A Stricken Britney Strikes A Pose

By now, most of you have heard the shocking details of what has come to be known as Britney's Disasterous Photo Shoot. Britney unleashed her full spectrum of crazy during an OK! magazine photo shoot. Let's see, she cleaned up her puppy's poop with a designer gown, she wiped her greasy fried chicken hands all over yet another gown, she shocked the crew by fondling herself and leaving the bathroom door open, and became paranoid the "ceiling was about to cave in". What's the big deal? It's just another day in the life of Britney Spears. She's displayed her careless behavior, her lack of hygiene, her habit of mishandling poop, and her befuddled ramblings throughout her career. She insists her behavior is normal, that she's just being "country y'all" or perhaps preparing for a movie "roll" when questioned about her antics. Britney Spears has spent most of her life being forced into groomed for show business and maybe her current behavior is her form of rebellion. Whatever the case may be, I'd LOVE to see Britney record a remake of the Dr. Demento classic "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaaa". Medium: ink on paper, digital color.

Comments

[Thomas]

The cheetohs stain around her mouth is priceless.

[a fan]

right on! thanks.

[DonnaJEM]

Holy Jeebus. That's disgustingly awesome. Back-fat butt crack, flabby ass, retarded deer in the headlight expression.
Nice touch with the entire fried chicken, including feet, in the bucket of Dead Oily Hens. She probably had to stand in line behind the greasy Davis brothers to get it.

[Pun_inpendid]

I have many more positives to add - about 14's brilliance and this piece on piece of work, you-know-what-fit ($*@!)Brit - but for the moment, will just say that the FCK is especially astute. Particularly since she (Brit) was wearing a camo cap with that (including another letter) in day glo, nauseating orange - kinda Cheeto colored. I have nothing against Cheetos mind you, just against Miss Jeers - um Spears. Bravo, 14 - as always! Her boots in your previous posting remind more than anything of the moment in Repo Man (the movie) when the cop gets fried and the putrid boots are left smokin and steaming with remains of stumpy legs sticking out.

[sir jorge]

That's just great!

[sally]

HAHA this is great! LOVE the 'FCK' on the chicken bucket. (no doubtedly in reference to that hideous hat she wore) You captured her exactly the way everyone sees her.

[Pablo Vazquez]

hahaah great. love the KFC's box this collection should have Linds and her drug missunderstood.

[Dr. Barnickles]

She represents Hollywood and middle America.

Glad people miss the good old days when she was just a virgin whore for Bob Dole to get hard-ons off of.

Sue she's crazy and trash but most of the celebrities in these rags / blogs are just as nuts.

Will we ever reach a tipping point where the term celebrity is automatically equated with stupidity? Was it last month?

[Elizebeth]

I especially like the look on the dogs face......so sad looking, as if he's crying out "help me!".
Bravo 14

[Fairlady Z]

Ahaha, the back fat sold it for me. Bravo, 14.

[Viper Tetsu]

Ah, the full monty was worth the wait. The whole Classic-Pin-Up-Girl-with-Cheeto's-dust-fingerprint-smudges concept is frickin' sublime, but you don't need to know Vargas from Vegas to love this. And I love it. Pun_Inpendid, bless you and your REPO MAN reference!

"Cellulite Crispers." Christ super-sealed for your protection, that alone has me snickering loudly...

[midevil]

Poor girl. She needs her handlers back.

[dissy]

Don't the glossies feel a bit...ahem...absurd for trying to pass off these trash celebs as something else? They fool no one...

[alisa]

Finger lickin' good! lol

[Natasha]

All I can say is "Bravo!" Once again, you have nailed Britney down to her country, redneck, dumb, retarded self. I love the cheeto-stained mouth and the cellulite. The dog adds a lovely touch! I wish Shitney could see this picture... That bitch needs to come to reality sooner or later.

Natasha

[Peta]

Are those the half-dead boots that she's supposedly been wearing for weeks on end? It still boggles my mind that 2-3 or so years out of the music scene has caused her to slide from sexpot to...well, THIS so quickly. I've heard of kicking back and chilling for a while, but this is something else. Nice touch of her also using the 6 grand dress as a rug.

Also, that chicken bucket is the visual embodiment of my thoughts on KFC.

[hurleygurlie2388]

NICE!

[deanna1104]

I like the dog and what he's doing to the dress; strikes me as a representation of what she's done to her career or shall/shell i say is still doing/dooing to it since, it, like the dress, should have been worth a lot more. Perhaps that look on her face is simply how all of us caught ourselves at some point when/win we thought she couldn't sink to some place deeper than the week/weak before. When I looked at that picture I looked right/write back at her like "whaaaaaaaa?". that's the same way/weigh i looked at the tv when lindsay did herself in further with the ever popular excuse... those aint my drugs cuz these aint my jeans.
ok so anyhow, you really did her more justice on them thighs than she deserves/deserts/desserts, but everybody deserves a break or should i say brake? i feel/fell you girl. damn brits is the best.

