Britney Spears isn't happy about her mother Lynne "forcing" her into rehab. Britney claims she never had a drug or alcohol problem and that the real reason behind her public meltdown was post-partum depression. Recently blaming the
umbrella-beaten paparazzi for invading her privacy, Britney quickly turned friendly when she realized she could use them as allies in her
temper tantrum war against her mother. Cold-hearted Brit made sure
plenty of photographers were present when she drove up to her mother's location, stormed out of her car, and delivered a hand-written note threatening Lynne if she ever tried to see her grandchildren. Britney has also considered
filing a restraining order against her mom and also
cutting mommy out of her will. Ouch. Grief-stricken Lynne is doing everything to lure Brit back into her good graces. Here we see Lynne as she stands outside the gates of Britney's McMansion, sobbing and trembling as she holds up a Cheetos peace offering. If she stands out there long enough, Britney won't be able to resist the temptation and there'll be a tearful reunion. Later, Brit will post a public letter on her website claiming her anger toward her mother was
all just preparation for a movie "roll".
Medium: graphite on paper, digital color.
Welcome back 14! Hope you had a nice break.
I love this series. I think Lynne Spears was probably the only voice of reason in Brit Brit's life. I can't imagine what a bigger mess Brit will become without her mom doing damage control. I'll be eagerly watching.
I love Lynne's shrunken apple face and her offering. Amazing!
Posted by: gilmore | July 09, 2007 at 09:05 AM
Brilliant!
I'm so sick of this girl, she hasn't done anything in ages but go around being white trash and yet paparazzi still take pictures of her, people like PITNB letting us know if she scratched her ass on this day or what.
I'm so sick of Britney Spears, she dresses awful, looks like an oversized Umpa Lumpa and uses her "coming soon" website with a picture that doesn't resemble what she is in the least to leave little retarded tantrum notes to every Jimmy Joe and Betty Sue that ate her grits or cheetos without her permission.
There is nothing interesting or pleasant to see or read about her. Please media people, stop it already, talk about something interesting, photograph something that looks good.
Posted by: LJ | July 09, 2007 at 09:34 AM
How sad.
It's amazing to me that BS had any money at all. When was the last time she did anything?
I guess the residuals from 7 years ago plus her perfume I see at Claire's, right beside the buy 2 get 1 free faux gold toe rings, must still be rolling in.
Great work again 14.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 09, 2007 at 11:16 AM
I LOVE it! It looks JUST LIKE HER!
Posted by: JennieBoo | July 09, 2007 at 11:43 AM
ahahahaha brillilant as usual!
Posted by: Art Chic | July 09, 2007 at 12:11 PM
"Cheetos peace offering".....brilliant!
Posted by: Elizebeth | July 09, 2007 at 01:29 PM
Yes! I was missing the Kooky Mom series! This is the best thing I've seen all day - Cheetos peace offering LOL!!!
Posted by: az | July 09, 2007 at 01:29 PM
She looks like Smurfette with a dye job, on some serious downers.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | July 09, 2007 at 02:30 PM
Chemical puffs--LOL!
Posted by: Eize | July 09, 2007 at 07:22 PM
I'm waiting for the Jackie Stallone one. Or is she too passe?
Brilliant work as always, 14!
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | July 09, 2007 at 08:20 PM
I honestly don't know how to feel towards Lynne Spears. I'm torn between feeling sorry for her because her child's turned on her, and feeling that she's a stage mum who's gravy train/child has had enough and she just got what was coming to her. Man, I hate the ambiguousness.
Posted by: Peta | July 09, 2007 at 09:24 PM
Aww. Gotta feel sorry for Trainwreck's mom. Maybe Jaimie-lynn will turn out better.
Posted by: alisa | July 09, 2007 at 09:59 PM
look at britnety's new video at http://whoisbritney.blogspot.com
Posted by: britneyfans | July 10, 2007 at 12:53 AM
Absolutely wonderful - I sometimes think that at least some of your work should e appearing in the mags alongside the news :)
A picture that is worth a thousand words indeed :)
Posted by: Rebecca | July 10, 2007 at 01:04 AM
So did her mom have anything to do with her underage Titney Lears persona?
Oh my, what a brilliant peace of work, girl! Fantastic choice of colours!
You'll have to do one that captures the constant sneer on Brit's face, eh.
Posted by: midevil | July 10, 2007 at 06:25 AM
The little rain clouds above her head made me laugh. And the Cheetos peace-offering... what a hilarious idea.
Posted by: Jenn F. | July 10, 2007 at 06:35 AM
The Cheetos are a scream! And the crocodile tears are a bonus. LOL!
If Britney had postpartum depression, how does she explain her goofy behaviour as of late? She's angry at her mother for rehab? I suppose she'll just have to get over it. As big a stage mom as Lynn is, Mama Spears may have done her no talent daughter a big favor, but then again, maybe not.
Britney is over. Now poor Jamie should have a room reserved for her eventual stay at the rehab near you.
Posted by: Chansmom | July 10, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Thank you for staying on top of this evolving story.
You make me laugh out loud, 14.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | July 10, 2007 at 12:58 PM
I agree with you gilmore. I'm soooo sick of all the Brit. love (especially from Trent). Seriously, I don't understand it. IMO, she's a spoiled, selfish, has-been. She's such a waste
Posted by: Gigi | July 10, 2007 at 03:26 PM
so now i see which side of the family brittany gets that penis like head and shaft, err i meant neck from. i must say 14 has kept the resemblance constant and for that i am grateful.
and those hands... grabbing for the "chemical puffs" priceless.
Posted by: deanna1104 | July 11, 2007 at 12:30 AM
Your illustration and the description below it left me in stitches. What I love about your work is that you marry the hilarious images with an equally hilarious text. "Holds up Cheetos peace offering" - so funny!!!
Posted by: stacy | July 12, 2007 at 04:55 AM
Awwww, so perfect and sad. It's totally her. Subtle and nuanced, loveley and tragic.
Posted by: Kamala | July 12, 2007 at 08:53 AM
ha! great likeness, to echo all the other comments good job 14!
Posted by: fishpucker | July 12, 2007 at 11:43 AM
I am so sick and tired of Britney and her ilk. Their faces are so annoying. They have that goofy southern thing going on. I wish they would all go away.
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 12, 2007 at 04:45 PM
Did Sally Field sit for that painting? Amazing likeness.
Posted by: Hagar57 | July 13, 2007 at 08:08 AM