Valentine: Lindsay's Adventures in Wonderland
Oh the agony of the heart that craves the love it cannot have. Troubled party girl Lindsay Lohan has finally checked into rehab in order to recover from her insatiable desire for vodka. The name of the rehab facility is Wonderland. Does the treatment involve the attending of Mad Tea Parties and the chasing of white rabbits? Maybe for Lindsay, but not for anyone else in residence. Sources claim she's given special treatment because of her celebrity status and has turned Wonderland into "a joke". Whatever the case may be, we hope Lindsay receives the publicity treatment she needs for her speedy recovery. Medium: Ink on paper with apologies to Sir John Tenniel. Much thanks to Holly for the brainstorm.
This is one of my all time faves, Miz 14. Beautifully illustrated and a bit sad. Off with her head!
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | February 01, 2007 at 02:19 PM
What an injustice world with all that celeb press and public curiousity. She couldn't even go to Wonderland without sensation and a flock of "follow the celebrities in the colored press" hungry sheeps.
I'll date my dentist.She got the mag's.
=^.^=
Posted by: TorAa | February 01, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Hahahaha!!! But whhhhhoooooo gets tooooo be the catirpillar?
Posted by: A | February 01, 2007 at 04:28 PM
I LOVE the strawberry Quik in the pocket!!! Haaa haaa
Posted by: WTF | February 01, 2007 at 04:43 PM
I love Alice in Wonderland. I have the Disney DVD. I want to be the Chesire Cat. I love how you put your Strawberry Quick into her pocket. Now I have that Jefferson Airplane song in my head. Alice in Wonderland has so many wonderful associations and implications. This reminds me of when I dropped acid for my senior prom.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | February 01, 2007 at 05:08 PM
I think this is one of my favorites of yours, 14. What an appropriate post for Valentines. I love your illustrations! You truly are a creative genius!
Posted by: Ophelia | February 01, 2007 at 06:20 PM
Wow, 14 -- this is one of your best yet! I love your site.
Posted by: Lisa | February 01, 2007 at 07:35 PM
I just want to know where I can get a bottle of adequite juice? HEE HEE Love her pinafore. :)
Posted by: jerkygirl | February 01, 2007 at 09:16 PM
"off with her head!" good stuff
but i don't get the quick reference.
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Posted by: stena | February 01, 2007 at 09:44 PM
Oh, I love your Valentines!! :-)
stena-It's from Alice in Wonderland. Lindsay looks like Alice here, because she is going to a rehab centre called Wonderland.
Posted by: Chantelle | February 02, 2007 at 01:29 AM
Stena, have a look at the archives here on LinLo and you'll understand the Quik reference... 14 did a great piece a while back on it. Allegedly, L has been said to mix strawberry Quik with her cocaine for a berry nice snort.
A perfect subject for Valentine's, I think... no one has seemed to capture Lindsay's heart quite as effectively or strongly as that tantalizing devil, Vodka. Soon we'll all be wondering whether the red nose is due to the Quik or the broken blood vessels. That girl is going down faster than Joan Jett on Carmen Electra.
Posted by: Jenn F. | February 02, 2007 at 08:34 AM
Your brilliance has rendered me speechless. I can just see the Mad Tea Party with all of Little Lindsay Lost's new friends in Wonderland. By the way, who was the joker/genius who came up with that name for a rehab facility? As you detox visions of walking cards and talking rabbits dance on the walls...??
Fourteen, you are like the finest wine and your art and inspirations get better and better. I want to drink you and see what hallucinations await me. Baaa haaa!
Posted by: Fanny Pack | February 02, 2007 at 09:56 AM
Beautiful, whimsical, sad, haunting and hilarious...I can't say I've felt so many different emotions at the same time except when observing great art. 14, you truly are my favorite artist. I stop and tell total strangers about you at the Getty Museum, book store, the market, wherever the subject of art, celebrities and/or the fall of Western Civilization come up.
Posted by: Sage | February 02, 2007 at 12:14 PM
This one has me torn. I am inexplicably a huge fan of Lindsay, not really because of any of her roles, but just... Like I said, it's inexplicable. This past year has been hard for me as a L.L. fan. You protrayed her flatteringly- at least her face.
On the other hand.... I went through detox once and I think she is getting special treatment- but she is Lindsay Lohan! Can you give LL any less?
Dann, your new token Jewish commenter
Posted by: Dann | February 02, 2007 at 03:13 PM
This is gorgeous, and I can definitely see Lindsay as Alice, lost in her own weird wonderland. Very nice!
Posted by: Melanie | February 02, 2007 at 03:23 PM
wow, you are taking me back.
