Bald Britney!

I saw the bald Britney Spears photos this morning and for some reason, Mr. Clean came to mind. Yes, I could have named the product Ms. Dirty, but these days little Ms. Britney is more crazy than filthy. Just take a look at some of these recent headlines. Is the drunken tattooed sailor look the next hot fashion trend for hard-partying Hollywood starlets? If so, I'm all for it.

UPDATE: Many artists and tricksters have been inspired by Britney's Head Shaving Incident. Here's a song, a cookie, a tool for enlightenment, and a selection of wigs.

Comments

[WTF]

I agree more crazy by the day.

[gossipaddicted]

ahahhahaa OMG very good job...Poor her babies!
Isabella

[Wendy Wayrad]

You work fast! Nothing short of BOSS (as per usual).

[trick please]

This is the funniest ish I have ever seen. You almost made me choke on my drink.Yes it looks like Britney is batshit crazy.

Excellent work

[Lucy]

Well played. Well played, indeed.

[midevil]

Oh, I guess JT must have turned her down, eh?

[Mel]

She just ain't right. She kinda looks like the Graf Orlok character from Nosferatu. The ears. The crazy eyes. Creepy.

[Marie]

Of course the Cheetos! LOL! ;D

[brit]

i think she kinda looks like sloth from the goonies..

[Sarah]

I hope everyone here and every where else who is poking fun, and getting joy out of someone who is obviously now mentally ill, and distraught can just die a horrible death. This is not at all a good time to laughing at this woman. You people have no lives, and you are all very sad. You have no heart whatsoever.

[mm]

Somehow, in the context of Anna Nicole’s death, Britney’s antics cease to be so damn hilarious. Yes why don’t we gawk at her plight with morbid fascination, let’s relish in her misfortune, after all she deserves it right? She’s too rich, too famous, and we love to watch those people go down in flames, makes the average existence seem justified. Maybe next we’d like to see her wheeled out on a stretcher out of some random hotel room, it would all be so deliciously tragic – the two babies left with K-Fed, another parade of circus freaks collecting their checks from Entertainment Tonight. By the way, I’ve boycotted that fucking show since their drugged up Anna Nicole interviews, it was like watching a train wreck, disgusting and almost sacrilegious to see a tormented soul be exploited for all the trash addicts to gobble up with their mouths hanging open.

It’s obvious Britney is on the edge of a meltdown. It’s sad people. Not funny, sad. She’s got two young children who are most likely being raised by nannies, a failed marriage, a booze problem, and she’s far too young for the package. Let’s hope this story will end with redemption and not an autopsy, and if you all think it’s just way too cheesy and naïve to send her some good wishes, at least don’t cheer her on her way to rock bottom.

[RD]

I think it's more insensitive that someone so butthurt about a woman who has made so many recent bad decisions has to wish several people not directly related to Britney's life a "horrible death." Lighten up, it's just gossip! I'm just impressed that this was just made and posted on Galley of the Absurd so quickly. Here's to another winner, 14!

[gilmore]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! That is so god damn funny! I love it! As always, well done.

[Mel]

I may not have a heart, but at least I have pretty hair.

[to sarah]

Sarah, welcome to the blogosphere. where have you been?

[deanna]

hey sarah,
duh, this is galleryoftheheartless.net. what did you expect? sympathy? go buck a fuffalo.
bald head, tatoos and a confederate flag tinted to the back of her landrover.... i suppose we'll get to meet her pitbulls in a day or two when she ties them up to the palm trees outside of her sprawling mcmansion somewhere in beverlyhills as she loads her shotguns and hangs those in the rear windshield of her mercedes while driving with her kid in her lap and draggin on a menthol cigarette.
hey sara, just so you know one of the prerequisites of this site is that in order to blog you must have no life, but have the uncanning ability to laugh at the mentallly ill who are also incredibly distraught. now, between us, i work with the mentally ill and again between us, to laugh directly in the face of a disturbed individual would not be therapeutic. for that reason, i always advise grad students to do it in the breakroom.
anyhow, so far as the terrible death, well in this country the odds of that is somewhat miniscule, with our healthcare and stuff, but that should not deter you from still hoping for the worst. haven't you ever heard don henley's song dirty laundry? you know the part "kick em when they're up kick em when there down?"
that comment you posted sounded somewhat immature so i suppose you are somewhat young without enough years under yer training bra just yet to get the gist of this here artsy fartsy stuff. anyhow just wait till demonkitty, jenn f, or kai(the token jewish commenter) sees your comment. you'll be so sorry.

