Kooky Hollywood Moms: Kathy Hilton

I've often wondered what the phone conversations would be like between Kathy and Paris Hilton. I imagine Paris calls her mother each time she's publicly shamed after one of her many scandals. "Mommy, mommy, why are they so mean to me? Why mommy, whyyyyyyyyyy?" Kathy rolls up her silken sleeves and spends hours reassuring Paris of her superiority over others. Kathy Hilton is the enabling mama bear who never wants her precious Paris to experience the sting of being responsible for her own misguided actions. Kathy's anger was evident when she told Fox News that her poor little Paris has nothing to do but stare at the ceiling while sitting in jail. What a travesty! According to a Hilton biography, she's also proud of Paris's sex tape. As they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Medium: Acrylic, ink, oil pastel, and secret elf technology on board.

Comments

[Art Chic]

14 you have done it again. Mort Drucker must be so proud!! Has Mad Magazine offered you a job or are you so busy you don't have time to draw for them?

[ChaosbyDesign]

As usual, like a drill into into the cerebellum
Nice series and a great rendering...especially the secret elf technology

[gilmore]

14, you take my breath away. "Aptitude means talent" is killing me! I would like to talk to your elf, I need to learn some of its lessons.
I am absolutely loving this series.

[JennieBoo]

It's amazing how well you can capture the celebrities we all hate so much.

You know, God gives us all gifts and this one is yours. ENJOY! I do!

[TheReallyJamesBond]

Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful and absolutly inspiring artwork as always! You are soooooooo much truly one of the special ones artistically and humorously!
Went to the link site and of course voted for you and the GOTA. Not only that, but last week sent an email to Entertainment Weekly magazine daring them to check you out and then not include you in their EW 100 Stars We Love Right Now issue, (They included websites they loved, too). How dare dey not include GOTA!!! That's alright,... we fans of yourn are all waaaaaaaayyyyyyy ahead of their pop cutural curve on that one!! You Tha' Best!

[Elizebeth]

That face is perfect!

The only thing is her hands. I remember seeing them for the first time on her tv shoe "Who wants to be a Hilton" or whatever it's called and they were leathery baseball gloves. She would sit and write in a journal who was going to stay and who was going and the first closeup of them scared me. I realized how much surgery she had done to the rest of her body because her hands looked like "man hands".

[Peta]

With a mom like that, it's a wonder how Nikki came out as the 'smart' one.

[Peta]

Sorry, I just read the article where she compared her offspring to Bambi.

....Yea.

[Adam Smith]

Paris has nothing to do but stare at the ceiling? That's fucking outrageous.

Is'nt she aware of the many extra-curricular activiities offered up by incarceration?
Involvement in the vibrant and lively drug trade can make the time pass by,very quickly,offering a variety of diverting activities.

The vicarious excitement experienced,sneaking a bit of heroin past the guards,would easily surpass any of the numerous pleasures so alluringly displayed in the Salomon Vid.She'd need to overcome the overwhelming urge to flash the gash,or the whole game would be up.Pretty quickly.
But,if she seriously fought the need to display her wares like a randy Bonobo Chimp,I'm sure she would fit right in as a drugs mule.
She has the docile clueless expression down pat already.

Making herself a player,(or is that a playa?),in the drug scene opens up many exciting possibilities,but let's concentrate on one;that of senseless
ultra-violence
Killing or seriously wounding another inmate would also represent another nutritive "life challenge" for her.Ted Bundy,Charles Manson,Caligula and Skeletor can all attest to the life enhancing joys offered by inflicting serious violence on another.
She should give it a try.
Once she overcame the immense guilt forced on her by our predominantly Christian culture,the hours would fly by,as she indulged herself in a bloody spree.A makeshift weapon fashoined from a styrofoam cup and a sharpened toothbrush,plus some iron determination,would soon make her the baddest girl on the block.Giving her a chance to reclaim that much needed self esteem.
On her release,she could be assured,that having the eyes of a killer,(and by this I mean literally having the eyes of a killer,mounted on a tasteful bracelet or pendant),would most likely put a stop to all the numerous critics.They'd at least think of buying an extra lock or two...

