Kirsten Dunst Has The Munchies

In a recent interview, Kirsten Dunst admits her fondness for ganja and feels the world would be a better place if everyone smoked weed. Says Kirsten, "I drink moderately, I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does...I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place." She might be right, I see and smell evidence of pot smoking all over the city of San Francisco and everyone seems really happy. The lovely actress might be interested in entering the upcoming Miss High Times Pageant. With that cherubic face of hers, she could totally win. Medium: Acyrlic, ink and cannabis on paper.

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Comments

[nkscience]

Never been a huge fan of Kirsten Dunst, but I must admit she just went a few points "higher" weee.

[Demon Kitty]

She is absolutely right. The world would be a far better place if everyone fucking smoked weed. It should be a federal law that everyone should smoke an entire joint before going to work. I need one right now. Politicians, world leaders, generals, war makers, diplomats, should all be required to smoke weed before making decisions. The pope should constantly smoke weed. Thousands of pounds of dope should be sent to the Mideast and Israel. Everyone should light up. China and South Korea should start smoking. Bush needs to start smoking that shit. Imagine how beautiful the world would be if everyone was stoned. Paris Hilton smokes dope so what the fuck is her goddamn problem? You know, I daresay I am starting to like Drunkst, despite her Buster Brown essence and killer canines.

[Jenn F.]

It's amazing that in the U.S. alcohol is so accepted but pot smoking is considered the equivalent to crack. Alcohol has caused more problems, marital break-ups, deaths, ruined lives, and fucked-up people. The biggest fight you'll ever see between a couple of stoners is who gets the last handful of chips out of the bag.

Demon Kitty has a point. If all said people smoked a doob once in a while, they'd relax. And that can't be a bad thing. Mind you, I don't think a doob is going to help Bush. Maybe a lobotomy though.

For the few expected "oooh drugs are baaad" comments to come, being high all of the time isn't what we're suggesting here... just like drinking non-stop is a dumb idea. But having a recreational toke on occasion? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In fact, marijuana has been proven to kill cancer cells and reduce tumor growth. Shit, even the Romans smoked up. They hot-boxed in little rooms with no windows, and jammed the door shut to keep the smoke in. Look what they managed to build?! Ha!

I've always been fairly indifferent about Kirsten Dunst, but I thik she deserves some level of respect at least... it's nice to see someone openly talking about it, and pointing out how it's really not a big deal. And she's right about the world being a better place if everyone smoked it from time to time. Why? Because people would chill the fuck out. It's pretty evident that tempers and tensions across the globe are a wee bit flared these days. A little joint and a piece of chocolate can do wonders.

[captainobvious]

I hope that picture of Kirsten Dunst with her fangs sticking out keeps circulating the internet until the day I die.

[Fingerella]

Yeah, world would be such a better place. Tell me about it. I am living with 3 people who are smoking weed, and the only thing they are doing is actually just doing that. Of course they eat, eat a lot indeed, and sleep. They don't care about school, work or anything happening in the world. Did I mention also the house smells like shit?

[www.Ponekeys.com]

Man, that picture would be perfect for my studio apartment.

Harold Baskins
www.Ponekeys.com

[Dr. Greenthumb]

The occasional bong hit sparks genius , makes fruit taste outstanding, helps you find laughter in the mundane, makes sex mindblowing, calms the nerves, makes you smile, and raises endorphins.

go ahead, puff up once in awhile.

[Demon Kitty]

Hey there Jenn!

I think Bush has already had a frontal lobotomy. :) :) :)

I can just smell the rich, sweet, herbal scent of a spliff right now .... sigh....

Cheers!

[Chansmom]

LOL! I read that a few days ago, and I thought, are you sure you want to share this? But what the heck? While I tended to lean towards paranoia whilst partaking, some really do get something from it. I say, live and let live.

She couldn't do any worse than some who seem to enjoy being filmed going at it, or watching others snort a powdery substance off some random guys chest. ;) Kirsten strikes me as someone with more sense.

[Meghanism]

I've been roaming around this site lately, but I've never commented on how beautiful, blunt, and amusing I find your artwork.

[WTF]

I've always said that drugs should be legalized, we're wasting money, time and resources on the "war on drugs". Especially pot.

