, then pick on her for that.

Leave the kid alone.

[zach]

I dont care who her parents are, the fact is Rumer willis is busted fug, and that nose of hers is so flared i can see her brain. she is ugly and she DOES have a "potato Head" Dont give me that "unique" face BS, that is just another way of saying ugly. ps, IF she did get her chin shaved, she needs a refund, she still looks lanterned jawed jay leno jawed to me.
Do they even have a surgery that can shave bone down. This is a chin, not a nose. She needs work on her nose too.

[caroline in NYC]

I dont think she had her chin shaved down to look get smaller, that is not even a possible surgery yet, is it? her chin still looks just as potatoish huge to me in pics.

[jc]

yeah she doesn't need to look like everyone else i agree, but for god's sake people she can at least try to become somewhat tolerable to look at and that doesn't mean to go balls out and try to be a clone to the rest of hollywood. she does need to get some things done i.e. nose, chin/jaw and maybe some cheekbone implants then i think that she would look awesome and yet still unique.
we all know she can afford it.