Angelina Jolie recently announced she
has filed papers to adopt yet another exotic overseas orphan. Faced with the burden of carrying so many children while traveling the world for humanitarian reasons, Jolie commissioned a designer to create a stylish transport to fit her unique needs.
The Angelina Jolie Hands-Free Multiple Baby Carrier is a sleek device that carries up to four children and features diaper storage, a bottle and sippy cup holder, an insulated snack compartment, and retractable toys. Best of all,
the carrier allows Angelina to keep her hands free to pick up other orphans that might catch her eye. Available by special order only, but hurry, there's a growing wait list. Madonna has already placed her order and other celebrities are likely to follow.
Medium: ink on paper, digital color.
From dogs to people celebs will collect anything. Great as always! :)
Posted by: SugerBear | March 09, 2007 at 09:11 AM
excellent ! love your drawings !
Posted by: Vendredi13 | March 09, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Phffft. LOL. Oh how true.
Posted by: mellen | March 09, 2007 at 10:22 AM
An orphan is the new Hollywood "accessory". And you can never have too many of those....
Love your work, 14 ;)
Posted by: EVA | March 09, 2007 at 10:35 AM
haha 14, you rule! I love this one!!!!
Posted by: The Muffin | March 09, 2007 at 12:17 PM
I'm sure we have to have at least SOME "exotic looking" orphans here in America. At least 10 that would suit her liking.
Posted by: Candice | March 09, 2007 at 12:26 PM
NICE! It is like she's collecting them..like Pokemon characters. Gotta catch em all! lol
Posted by: JJ | March 09, 2007 at 02:09 PM
ok ,that's fuckin funny!
Posted by: luca | March 09, 2007 at 02:30 PM
Hi! Very interesting illustation. I really like your blog.
Regards ;0)
Robert
Madrid, Spain
Posted by: Robert Vandenbego | March 09, 2007 at 02:50 PM
Posterior view reveals snap-ring for easy on/off attachment of pull-toy husbands.
Posted by: DP | March 09, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Fourteen -- Once again you've hit the nail of satire out of the park. In the words of James Lipton, "Well done," or "Scrumtralescent!"
You have an eye for detail that borders on comedic genius, but I am sure you've heard that before.
x fp
Posted by: fanny pack | March 09, 2007 at 03:18 PM
OMG THAT IS SOOO FREAKING FUNNY!! I WILL HAVE A LITTLE LIGHT SKIN BLACK AMERICAN BABY FOR BRAGELINA IF THEY WANT A SIBLING FOR PRINCESS Z! ROTFLMAO BUT THEY ARE MY FAVORITE COUPLE EVER!
Posted by: Shonna | March 09, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Ooh, I like this one, 14! That is a very creative, functional orphan carrier!
Posted by: Ophelia | March 09, 2007 at 04:08 PM
You know, how do you go from cutting yourself and drinking Billy Bob's blood to adopting a child from every third world country on the map? What is she going to do when this phase is over, when she gets bored with it? You can't send children back to the pound when you get tired of them. I am so over her! Some people collect ceramic bunnies, frogs, or shoes. This woman collects orphans! She is a maniac! I am sick and tired of her boyfriend/husband snatching, vampire, Sally Struthers ways! Her shit is out of control! Does Brad Pitt have a brain anymore, or did it come out of his dick when he started shooting his load into Angelina? And for God's sake, she needs to chop off that stringy hair and eat a fucking hamburger! I wonder what goes through the minds of third world children at orphanages? Oh look, here is that white skeleton lady coming to save us!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | March 09, 2007 at 05:09 PM
Yeah I'd love to see Brad strapped up like that.
Posted by: Damien | March 09, 2007 at 05:16 PM
Funny and it makes ya think. Kudos as always! :)
Posted by: Morrigan | March 09, 2007 at 05:19 PM
Oh my god, this is so perfect. Amazing as always!
Posted by: gilmore | March 09, 2007 at 06:15 PM
I agree with Ophelia. She needs to calm down with all the adoption. I mean yeah its great what she is doing for all those children but like Ophelia said, what is she going to do when she's over this phase in her life? What's she going to do when the press stops caring about all the stuff she is doing? I seen the shirts "Team Jolie" and "Team Aniston".. I think he should have stuck it out with Jen. She isnt all crazed and stuff. I heard Angelina freaked out when she caught Brad reading an article on the internet about Jen's new nose job about a month or so ago. Grow up Angie!
Posted by: CrazyHouse Mom | March 09, 2007 at 06:20 PM
http://www.celebrity-babies.com/2007/03/the_angelina_jo.html#comments
Look! You were featured on the Celebrity Baby Blog!!
Great work, as usual! I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds Ang's "baby-collecting" a bit on the odd side.
Posted by: Zoey | March 09, 2007 at 07:01 PM
Ok, technically this is not correct - physically or politically - since all of the kids had already been born when she scooped them - but my first thought when I saw 14's "master"piece (though is also truly masterpiece) was LAURA CROFT, WOMB RAIDER! Another classic 14, 14. Love it! I guess as long as she takes care of them - and she does appear to, it's cool. I will admit that I too wonder why more celebs don't adopt or help out at home. And it does seem sort of like she is now picking up stray "kid"tens -oh wait, she said she wants a dozen, not ten. Much of what Angelina Jolie is and does doesn't resonate with personally, but I will give her credit for getting out among the people in the countries she visits and for not charging these people $3,500 to be in her exalted presence and for making sure the children she does adopt from far and wide get to go back to visit where they came from and are taught about their roots and cultures. This one is riveting 14 - the concept and the rendition, not the orphan magnate ... um magnet : )
Posted by: pun_inpendid | March 09, 2007 at 08:35 PM
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA this one made me laugh pretty damn hard, 14. As Fanny Pack so eloquently said, truly Scrumtralescent. One of my first thoughts was- Angelina herself will have to end up seeing this one; it's just too good.
Posted by: Kamala | March 09, 2007 at 08:37 PM
Meant to add 14 - you have really captured the likenesses/seeming personalities/expressions to a T and a tee hee - of Angie, Mad, Zahara (or Shakira as I think Jon Voight mistakenly called her when sending b'day wishes from BAFTA red carpet). It is like looking at a photograph, only better because you created them instead of a machine and you have captured their nuances so very well. And made us again think and bust a gut too.
Posted by: pun_inpendid | March 09, 2007 at 08:42 PM
That's great! If I keep having kids, I'm going to need one of those too! ;)
Posted by: Anita | March 09, 2007 at 09:35 PM
Amen, Demon Kitty. Amen. I'm sure they view Madonna the same way (white skeleton lady).
Posted by: Morrigan | March 09, 2007 at 09:51 PM
Very funny! Very good! There's room for three more (left shoulder and forearms).
I really like the Jolie-Pitt family.
Posted by: Orchid | March 09, 2007 at 10:38 PM