[Adam Smith]

First,let me establish my position here:

My politics can be described as broadly Left Libertarian.I don't believe that the State should leglislate on the basis of individual morality or behaviour,when it relates to that individual alone.
As long as that behaviour does not infringe on another's freedom or cause detriment to the greater community,I adopt a Laissez Faire attitude.In my opinion the State really should'nt really exist at all,since it's only purpose is coercion.But the full discussion of that is probably best left to ZNet,so I'll leave that one hanging...
It should be fairly obvious by now though,that I am against the prohibition of any drug.

I was also an inveterate toker since I was 13,on and off,for almost twenty years and have experimented with most other drugs with different degrees of satisfaction.
The main reason I only smoke cannabis occasionly now,is because of giving up cigarettes,in addition to the fact that Skunk is the only smoke that's easily available in London at this time.

Skunk is mindnumbing shit,that either completely annihilates all your thought processes,or makes you so paranoid that you begin to think that even the carpet is conspiring against you. When I do get stoned,I tend to go for good old Middle Eastern Hash.Because you can hold a decent,coherent conversation on it and have a good time socializing with friends.
If you're lucky it will be mixed with Opium,so you get an ultra-mellow high like being softly pummelled with pillows while your body turns into a kind of cotton wool.Getting hold of any kind of Hash nowadays though,is like trying to find a recent release movie on video tape,or a decent modern R&B tune.
Virtually impossible.
Except under very special circumstances I will get into later.

Even when I smoked a lot,there was one thing that constantly used to piss me off about my fellow dope smokers.This was the laughable proposition that if everyone smoked dope the world would be a better place.

This was probably first put forward by some hippy guy,in the Sixties,in 14's home town.It's all contextual though;he was also most likely,sandwiched in between three lovely Hippychicks at the time,in a state of post coital bliss,at his own personal Woodstock.
Under those circumstances,even rational,analytical,old me, would think,without any evidence to back it up,that the World would magically turn into a better place with a bit of ganja.It had for him.
And so an enduring myth was born.

Don't get me wrong,Hippies are lovely innofensive people. Intellectual and analytical rigour however,is generally speaking not their strong point.
The more clued up ones read European Left intellectuals,like Eric Fromm,Marcuse,and Sartre halfway through,thinking that these invocations to change society,were best expressed by dancing naked in a field on acid.
Well guess what?
Rather unsurprisingly things did'nt change for the better,to any great degree. People like the Bushes,the Davises,the fucking Hiltons and worse are still very much on top.

They are also getting stronger.

So let's unpack the myth and get back to reality a bit here.

The people I score dope off,when I do,are from the local Turkish and Kurdish community.A lot of their social clubs,have a room at the back where you can score.If the Hash you're getting has the Islamic crescent moon on it,you know you're getting primo stuff.This has psychoactive properties that will make you think you're the astronaut at the end of 2001 and give you the sudden urge to watch Koyaanisqatsi for the twenty fifth time, except this time with Philip Glass turned down and Brian Eno dubbed over instead.

As is custom,you smoke a joint or two with them.While surveying the room,you realise that the people you are with are very thickset with lots of gold jewellery.
This is because they are gangsters,vicious gangsters,the sort that would chop off your fingers and feed them to you,if you entertained even the remotest thought of fucking with them.Imagine the Sopranos but with Belly dancing and you would be relatively close.Your Mama jokes would be very ill advised in this place.You hang around for a while because the Turkish cuisine is delicious,and the joints they make,have more hash in them,than all of what you just bought.For them this is just a social pastime,not their main source of income.Having made damn sure not to fuck with them,even by accident,you bid an overly respectful farewell,then go to meet your friends to get blasted further into space than Captain Kirk.

One Turkish guy I used to purchase off, smoked more cannabis in a day than Kirsten Dunst has in her life. He was always full of bonhomie with a laidback jocular attitude.Since I'm Anglo-Nigerian,he would tell me about his love of black women-a lot-African women in particular.
In many ways he was a charming affable guy.

The calming effects of Maryjane somehow passed him by when he wound up serving seven years for shooting an Albanian dealer in the face,(non-fatal).He was always very nice to me though.

Not all Cannabis dealers are like this of course,infact 90% are floppy lovely kittens. This is because they were like this before anyway.On the whole drugs only accentuate existing behaviour patterns,they don't make them.

I think the point here is pretty obvious.

Now one could ask,why don't I buy my stuff from the floppy lovely kitten people.
But honestly, where would the fun be in buying hydroponic skunk,which I don't like anyway, from a white middle class guy with dreadlocks? It's a rare treat,so I want the vicarious thrill of seeing a real life criminal underworld,as well some excellent food to boot.
Besides the Turkish gangster stuff is far superior, with the added benefit of not having to listen to Euro-Trance Music.