[heather]

I would call her Ms. UnClean, in reference to all the drugs she's clearly on. Her new tattoos were a pair of lips and a cross.

[Melanie]

That chick is just freaking nuts. And I agree, Mr. Clean 100% - any bald person reminds me of Mr. Clean.

[LadyK]

Sarah, there are a lot of people in this world that deserve your compassion over Britney Spears.
This is a woman who is a multimillionaire and who has the resources to get help if she wanted to. She is not terminally ill, facing the death of a family member, or any of the other horrible things that can happen in the world that I honestly would never wish upon her. She just got divorced. It’s not fun but it happens. (Look at Reese Witherspoon for an example on to deal with a divorce and young children and not look like a complete insane party girl.)
You on the other hand are wish a horrible death upon thousands of people who you have never meet because, what, they don’t share your point of view. I am sorry dear, but I think you are the one that sounds a bit mentally ill. I hope you feel better soon.
PS Great work 14 like always!!

[Est Girl]

Dear Sarah:

I'm ok with that. And thanks for sharing!

[pun_inpendid]

I don't want to start a fight and I believe everyone has a right to state their feelings and opinions ... this includes Sarah : ) I also have to say that I do think Britney is in real trouble, feel she needs serious help and I hope she gets it, and all that. A site that posts satires is however, for poking fun. Anyone who visits this page knows that people's foibles and missteps are going to be displayed and played up with humor. To wish anyone who finds something funny or entertaining on these pages a horrible death is, imho, a very negative thing. To try to make a positive point about not kicking someone when they are down and then end it with that, to me somewhat negates your intended message. I again respect your feelings and opinions, Sarah, and I will say there are some works of art and/or views that I don't always agree with completely either and it is a free country, but I also feel free to point out that all sites that cater to gossip and satire about celebs do so to cater to our prurient interest, to entertain, and some to poke fun - clearly stated at top of page. There are fan sites and message boards that tout themselves as major support sites. These celebs also put themselves in the public eye as much as pap follows them. Britney had her head shaved in public with a tv crew present that she knew about. She knew it was going to be huge attention getter and she did not decide to shave her head at home as she could have. She makes her problems very public in the way she choses to handle, and to not handle them. I hope I haven't offended you with my post. Were I someone to get offended by public postings, I might be offended by you wishing us a collective horrible death. But I came here to get away from the stress in my life and be entertained and enlightened.

[Holly]

Fan freakin tastic!

[Long Island Irish]

This art is GREAT 14 but the whole Britney saga isn't funny anymore because of the kids. If she was just hurting herself that would be fine but the fact that she has two babies takes the humor out of this situation. Britney in her own right is also a victim--where is her mother? Why is no one trying to help her? She seems mentally ill at this point and it is sad, for the children if nothing else.

However, one thing I will say and mean whole heartedly is that I hope Kevin gets the kids. At this point it seems that he's the better one for them.

Now with all that off my chest I loved this post 14. How did you create this so quickly?

[pun_inpendid]

Hey all - just saw the photos of Britney shaving her head herself at Esther's Salon. They are on ABC's news site and she is smiling in one, waving at the camera in another ... so I think it is fair to say that she at least appeared to be in control of herself and her situation when she did this and sure as heck wanted attention for it - and we all know good attention and bad attention usually follow any radical change. In any case, I do still believe she has some big problems and not suggesting this isn't a result, but definitely fair to poke fun if she is waving at the camera as she is shaving her own head and there is no gun in site. There are journalistic laws that say people who place themself in the public eye willingly are subject to more public scrutiny, press, less privacy, etc. There are degrees listed depending on whether person choses to be in public eye, such as people who seek fame and celebrity status, vs. someone who becomes a celeb by accident due to a tragedy or gets thrust into public eye unwillingly. Persons who are in politics and other public jobs with much exposure fall in the middle. Was in a Journalistic Ethics course I took. I also still maintain that everyone has right to their own opinion. If the public didn't take such a rabid interest in celebrities - good and bad - they wouldn't be celebs. Wouldn't exist and they know this going in. Part of price they pay for what they gain. I still am sorry about ANS and especially, her son and daughter. I believe they paid a huge price (the kids) and also feel a great deal for B.S.'s babies and for the fact that no one seems to have taught her much or helped her enough. I promise, no more comments from me - but even I was flabbergasted to see her smiling while she did it and waving when I too thought she must have been distraught and zonked on Nyquil (stain on her purse). Jessica

