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Kooky Hollywood Moms: Lynne Spears

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Britney Spears isn't happy about her mother Lynne "forcing" her into rehab. Britney claims she never had a drug or alcohol problem and that the real reason behind her public meltdown was post-partum depression. Recently blaming the umbrella-beaten paparazzi for invading her privacy, Britney quickly turned friendly when she realized she could use them as allies in her temper tantrum war against her mother. Cold-hearted Brit made sure plenty of photographers were present when she drove up to her mother's location, stormed out of her car, and delivered a hand-written note threatening Lynne if she ever tried to see her grandchildren. Britney has also considered filing a restraining order against her mom and also cutting mommy out of her will. Ouch. Grief-stricken Lynne is doing everything to lure Brit back into her good graces. Here we see Lynne as she stands outside the gates of Britney's McMansion, sobbing and trembling as she holds up a Cheetos peace offering. If she stands out there long enough, Britney won't be able to resist the temptation and there'll be a tearful reunion. Later, Brit will post a public letter on her website claiming her anger toward her mother was all just preparation for a movie "roll". Medium: graphite on paper, digital color.

Comments

Welcome back 14! Hope you had a nice break.
I love this series. I think Lynne Spears was probably the only voice of reason in Brit Brit's life. I can't imagine what a bigger mess Brit will become without her mom doing damage control. I'll be eagerly watching.
I love Lynne's shrunken apple face and her offering. Amazing!

Brilliant!

I'm so sick of this girl, she hasn't done anything in ages but go around being white trash and yet paparazzi still take pictures of her, people like PITNB letting us know if she scratched her ass on this day or what.

I'm so sick of Britney Spears, she dresses awful, looks like an oversized Umpa Lumpa and uses her "coming soon" website with a picture that doesn't resemble what she is in the least to leave little retarded tantrum notes to every Jimmy Joe and Betty Sue that ate her grits or cheetos without her permission.

There is nothing interesting or pleasant to see or read about her. Please media people, stop it already, talk about something interesting, photograph something that looks good.

How sad.
It's amazing to me that BS had any money at all. When was the last time she did anything?
I guess the residuals from 7 years ago plus her perfume I see at Claire's, right beside the buy 2 get 1 free faux gold toe rings, must still be rolling in.
Great work again 14.

I LOVE it! It looks JUST LIKE HER!

ahahahaha brillilant as usual!

"Cheetos peace offering".....brilliant!

Yes! I was missing the Kooky Mom series! This is the best thing I've seen all day - Cheetos peace offering LOL!!!

She looks like Smurfette with a dye job, on some serious downers.

Chemical puffs--LOL!

I'm waiting for the Jackie Stallone one. Or is she too passe?

Brilliant work as always, 14!

I honestly don't know how to feel towards Lynne Spears. I'm torn between feeling sorry for her because her child's turned on her, and feeling that she's a stage mum who's gravy train/child has had enough and she just got what was coming to her. Man, I hate the ambiguousness.

Aww. Gotta feel sorry for Trainwreck's mom. Maybe Jaimie-lynn will turn out better.

look at britnety's new video at http://whoisbritney.blogspot.com

Absolutely wonderful - I sometimes think that at least some of your work should e appearing in the mags alongside the news :)
A picture that is worth a thousand words indeed :)

So did her mom have anything to do with her underage Titney Lears persona?

Oh my, what a brilliant peace of work, girl! Fantastic choice of colours!

You'll have to do one that captures the constant sneer on Brit's face, eh.

The little rain clouds above her head made me laugh. And the Cheetos peace-offering... what a hilarious idea.

The Cheetos are a scream! And the crocodile tears are a bonus. LOL!

If Britney had postpartum depression, how does she explain her goofy behaviour as of late? She's angry at her mother for rehab? I suppose she'll just have to get over it. As big a stage mom as Lynn is, Mama Spears may have done her no talent daughter a big favor, but then again, maybe not.

Britney is over. Now poor Jamie should have a room reserved for her eventual stay at the rehab near you.

Thank you for staying on top of this evolving story.

You make me laugh out loud, 14.

I agree with you gilmore. I'm soooo sick of all the Brit. love (especially from Trent). Seriously, I don't understand it. IMO, she's a spoiled, selfish, has-been. She's such a waste

so now i see which side of the family brittany gets that penis like head and shaft, err i meant neck from. i must say 14 has kept the resemblance constant and for that i am grateful.
and those hands... grabbing for the "chemical puffs" priceless.

Your illustration and the description below it left me in stitches. What I love about your work is that you marry the hilarious images with an equally hilarious text. "Holds up Cheetos peace offering" - so funny!!!

Awwww, so perfect and sad. It's totally her. Subtle and nuanced, loveley and tragic.

ha! great likeness, to echo all the other comments good job 14!

I am so sick and tired of Britney and her ilk. Their faces are so annoying. They have that goofy southern thing going on. I wish they would all go away.

Did Sally Field sit for that painting? Amazing likeness.

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