A note to DemonKitty on this one:

Introducing thousands of pounds of Cannabis to the Middle East would be like telling people in L.A about the benefits of plastic surgery and breast Enlargement.

It originated in Central Asia and was taken up by the people of the Middle East thousands of years ago.

The problems of the Middle East are geopolitical,created mainly by:
(in ascending order)
the U.S,Great Britain,France and Russia.

If they stopped mucking around in the region,Al Quaeda would be about as fringe as the American Communist Party.

Why can't people like Kirsten Dunst just be honest and say they enjoy getting shitfaced from time to time. Instead of having to take all the fun out of it by making it some worthy cause,that will change humanity.It won't.

General's, Politicians,Diplomats,Heads of Corporations,and,ahem,Corporate Lawyers want to put their boot on your neck just because they can.
Giving them a doobie would'nt make that problem dissapear,it would just give them the giggles while they were doing it.

God that was rambling.
Maybe it's because I'm out of it.

[Ali Mist]

Long time fan, etc... Here's an opinion: If america legalized pot there would be a great peace that would threaten our very way of life, that which is sustained through our aggression towards the rest of the world.

[Paris is a WHORE]

Me, too, captainobvious.

[UndecidedPerfect]

Pot and other "harmless" street drugs will never be de criminalized for the sheer fact that the Government makes too much money annually off of it. Sure, the Government could regulate it and tax pot but they wouldn't make nearly as much money as they would by keeping it illegal.

A dimebag of pot = $10
Fine for posession = Anywhere between $100 - $1500 (these are Canadian figures here but still, you get the point)
Fine for posession and intent to sell = anywhere from a couple grand to prison time + bail.

As long as Harper / Bush etc etc. keep making cash off it, there will always be a "war on drugs" for gold plated toilet seats and nucleur weapons.

[Demon Kitty]

That was really interesting. I have my little fantasies. I will admit.

A thousand years ago, when I fucked men, I used to go around proselytizing that we could achieve world peace if everyone had to suck dick. I am sure this attitude was a result of me going to school in Mississippi, oh fuck it. I have nothing interesting to say.

[andrea]

Adorable picture of Kirsten. I love that H'wood babes in the woods forget for a moment that they are constantly being churned into the "quotable" media...
I don't like pot. When it was my turn at the joint being passed around in "High" school, I, like Clinton, did not inhale. It makes me weigh everything I say to a degree that borders on schizophrenia, in public, that is. I suppose it might be fine for vegging out at home. But, I think it is absolutely ri-god-damn-dic-u-lous, to make it such a hugely illegal "drug", when ALCOHOL, (something I enjoy more) is far, far, more dangerous. Nobody ever died from a stoned driver. A bad driver who was stoned, maybe, but not like a drunk driver. My kids went through a ganga love-affair, and I bided my time, wondering if it would peter out. And guess what. It did. They even prefer to be w/out the refer. And they are hip, Miami teens. So, there. But it shouldn't be a CRIME, if alcohol is rampantly more abused and staggeringly dangerous. In "moderation", though, quite nice. I suppose, like maryjane. Anythign can be a crutch!!!!!!!
Even Gallery Of the Absurd, which I am , frankly, addicted to!!!!! x,o.

[midevil]

If we continue to fight over issues like pot and our sexuality (which need to be OUR PERSONAL CHOICE), the government will continue to rule the world (and thus, destroy it).

[Miss Priss]

All I have to say is that I am a very successful accountant who also enjoys the ocassional joint. I smoked pot A LOT in college. I still graduated (with a 3.0 I may add) and got my shit done. I guess it all depends on the kind of person you are, because I have, in fact, met stoners who are just dirty and disorganized. I never call in to work and in college I missed a couple of classes due to illnesses I could not control. I still smoke and I don't find it harmful at all. The other day I had killer cramps and after almost OD-ing on Midol, I decided to smoke a joint. In a matter of minutes I was all better and relaxed.
Alcohol is way worse. Not saying it's wise to drive a vehicle while not sober, but I can honestly say I am more alert and aware of my surrundings when on pot than when drunk. I never drink and drive, but I have once, and boy, it was scary.

Anyway, Kristen Dunst has a point, but I still don't like her.