I have a personal affinity for Alice. I played her in a summer camp production of Alice In Wonderland. I was possesed. My sister played the Cheshire cat, and my other sister played the Rabbit. My baby sister played a flamingo, for croquet. Wonderland facility?? WHAT were they thinking naming it something we will forever associate with with tripped out genius writings of that freaky (pedophile?) Lewis Carroll. You are truly one of the violinists on the Titanic, my dear.
Thank you. Dreamy, evocative, rife with symbolism from our own youths, and it speaks to her corrupted innocence so perfectly. Twas Brillig, and the slithy toves, did gire and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths, outgrabe!! I want to read the book now. XOXOX
Posted by: andrea | February 02, 2007 at 04:12 PM
plus, I always love all your comments that you get, Demon Kitty, Sage and Fanny.etal.
So entertaining and insightful, and I love hearing it put into words how other people feel affected by your artwork.
It is like reading the book of comments at an art show, and you get such articulate, witty ones. Much more than any other blog I have seen. Thank you for that.
Posted by: andrea | February 02, 2007 at 04:17 PM
Yes, 14- this string of comments was a pretty serious one as these things go. Fitting for a slightly more serious piece I reckon. This one is great, and I think if Tenniel saw the state of things today he might not mind so much.
Posted by: Kamala | February 03, 2007 at 09:28 PM
Okay, how much am I bet that in 2 years we won't even remember Lindsey? She's brought all this b.s on herself. Screw that business of bad family back ground. Some of us had those issues also. And a good deal of us turned out all right. I'm not buying her sob stories. She's a pampered and spoiled little wench, who's on her way to hasbeen-dom.
Blech! Off with her head! Right on!
Posted by: Chansmom | February 03, 2007 at 11:25 PM
argh i did something just like this the day after i heard about Linsay in Wonderland.
Mine was better too :[
Posted by: twigg | February 04, 2007 at 06:42 AM
I love you too Jenn F!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | February 04, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Her little pinafore outfit brings me back to the days when she did those cute movies for Disney that my 10 year old daughter and her friends enjoyed...Sad to see how she's turning out. Beautiful drawing, reminds me of antique children's book illustrations.
Posted by: Katie | February 04, 2007 at 04:07 PM
Dann wrote: "she is Lindsay Lohan! Can you give LL any less?"
Yes, you can, because giving her more hurts her.
Posted by: Blurgle | February 05, 2007 at 04:38 AM
ESTA CHICA ESTA MUY BUENA PERO ESUNA NINFOMANA
Posted by: dax | February 06, 2007 at 03:44 AM
FANTASTIC!!!! You have captured the essence of "old" and "new" in this one! I have never posted on your site before but I really admire your satire! Please, please, please do the same Tenniel style with the "tea" party....I can see them all now, Nicole as the Cheshire Cat (big smile but constantly disappearing due to her anorexia), Brittany Spears as the Dormouse (falling asleep of course)....too much good stuff in that one!!!!
Posted by: janeyek | February 07, 2007 at 10:12 AM
this looks like a page torn out of the custom-made coloring book lindsay gave to her little siblings for Valentines day. "it's based on my own life so that my siblings can look up to me more."
Posted by: javelin | February 07, 2007 at 03:35 PM
Oh, I LOVE this! I love the old Tenniel illustrations. I've said this before, but I'm a huge fan of your style tribute pieces, and this one is a gem.
Posted by: Noelegy | February 08, 2007 at 10:47 AM
*Funny*Alice im Wonderland;)Wasnt Alice im Wonderland written by an author course roared?Therefore I find the comparison with Lindsey really appropriate. A small uncertainly girl in a moved world, but only that the wonderland is called Hollywood and it is full with temptations. SEX,DROGS AND ROCK´N ROll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: F. | February 08, 2007 at 12:11 PM
This is a gorgeous illustration - you capture Tenniel's style perfectly - I recognized the drawing style before I recognized Lindsay!
Posted by: Cheezwiz | February 11, 2007 at 02:18 PM
I saw that picture in a drug book in the library the other day. I like it when you interpret their physical bodies. It is interesting to visually interpret their feelings. Some of the pieces of Paris look really sad, and I'm sure that's how she feels a lot.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 05, 2007 at 03:56 PM
EWW! YOU ARE SO IDIOT! LINDSAY IS FINISHING REHAB, AND SHE'S LEAVING CALIFORNIA TO BE HEALTHIER THAN SHE IS! SO, I ADMIRE HER!
AND A STUPID SITE LIKE THIS, A SITE WITH STRANGE, STUPID, IMMATURE AND NOT-WELL-MADE PICS, I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING!
STOP BEING RIDICULOUS STUPID PEOPLE!
Posted by: LINDSAY'S BETTER I ADMIRE HER! AND THIS SITE IS DISGUSTING!!! | September 21, 2007 at 01:07 PM