Hey kids, get your "Daddy Dearest" Talking Dolls before they sell out!
Alec Baldwin recently suffered the sting of humiliation after an angry voice mail tirade he left to his daughter was made public. Toy makers quickly scrambled to create a talking doll based on the "bitter dad" phenomenon and recently launched the Alec Baldwin Daddy Dearest Talking Doll. Pull Daddy Dearest's string and prepare to be shocked over the profanities escaping from his mouth. Each time you pull the string, you'll marvel at how Daddy Dearest begins to redden as he trembles with livid anger. Wait a few seconds and hear him start yelling at the top of his lungs! Daddy Dearest is sure to be at the top of every kid's wish list. Medium: graphite on paper, digital color, paint, sage.
LOVE IT
Posted by: mf | April 24, 2007 at 05:03 AM
2 words. Anger management. LOL! Great work, 14.
Posted by: Chansmom | April 24, 2007 at 06:15 AM
Beautiful, 14, beautiful! I hope that we can feel the stubble on his legs!
Posted by: midevil | April 24, 2007 at 06:31 AM
as always....right on target Keep up the good work. As always, you are fabulous!!!
Posted by: idlewild | April 24, 2007 at 06:40 AM
Hilarious as usual 14, right on the money!
Betcha Kim will get one and use it to stick pins in!
BTW~
How is Jeff P.? Would love to see more of his stuff...
Posted by: janica | April 24, 2007 at 07:41 AM
I had a good laugh when I saw this. Thanks for cheering me up and congrats on the terrific work that you present here!
Posted by: Clauz | April 24, 2007 at 08:02 AM
Hi 14, I was waiting for you to do something regarding this! Sheer genius! I am LMAO at work.
Posted by: NY Diva | April 24, 2007 at 08:04 AM
Dear 14,
What I like best about your work is that it's totally relevant but, at the same time, completely unexpected. I saw the top of Alec's head and did not expect to see his hairy ham legs, this is truly hilarious. I also love his red skin and bulbous nose; you hit the nail on the head, again.
Thanks for another good laugh with my morning coffee.
Kerri
Posted by: Kerri | April 24, 2007 at 08:08 AM
When you consider that he's the 'sane' one in that marriage,
it is inevitable that the kid will end up on the pole.
Posted by: Ra | April 24, 2007 at 08:13 AM
OK, the guy is a hotheaded jerk. On the other hand, making something like that public isn't exactly a praiseworthy act of charity.
I'll bet his daughter (probably with her mother's encouragement) did SOMETHING that elicited his (gross over)reaction. Just my opinion based on a guess.
I wouldn't want any of my worst moments made public. He's probably going to get all the humiliation he deserves plus much, much more.
Posted by: WebMasterPete | April 24, 2007 at 08:50 AM
Baldwins are notorious for their temper. Poor kid. But why cant I shake the feeling Kim is no picnic either?!
Absolutely LOVE all your work!
Posted by: denial | April 24, 2007 at 09:19 AM
It's a broken family I'd never want to meet (either Kim or Alec) Yet, like Kerri, I'm oh so impressed with the hairy legs and chest, and open gaping maw, it makes his reddening face complete.
Not to mention the robe and slippies are a hoot!
Posted by: Morrigan | April 24, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Daddy Dearest is exactly what I've been calling him since I heard his rant.
I'm sure Kim's has been through hell with him.
Posted by: WTF | April 24, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Terrifying.
Posted by: Jason | April 24, 2007 at 10:09 AM
On the other site.. I saw everyone excusing him. I know people get mad. People act like this is an isolated incident... but I think it's the only recorded one. I know how awful abuse can be, and if there is abuse... I hope she's okay. I didn't listen to the recording, but I doubt she can be as spoiled as to deserve the profanity. Thanks for bringing out my daddy issues, 14.
Less seriously, I am really amused at how small his feet look. I also like the retro styling.
Now... I know you've been waiting for it..
-(Your token Jewish commenter)
Posted by: Shalom/Kai | April 24, 2007 at 11:12 AM
Sage? Sprinkled on for chest and leg hair?
Posted by: Kathy | April 24, 2007 at 11:27 AM
I love it that he wasn't sure if his own daughter was 11 or 12. Tee hee. He should be up for father of the year.
Your illustration is, as always, spot on.
Love the new header!
Posted by: gilmore | April 24, 2007 at 12:23 PM
You my amigo are a comedic genius. That is hilarious, and brilliant.
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
Posted by: nate | April 24, 2007 at 12:55 PM
This just *rules*.
I have to remember to read your blog more often.
Posted by: Karl Elvis | April 24, 2007 at 01:10 PM
Perfect!!
Why is the loosely tied bathrobe so right for this picture?? I couldn't imagine it wearing anything else. Just perfect.
Posted by: Spaz | April 24, 2007 at 01:36 PM
I am going to side with Alec on this one.
Great work 14!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | April 24, 2007 at 02:08 PM
I'm so glade that you got Alec's big head just right. Great pic. Hilarious.
Posted by: Annissa | April 24, 2007 at 03:09 PM
Ha! I was waiting for this one, dearest 14. I have no idea what the "real story" is here, but PAS (Parental Alienation Syndrome) is a nasty business. and I have no sympathy for the bitches who do it.
PS. I like how you nailed that weird hairless lower leg thing that men get.
Posted by: Stepmonster | April 24, 2007 at 05:46 PM
stepmonster...
thank you for noticing the lack of hair on Daddy Dearest's lower legs and mentioning the "weird hairless lower leg thing that men get". I think old guys get it from wearing socks for so many years. No hair at the bottom, lots of hair at the top - very amusing.
ex oh ex oh,
14
Posted by: 14 | April 24, 2007 at 05:59 PM
"I am going to side with Alec on this one."
One rage-aholic supporting another. What a shocker!
I agree with you, Shalom. I have pity for what that family has gone through and I believe he loves his daughter. But this is not the way to go at all. Why risk profound damage on your child because you can't manage your emotions? Why? It really saddens me.
That said, you still are a fabulous satirist, 14. I pray someone sends this to him. ;D
Posted by: Marie | April 24, 2007 at 06:05 PM