[Sage]

Ahem, *dragging over soapbox and jumping on*...I thought having my bio-parents stoned all the time really sucked. (I bet Danielle Van Dam would say the same thing). My earliest memory (age three) was my mom and her purple bong. My mom and dad were young and wanted to be free and wild.
Luckily I was taken away from them...and now that they're reaching their 50's they want to be taken seriously and be part of my life.
They are still stoners and totally unmotivated losers. I would never trust my children with them. So there are definitely draw backs...I've never tried it and it's not a temptation at all. I have a very free, unhindered imagination and am also an artist.
I delight in my natural ability to unhinge my brain and create unique works. I've constucted large, fully layered wings out of hundreds of parrot feathers for my black horse, I've made a life size collage of a collection of antique carousel horses out of National Geographic magazines...I made a Spawn costume with a 100 square foot cape and won a costume contest from Mystery Science theatre 3000, I won a costume contest at a Disney party as a velociraptor in drag, These projects come to me before I sleep or when I meditate out in my orchards (my forest). So yeah maybe some need it and can handle it, but it's not a panacea. *climbing down and shutting up*

14 is one of my heroes and I'm glad her works are fueled by her genius and only occasionally a glass of red wine:)

[Sage]

p.s. My stoner parents had every privilege and opportunity that anyone would need to succeed....and they weren't stupid, my mom has an IQ of 175 and my dad has read more books than any intellectual I've ever met.
And neither one can hold down a job or handle intelligent, sober discourse.
So again for those of you who can handle it and keep balanced, that's wonderful for you and your families' sakes.

[sleepy]

I really admire kirsten for telling it like it is and not caring what anyone thinks, cuz she knows damn well she's right. Why is weed so tabu in the usa, saying you smoke weed is like saying you worship satan or something ungodly like that. It's a natural gift. Alcohol IS the devil compared to weed...

[Jenn F.]

In regards to Sage's comments, I can definitely see where you're coming from... I wouldn't recommend that any parent be drunk or stoned around their kid. That's just irresponsible. It's something you do on your own recreational time, not all the time, in my opinion. And in regards to creativity, one shouldn't need to rely on drugs to become creative... if that's the case, they're probably not terribly creative to begin with. I think the point that most have been making here is that it adds a little something to your creativity, and offers a different perspective than when straight.

Oh and incidentally, I didn't notice anything in 14's comments that say she doesn't toke on occasion...

[Sage]

Now as to the painting.
It's a perfect likeness...hopefully after the Spiderman trilogy is over we won't have to see her ugly mug so often. But you're right, she's actually better looking than the skanks vying for Miss High times. The wafting smoke is truly lovely and a good example of your talent. (Smoke and hands, always an artist's challenge).
The luna moth is a nice touch of course...
or is it Lunesta: the Vampire butterfly?

[Gazza]

Smoking pot does make you stop and think,but thats all it does,you cant be bothered to do anything about it,it's for losers?

[Jenn F.]

Actually, Gazza, that depends on your definition of "loser". You see, I consider a "loser" to be someone who makes uneducated, uninformed, sweeping generalizations. I also consider a "loser" to be someone who makes a judgement call based on their own lack of or limited experience. "Losers" are sometimes also considered to be those who are unable to punctuate their sentences properly. But that's just my opinion. :)

[Judith Dolphin]

Pot lets you embrace your soul and explore other dimensions. We should all smoke, get in a big circle, and hold hands. I could hear the movement of planets in the solar system the last time I smoked. Then I listened to a tape of alpha waves for the brain and found this to be true.

[Jenn F.]

Oh Jesus.

[Whatever]

Oh my god, I am so sick and tired of people going on and on and on AND ON about how totally awesome super cool marijuana is. It's not - it's just another stupid bullshit mediocre 'pastime' that people partake in mainly because it's 'taboo' and 'forbidden', and it, of course, riles up conservative people. Nothing is more fun than pissing off a conservative, right?

Oh, and Jenn - disapproving or disliking some stupid plant does not make one a loser, no matter how many irrelevant 'points' you manage to conjure up out of your foggy head. See, I can punctuate, spell, and form complete sentences, and I don't like marijuana. Does that make me a loser too? Keep smoking those joints if it makes you feel like one of the cool kids.

Oh, but that's just MY opinion. :) :) :) :)

[Whatever]

Oh, and assuming that a drug will make everything and everyone hunky dory is stupid. Marijuana can affect people in different ways. Do you want an already unhinged person to smoke some weed? Oh, but some stupid drug will make everyone super duper happy, it will end all war, poverty, hunger, crime, and disease, right?

