Diaper Man Wants Your Love

Diaper Man might not be a well-known Hollywood celebrity, but in our eyes he's an international star. This jewel of a photo has been circulating the internet for years and we think it's time for him to make his appearance on Gallery of the Absurd. We blended Diaper Man's disturbing pinkness with elements of Engrish nonsense for this monstrosity of a Valentine's card. Medium: photo collage, ink, photoshop.

Comments

[Majik]

this is strange lol. can't wait to see the anna nicole tribute. don't hold back. we know it's all love.

[Rob Dorn]

omigod... you are hysterical.
I have been following your blog for some time but this one is my favorite so far.
The engrish thing made me pee.
Or rather,
read of engrish make water of the body.

[Bragan]

"Diaper Man"? You must mean the Freedom Pundit, a star of Keyboard Kommando Komics:
http://www.thepoorman.net/2006/11/14/keyboard-kommando-komics-presents-9/

[14]

Bragen,

Yes, of course I meant the Freedom Pundit!! I had not seen that, thanks so much for the link.

14
diaper man's girlfriend

[Chansmom]

That picture has always given me the creeps. I know it shouldn't since that fellow can't help his situation, but it still makes me shiver. And not in a good way.

I thought about the Anna Nicole tribute thingy too. I'm sure you'll handle it very well. And with fun.

[Lynnster]

Ahhhh, someday I shall tell you the story of my former brother-in-law, my dear 14. You KNOW you want to hear it.

P.S. -- May have a singing gig soon... start sharpening your Lautrec pencils...

[Jenn F.]

Diaper Man! I can't believe you've done one on Diaper Man! Oh this is good. I came across photos of him somewhere on the net years ago, and must admit he is at the top of his fucked up category. The thing is, Chansmom, this isn't a matter of a fellow who can't help his situation... this is a guy with a fetish for shitting himself in his diaper, crying like a baby, and hopefully getting spanked by his mommy-figure. He's INTO this... it's purely by choice.

The weird thing is, he must be really good at the act... because between that horrible 70's bowl cut, the bright pink face (most likely due to a recent temper tantrum and crying spell), droopy boobies and big thick coke-bottle glasses, not to mention the fucking DIAPER, it really makes me want to beat the living shit out of him. And this coming from a girl who has never had anger management issues, is very much a pacifist, and has an even temper that doesn't flare easily. He just pushes those buttons somehow, doesn't he?

The Engrish was absolutely hilarious, 14, and you just KNOW that some simpering little whiner is going to want to play the "racist" card. Waah waah, just like Diaper Man. I can laugh at it because every Asian I've ever met thinks that Engrish is hilarious and they go out of their way trying to mimic Engrish and crack everyone up. And incidentally, in Toronto, we caucasians are mammothly outnumbered by every other race and combination of races available... so we're very much the minority here.

I also love your illustrated version of his face... it just makes me want to puke. Thank you for invoking such horrible feelings in me. LOVE YOU!!!

[Kamala]

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH Diaper Man! It has been far too long since Diaper Man was in my life and to have him brought back to me this way, 14, is just pure BLISS.

[Demon Kitty]

Ew ... I agree with Chansmom ... ew. What I barf-worthy thing! So indicative of a Monday.

[laura]

he looks like that dude from Family Guy.

[jerkygirl]

...

Uh...

I...

Huh???

(reader girl is rendered speechress by scary man-boy wearing of pee receptacle diaper)

[RKS]

"kihasutohiko"? What does it mean?!

[The Muffin]

I can't believe only one person noticed the striking resemblance between him and Peter Griffin!! He looks just like him!

[miss kitty]

hello 14,

i am longtime fan finally coming to writing you! to me you are best for the so gorgeous feeling to new style photo tabloid artist!

however, i am having to one beef with diaper man art (though not using entire cow)... you see, i am able to reading japanese alphabet, so coming see you are put the nonsense type. my unworthy opinion is thinking can attain more comic if going to the real 'katakana' word. then get more "adequite" flavor.

katakana, they are japan alphabet for the foreign word, same type like what you are coming to used to using. so not learning new shape, just go to making the connection with sounds. then can make so pleasing inside joke with 14 fan-base who is coming to understand the japan character! katakana so easy to learn! you can teach to the yourself, or i can helping to you!! or maybe just using the google? then, can get soooo gorgeous feeling from new type humor!!

if enjoy polite engrish conversation, please writing to the miss kitty. she is so big fan to you!!

please having so nicely day,
miss kitty
=^..^=

[Viper Tetsu]

I always thought he was just a sumo wrestler-wannabe with the smallest, shittiest practice space in the sport's history. Thanks for setting things straight.

[ILSA]

I'm not exactly sure what the story is on Diaper F#cker...and I'm not sure I want to. All I know is that this illustration makes me want to violently ram a boot up his ass too, Jenn F. Which is to say, brilliant depiction, 14.

[Loob]

Ohmigod!!
...I love that so much! I can't stop staring at it. I try to look away but I'm mesmerised!
I'm so thoroughly creeped out by the photo, and yet your artwork is making me laugh my ass off!

You are an amazing artist. I love your website. :)

[Elijah Weisberg]

I think it's really hot. I have a diaper fetish and I do the exact same thing. I'll bet he has a lot of women after him because women love babies so that means they will love taking care of an adult manbaby. It makes me want to put on a diaper and crap myself. How do I become thenew diaper man?

[ed]

hi from a lot of normal inclouing myself have this fetish nothig wrong with it