[ILSA]

I look forward to the day when she runs out of money, goes completely bankrupt, and retires destitute to the seediest trailer pawk in Louisiana where we never have to hear from her again.

[Chansmom]

Oh my!!!!!! LOL! I needed that, and now, I must go and buy the magazine if it's still on the racks. That is just too funny.

I have a feeling in 5 years time, we'll be reading about how she's broke and desperate. I have no sadness for her, she knows it all and won't listen.

[Marie]

God, you guys have sharp eyes! If I didn't read the comments, I'd miss a whole lot - like the cheetos stains! Hee-hee!

And 14, what can I say? I can only applaud.

{{{hands clapping}}}

[Marie]

^ I see I neglected to scroll down first.

Oh LAWD!! ;D

[dissy]

14, some posts authors got messed up. my post got mixed up with midevil.

"I wrote: Don't the glossies feel a bit...ahem...absurd for trying to pass off these trash celebs as something else? They fool no one..."

please correct. thanks

[14]

Hi Dissy,

The author of each comment appears below the text. See, there's my name down there
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it confusing because the person's name above your comment appears in your space. See, there's your name up there ^.

Lilly Allen, eh? By golly my Brit DOES look like her! Poor girl.

Thanks for your comments everyone and stay away from KFC if you know what's good for you.

XOXOXOX
14

[Elizabeth]

14, you are a genius.

[shaky weasel]

I loves her red neck ya'll!

[Nina]

LMFAO....... Priceless.

[Eize]

Britney needs a shrink.

And this piece of artwork requires applause!

*applause!*

Nice one, 14!

[Smile Pretty]

"Dead Oily Hens - FCK" OH I was just laughing to loud at that one. Great work.

[Henriette]

maybe the whole photoshoot was some of conceptual art, tracy enim-style? wiping off dogs poo with a zac posen dress seems rather funny to me ...

[TheReallyJamesBond]

For a truly full GOTA experience, click that "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaaa!" link, and listen to that play while you look at the "A Stricken Britney Pose " artwork. Even better than tv or the movies!!! Great!!

[Marcy]

I still think the poor girl is stricken by post-partum depression, and doesn't know how to get herself help. Poor thing. I keep waiting for her to snap out of it, but that seems less and less likely with each wierd episode like this one...

[midevil]

I have a question for the artist:

Did you have to take a really long, hot shower with lots of soap and shampoo after that painting was finished?

[14]

Henriette,

I too thought the wiping of the poop with a designer dress could be translated as a "statement". Just as Dadaism is the anti-art, perhaps Britney is practicing a form of anti-celebrity. I look forward to her next performance.

Midevil,

A mere shower wouldn't do. I called an entire hazmat team to come over over and scrub me down.

Marcy,

I think Britney has post-possum depression.

TheReallyJamesBond,

Thank you for pointing out the "coming to take me away" song. It's an oldie, but goodie and is a perfect fit for our little Brit.

ex oh ex oh!!
14

[Rhiannon]

Love it...just love it!

[Demon Kitty]

I am speechless. I have run out of shit to say about Britney. She makes me sick every time I look at her. Boots are so unflattering on her. I don't understand women who forgo bathing but still are able to put enough fucking make up on their face.

I agree with PETA on KFC 100%. Fuck Kentucky Fried!@!! Fuck those henchmen!!!

[Pun_inpendid]

Oh, 14!

"Post Possum" depression as you have dubbed it - is just priceless! After I read that, it occurred to me that you could also interpret it as "Post "Part'em" depression referring to either the being bald incident - having no part - or the hideous parts in her weaves and wigs or perhaps the widening gap in her braless boobs. A lot of people seem to also think it is spelled "Post Pardum" or "Pardon". Since she also wiped her fried chicken stained hands on another couture gown (after vomiting said snack), she clearly has many comments to make. I think drugs are the answer - not THE ANSWER - but why she is acting so weird and b/c she is Britney and has never been the classiest of persons.

[Billy Dunn]

Great work, 14. Britney really looks like trailer trash. But, I am kinda grossed out by what the dog is doing, although I understand the point you are trying to get across.

[Simon.]

Hahaha... I loved the pooch! <3

Awesome work as usual. Try to focus on Britney's oily hair roots and hairless scalp for the next time.

[Nina]

This is priceless!!!! Lol

[Peta]

I heard she went BSC on some other paparazzi not long ago. I wonder if that was in prep for her "roll" as well...

[Joyananda]

Dead. Oily. Hens.
You are amazing.
This painting is amazing.
I love every bit of it.
The expression on her face is amazing. I seriously want a print of this, to frame, and to put in my dressing room, as inspiration to be a better person.
I'm your fan for life.

[German]

Far too lenient

[Suzette]

Hahaha "Dead Oily Hens" Great job. I think she was wearing my grannie's funeral hat with that outfit, with netting even!!! She is so tragic.

[nat]

i just cried because of a huge family fight and that britney painting made me giggle and smile. thank you for bringing a bit of joy in my moment of sadness!