ABOUT THE ARTIST
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- "Portraits of Shame" New York Post
- "Gallery of the Absurd is “the best of many sites that skewer celebrity culture.” 14’s portraits display “the qualities that make celebrity satire work” and is “consistently funny". Caryn James, NY Times
- "illustrations that parody celebrity culture with all the subtlety of a mouthful of Red Hots" Newsday
- "hitting the marrow of what is specifically annoying about specific celebrities" New York Post
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hahahaha love it! you're on fire this week 14!
Posted by: NY Diva | July 13, 2007 at 11:04 AM
I never thought she could make me dislike more.
Until I read the report accompying this post.
Uggghhh! She makes me nausous.
p.s. She has man-hands!
Posted by: JennieBoo | July 13, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Oy!
Posted by: buzzgirl | July 13, 2007 at 11:55 AM
14 you are my hero!!
Posted by: shaky weasel | July 13, 2007 at 12:00 PM
as always, the perfect note, 14.
glad you didn't put any crabs in the picture! don't want you to get her pissant lawyer on your case again.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | July 13, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Thanks for the link, 14, but this makes perfect sense all on its own.
Posted by: Josh Maday | July 13, 2007 at 12:39 PM
If someone makes toilet paper with PH on it i gues it'll be an instant bestseller :P
Posted by: Rebecca | July 13, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Are her hands so freakishly large in person?
Posted by: Alex | July 13, 2007 at 02:01 PM
Love it. Can you start making that shirt?
Posted by: Melanie | July 13, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Eww. Does anyone else also see a resemblance to a praying mantis?
She's going to get us with her pincers.
(I would fall over and die happy if "someone" were to draw that picture.)
Posted by: Bubbles53 | July 13, 2007 at 04:53 PM
There's having a strong self-esteem, there's being full of yourself, and then there's a steaming pile of THIS (referring to the inspiration photo, not your work). I knew the Jesus Vibes would wear off the second she sashayed out of prison.
Posted by: Peta | July 13, 2007 at 06:24 PM
If you click on the link and scroll down to her feet...I swear to good, they look webbed!
Posted by: Cheeses Saves | July 13, 2007 at 06:28 PM
I really admire your ability to see the animals in all the celebrities! You always pick the animals just right!
Posted by: Salmonella | July 13, 2007 at 07:34 PM
AMAZING, I SEE THE DRASTIC CHANGE ALREADY... SHE IS LIKE MOTHER THERESA ON PCP.
LOVE IT
Posted by: MKF | July 14, 2007 at 10:32 AM
i knew it!
Posted by: celebrity.web.net | July 14, 2007 at 12:14 PM
lol. When I first saw the original pic I immediately thought of your Andy Warhol style painting and I think that's the one the ostrich blob should be wearing because it captures it far better.
Posted by: alisa | July 14, 2007 at 03:33 PM
BRILLIANT. 14, you never fail!
Posted by: Pokemyhontas | July 14, 2007 at 03:34 PM
that just aint right.
Posted by: deanna1104 | July 14, 2007 at 05:19 PM
The size of her hand is HILARIOUS!!!
Great touch you've added there, 14!
Posted by: Sheena Beena | July 14, 2007 at 07:52 PM
14 U outdid yourself. U are the greatest!
Posted by: Billy Dunn | July 14, 2007 at 08:47 PM
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Nina | July 15, 2007 at 03:13 AM
What you did to her hand almost made me guffaw out loud in the fucking library!!! She looks like a bird. So much has happened in the land of filthy gossip since I have been away!!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 15, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Ive always thought she looked like a prayis mantis too, prayis hilton. Who wouldn't like having toilet paper with her face on it?
Posted by: cookie | July 15, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Under your talented hands, PH's looks have vastly improved. Amazing! ;)
Posted by: Eize | July 15, 2007 at 05:51 PM
Love the subtle "fur" on the neck- or feathers...lol. Those dainty hands crack me up. What a mess she is. Why wont she go away.
Posted by: mellen | July 16, 2007 at 05:54 AM
14, you take my breath away. Literally. I laughed so hard at this I could barely breath! This is outrageously funny and so accurate. Paris has never looked better.
Posted by: gilmore | July 16, 2007 at 07:43 AM
Is anyone really suprised that PH is wearing a shirt with PH on it?
Just another shout out to the only thing she really loves, herself.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 16, 2007 at 08:45 AM
Honey, I don't think her hands are big & manly enough... :)
Posted by: Lynnster | July 16, 2007 at 10:26 AM
I AM CHANUKA, LEADER OF THE SECRET ANCIENT ORDER OF THE OSTRICH CLAN. YOU HAVE DEFILED MY SPECIES BY ASSOCIATING IT WITH THIS GRACELESS MIS-PROPORTIONED WHORING MONKEY BITCH.
EITHER YOU WILL PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE, OR ONE OF OUR ELITE HIT SQUADS WILL BE DISPATCHED TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND TERMINATE YOU WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD FROM ONE OF OUR MASSIVELY POWERFUL LEGS. THIS IS BETTER THAN YOU DESERVE.
APOLOGIZE NOW! OR FACE OUR JUSTICE!
Posted by: WebMasterPete | July 16, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Muhahaharr,14 you are the greatest!! I love you! xD :-*
Posted by: Timea | July 17, 2007 at 05:25 AM
Oooch ow, WebMasterPete, please stop yelling.
I saw that picture of Paris in her Paris shirt somewhere on the net before I saw your rendition of it, 14... and when I saw the ostrich and the enlarged man-hand, I burst out laughing. That is fantastic!
Posted by: Jenn F. | July 17, 2007 at 10:50 AM
you paint life how it really is, 14.
Posted by: La Angel | July 22, 2007 at 06:19 PM
That bird shirt is so cute. Much better than the Paris shirt.
Posted by: that_girl | August 24, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Wow some great graphis, made my day - these could easly be uploaded to the Send Out Cards system and made into custom greeting cards for under a buck.
Posted by: Send Out Cards | November 09, 2008 at 05:23 AM