I have a question to ask you people - do you think some starving kid would want a joint? Would it relax him and make him more at ease with his plight? If you were a starving kid, which would you prefer: a joint, or a plate of food?

You people put way too much importance on this drug. Thinking that it will cure even half of the world's ills is flat out naive.

[Demon Kitty]

To Judith Dolphin:

I have NO IDEA what kind of weed you are smoking, but I HAVE GOT TO HAVE SOME!!!!!!!!

To Jenn F. :

I totally dig you! Can we be friends? I am serious! We should talk more often! You should be able to get my email from above! LOL! I can't get the image of a stoned person in a Harp seal suit out of my mind! LOL!

So Much Love,
Demon Kitty

[Demon Kitty]

To Whatever:

Cancer patients like marijuana. It gets rid of the nausea and the pain. They deserve to smoke it.

If I were a starving kid, I would want a joint first and then a plate of food. Smoking weed on an empty stomach and then eating makes the act of eating more like ecstasy. Knowing I was pissing off conservatives as I was enjoying my meal would make it taste even better.

You know Whatever, you seem to be a bit unhinged, a bit anxious. Perhaps you should smoke some pot. It would do you a world of good. It might make you forget about all those liberals who pissed you off. Oh, I forgot, you motherfuckers love to be angry. You motherfuckers are fueled by rage and hate! Pot, being the downer that it is, might subdue that. No wonder you motherfuckers don't like it.

[Viper Tetsu]

Mother Mary in a bad tie-dye sundress. All this cheeba chat has got me nostalgic for a puff, something I haven't done since the first Bush took his place as Emperor of the Free(-ish) World.

Bet Kirsten's little broken-Chiclet teeth would be a hoot and three hollers through weed-tinted shades.

[metoo]

To Demon Kitty...LMAO, your motherfuking coments are so right on.
To 14: Kiki looks adorable, better than in "real life".

[Jenn F.]

Dear "Whatever",

Before attacking someone, perhaps you should pay closer attention to what it is that has been said in previous posts. I didn't say that people that don't toke are losers. I was responding to a rather shallow and judgemental post that someone else made, calling other people losers.

And incidentally, my head isn't foggy in the slightest. You see, people that are not opposed to toking are not necessarily numb-minded crack addicts who constantly live in a stoned, clouded state. As I said earlier, some people like to partake on occasion, recreationally. Similar to having some drinks once in a while. Because you might drink on occasion, does that mean you're drunk 24/7?

Do I smoke joints to feel like one of "the cool kids"? Uh... I'm happy to say that I'm a bit too old for that. It really doesn't concern me what you, or any of your so-called "cool kids" think of what I choose to do from time to time. I don't judge anyone, regardless of whether they choose to smoke, and maybe you should get off your high horse and consider doing the same.

I don't think anyone's putting "importance" on this drug. I think there's been a lot of people who have expressed that they've enjoyed it from time to time, and a lot of people who don't think it's a big deal. You should also realize that a lot of the "regulars" who post here are making a lot of tongue-in-cheek comments, which are to be taken with a grain of salt. A number of people know each other, and make a lot of comments that might be misinterpreted by hot-heads like yourself.

So kindly calm down and stop worrying about what other people think. And better yet... read the posts more thoroughly before jumping to the offensive.

[Rich]

great job of making her look stoned

[Vi]

Needing pot to relax is pitiful, sorry.

Most stoners that I've met (and I've met quite a few) weren't "more peaceful". They were incredibly angry and wound-up people that tranquilized themselves with drugs, rather than dealing with their inner problems.

Of course, YMMV, but needing weed to chill is just another addiction, not some holy divine path.

That said, I feel like I need drugs every time I see Kiki's face. How could you call her lovely and cherubic? I hope you were being sarcastic, 14. Lovely for Hell, maybe.

[SupahBiscuit]

Whatever,

You're a fucking idiot to surmise that people smoke pot just to be cool or piss off the conservatives. How old are you? Twelve?

[chazdaman]

I don't entirely agree.
Yes, some people do need to smoke a joint and chill the fuck out. No, not everyone in the world should smoke weed.
The world relies on people of curtain academic and physical areas of work to be very straight minded and strict in nature and ability.
If EVERYONE smoked weed the world simply wouldn't work.

Although I'm not one of those people, so i can smoke to high heaven :3