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wulan

Aikens designer shoes is one of the online stores that offer authentic, unique and high quality women shoes.

Radi

Black and gold on foot walk to me it looks like a financial resolution so the IRS have noting to do what's up? Black and Gold on foot walk speed.

ALBAMAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are great 14 ;;

Carole

Luv the MK pic. Very cute!!!

that_girl

Those cladhoppers are fab!

JosiePie

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it!! You even perfectly captured that stupid retarded feet- turned-inward stance she always does. I love you, 14!!

tekel

Your vision of the shoes is oddly reminiscent of this (actual product!) from Vibram:

Vibram FiveFingers

I kinda want a pair, even though I know that Paris will be making pink ones very soon...

Ema

Very funny, especially the Supertanker. I laughed so loudly I scared the dog.

Demon Kitty

Dear MC Haiku,

It does if she can reach your prostrate with her big toe.

Jenn F.

Okay those Supertankers are fantastic. Especially on Posh's feet. I can't believe that Paris' feet are size 11, especially since she's only 5'7 ~ Christ, I'm just over 5'7 and my feet are a size 8. And they look pretty proportionate to my body, I'd say. No wonder she wears heels all of the time ~ so that her feet don't appear to be sticking out so far in front of her. How positively caveman. I wonder if Paris has to shave a layer of fur off the tops of her feet? Is she an exceptionally good swimmer? With those flippers attached to the end of her legs, you'd think she could just motor through the water.

tbone

FOR TWO YEARS,I'VE LOOKED AT MISS PARIS HILTON'S HOOFS BLANTLY EXPOSED THINKING. NOT SINCE GARBO HAS HOLLYWOOD SEEN SUCH BANNAHA BOATS!... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THESE HUMONGUS FEET OF CLAY? THANK YOU THAT YOU DO AS WELL.

midevil

Demon Kitty,

We all know that Posh is a man.

Trumik

Lol you're good 14!!! I can't help but think of Björk's Volta cover when I see those shoes :P http://www.bjork.fr/IMG/jpg/bjork-volta-cover-album.jpg


love your site :D

Fairmaiden327

Brilliant.

Demon Kitty

Dear Superblondgirl and 14,

Darlings, Kate Winslet wears either a size 11, that doesn't mean her feet ain't pretty!!!! I would suck her toes - just joking!!

I love what you did with Mary Kate 14! Her shoes always look ridiculously big on her lilliputian frame.

You know, after reading the comments, I would not be surprised if Will Smith and Tom Cruise were lovers. That would also mean that Becks is probably a queen too! Of course a queen would have a lavender wedding with a spice girl! Perhaps that explains Posh's boyish look these days. Whatever!

MC Haiku

Oh, 14, I have to tell you. The sexiest woman I ever knew ... long long ago ... in another life ... wore size 9 or 10. I forget, exactly.

But it really doesn't matter when a girl's legs are up in the air, does it?

I've been laughing all day at this one. Thank you, 14!!

gilmore

Holy Huge Hooves! She must wear a man's size 15.
14, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off.
Thank you.

14

awww. ilism you are very kind. Thank you!!

As a heterosexual woman, I have no plans on breeding..but I am very flattered! I'd rather spread my memes like little dandelion seeds in the wind than reproduce my DNA. Kids are a-okay with me and they always inspire me with their genius ideas, but I'd much rather embrace the "crazy aunt" archetype.

Superblondgirl,

I wear supertankers myself. Size 10! I often throw away the shoes and wear the shoe box. A much better fit.

thanks for your comments everyone. It's YOU that make my blog so interesting.

xoxo
14

llism

14,

Your talent knows no bounds. As a heterosexual woman, I never thought I'd say this, but you are so brilliant I simply must: May I have your child? Or maybe, 17 of them? Then we can create a super-colony of 14s! We can take over the world!!! Mwahahahahahaha . . . *cough gasp*. :-P

Keep up the fantastic work, as always. You're an inspiration!

Eize

Your caricature of Paris Hilton is incredibly life-like: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14435104.html

100/100!!! :D

Hippo

Is one of those robot friends Katie Holmes? Because I think I see a resemblance.

alpha

Geeeeez and I was CONVINCED that the next Paris Hilton piece would have centered on Grandpa Hilton's decision to remove Paris from his will!

superblondgirl

I love the Mary Kate picture - priceless. I wear a size 11 myself, and that's what my shoes look like next to regular people's shoes. Seriously.

Morrigan

I just got up from the floor, thank you very much! :)

Tracy

very funny
i love this site!

coffeegod

Okay, I just wet m'self laughing.

14, you are the greatest. Now I never have to worry about my pedi again!

Viper Tetsu

Snork! G'har! Dear Lord in Jimmy Choos, please tell me there will be Paris Hilton diving flippers...

deanna1104

oddly enough those robot friends look alot like tom and katie, oh wait is that will and jada? damn but that they do so much the same, all alike, as if they were collectively mechanical faceless automatons or something.

deanna1104

damn that was too funny. i love the brittnany paris hybrid boot. perhaps she can donate them to the women in the hypothetical halfway houses she pledged to build, but soon forgot to follow up on. the puberty impaired glamourous beckham manages to pull this look off no problem with just one tilt upward of her large snout. please oh please oh please 14 will you PLEEEZZZ add her to the celebrity animal collection. her snout is BEGGING to be addressed.

Dottie

Cool, do they come in women's sizes?

Nina

AAaahahahahaha!! Freekin hilarious!! Glad to see you're back to drawing this nasty broad!

Crees_dahl

OMG!!! This is hilarious...Loooove the models!!!

Judi

You are very talented! I LOVE these!

Chansmom

*snort!* What some won't do to be considered a fashionista. Victoria and Paris are just too much, isn't their 15 minutes up yet?

Thanks for the laughter, you're on target again.

ILSA

GAWD, those shoes are UGLY! I'm going to vomit up all of my brocolli. LMAO WTF! Paris seriously needs to keep those monstrous, gnarly-ass toes of hers under wraps.

jenner

BWAHAHAHAHHAA OH MAN *wiping tears* I saw the pic of the pink shoes the other day, and could NOT BELIEVE this woman's feet. I don't care that they're big - rumoured size 11 - who cares? But the feet themselves....strangest feet I've ever seen..she has Finger Toes...like, she can reach out & grab me with her feet...*shudder*

Excellent work as always 14 - still laughing! LOL

ChaosbyDesign

The shoes are great, but the models are priceless.....I tip my hat to you (Its a Haeckel)

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