All it takes is a little bit of imagination.

As for her Mum.Well I always wondered what happened to the the minor characters in Dynasty. It's good to see that at least one is doing well.

[Knox Bronson]

See what I mean?

[Demon Kitty]

if anyone wants to know how Paris became a whore, look no further than Mamma Hilton. I have seen her tits and her tongue as she was wagging it at Rick.

[Fairlady Z]

The sad part is you know the real conversations are even worse. I can't even imagine the amount of coddling and ego-stroking that goes on there...

btw, I voted for you 14 :)

[WTF]

Haaa Haaa Haaa.

You're American royalty. They are just jealous.

Love it.

[midevil]

Well, at least the all-in-the-family explains it. I'd hate to be a fly on the wall for their private parties.

[Maybelline Jones]

I was watching the last episode of "The Simple Life" - don't judge me too harshly, please. Kathy came to visit her baby at a summer camp for couples therapy and told one young man afraid of committment - "Maybe you're thinking why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?" It's genetic people!

[tiffy]

this is great. you have captured her likeness so well :)

[DonnaJEM]

Love the Ivana wanna-be hair, and you've captured her wonky cheek implants perfectly. You've also shown how Mamma Hilton's and Paris' nose look exactly the same, the hook down point with flaring nostrils. Really attractive.
Plus I love the hands. The one with the bling looks more like a photo than a painting.
More showcasing of your extreme talent/aptitude.

More excellent job yet again 14.

[Horatio Knibbles]

You've got my vote. This is one of my favourite spots on the web! Keep up the good work :D

[Pat Angello]

Beautiful after how many plastic surgeries? And NO she's not beautiful - she's still a mutt. You, on the other hand, are brilliant!

[WebMasterPete]

Another hit in a long line of stunning performances.
I voted for you.

[LittleOracle]

Woot! Hysterical once again! I CANNOT wait to see Dina Lohan, the biggest trainwreck of a Hollywood mom of all!

[Chansmom]

LOL! Yep, you hit upon why Ms. Whiney is so clueless.

While reading about her release from jail, I had to ponder whether she has really had it rought. I mean really rough. Going to bed without dinner (not as a punishment, mind you), not having something nice to wear to say, a job interview (oh wait, she hasn't done an honest days work in her life), or just not having enough money at the checkout line. And you know, she's not had to deal with things like that. NEVER. So why she made such a scene when her boney butt was dragged back to jail was really beyond me.

Let Kathy continue to coddle that gangly, rank, stinkpot. Paris is going nowhere, and fast. I'm sure Kathy is loving every second of this, I didn't know who she was until Parasite, er, Paris started showing up in magazines. Here's hoping both of their 15 minutes are nearly up.

[mellen]

I wish this whole situation would go away...yet...I enjoy ready about anything to do with tradgedy for Paris. Thats why I like this site and sites that parody stars. Make them look like the goof balls they are. The rendering of Kathy Hilton is spot on. She and Paris look so much alike. Moms just as big a HO as Paris, lol.

[Adam Smith]

By Knox Bronson

"See what I mean?"

No.

Please elucidate.

Your meaning here is gnomic and ambigous.
I've been to your website,so I am fully aware that,like me,you are capable of gassing on at great length about very slight subjects.

I await your reply sweet cherub.

[Knox Bronson]

Dear Adam-

"See what I mean?" was a message to 14, referring to a discussion we were having elsewhere, via email.

As such, it had nothing to do with you, if that's what you are worried about. In fact, I hadn't even noticed you had posted something.

Gnomic ... that's a great word. Whatever boarding school your parents sent you to, to get you away from them, taught you well. But my remark was only gnomic and ambiguous to you, not 14.