[midevil]

Parody is a way of dealing with life. Artists, by the by, express what they see in the world. The dialogue here is valid as a way of dealing with our culture (whatever that may be). It's like George Clooney said, people are going to talk shit about you--it's called freedom of speech. So you go ahead, Sarah, and tell me you wish me dead, you are free to say that--but be thankful that you have this public space to say it in. Is the girl mentally ill? Who are you, Sarah, to make that judgement? Is her camp saying she's waxed as a marketing ploy, or is it real? We're talking Tinsel Town. You have about as much insight to it as the rest of us. What does the fact that she shaved her head say about the rest of us? Maybe that's what we're trying to figure out. Or maybe, we're just having fun because it's entertainment.

[mm]

Satire and social experiments aside. I come here to be entertained also, as well as marvel at the cleverness of a certain artist who just has a knack for extracting the essence of a celebrity’s face, personality, foible, etc. There is a fine line however, at least in my opinion. Poking fun at someone who is downright stupid or suffers from extreme eccentricity caused by having too many of their material desires satisfied – that’s all cool. Those people could not care less about the sick pastimes of little mortals like us, their lives are too wealthy, too healthy, too intact. However, caricaturing someone who has obviously crossed the abyss of distress and could be in serious trouble, well that’s just fucking mean. Attention grasping or not, rich or not, I don’t care, she is human, and she is lost. I don’t care how other people handle themselves after a divorce, perhaps they are older, perhaps more intelligent. I heard somewhere that she shaved her hair because she didn’t want people “touching her” anymore, I think that speaks volumes about her current state of mind. Call me a new ager, but this world IS made up of energy forms and she certainly does not need putrid vibes from people relishing in her misfortune right now. This goes for the artist as well, as much as I normally adore the work. As Sarah said, have a heart people, it may be overrated in this cynical world of ours, but it’s still what makes it go round.

On a final note I think that the comment that “one of the prerequisites of this site is that in order to blog you must have no life, but have the uncanning ability to laugh at the mentallly ill who are also incredibly distraught” (straight quote, spelling included) is an insult to the artist and to the people who visit the site.
I also resent the allusion that only the immature with their training bras still strapped safely on can retain a shred of humanity, and that the ability to “get this artsy fartsy stuff” is exclusive to decaying cynics.

[I am Britney's Bottomless Pit]

Satire usually has a very definite target which may be a person or group of people, an idea or attitude, an institution or a social practice. In any case the target is held up to a ridicule that is often quite merciless, and sometimes very angry; ideally in the hope of shaming it into reform. This does the job quite nicely.

[bob]

Britney Spears is just another fucked up ,no talent, trashy dumb ass that you people are obsessed with. How do you know if she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Did you read about it on some gossip blog? Have you spent hours of your life and energy discussing it in various online forums? Did you see the story and photo on the front page of yahoo news today and across various news outlets such as Fox and MSNBC? I think we have a bigger problem here than worrying about some artist's depiction of yet another hollywood waste case. Let's all walk away from our computers for a few hours and go out into the real world. Might do us all some good.

[14]

Yes, I admit this one may be a bit scathing, but I promise when the time is right, I'll paint a glowing portrait of Britney to make up for it. That is, if I don't suffer the fate of Sarah's hex.

Thanks for all your intelligent insight and thought provoking comments. All opinions are welcome here. Didn't mean to offend with this post - sorry!

xoxo
14

[mm]

And how did you stumble upon this site “bob”?? By googling “real world” no doubt….ahhh…glass houses are a fragile thing…

[luvbugs]

is it really such a big freaking deal she shaved her head. i think it is the best thing brinney started doing since she became a blond fake tittied phoney, which no one made a huge media fiasco out of. but she rebels against that ideal and has to deal with being a sex symbol since the age of seventeen..
who cares her hair will grow back but the time people waste judging her is lost forever...

[Wes]

Dumb and now ugly. Way to go Brit.

[Kristi]

Sarah,

I don't think anyone ever sits around and CHEERS for the demise of other people, including celebs. You're looking at the point of satire all wrong. It is more ironic, not funny, that she had everything going for her at one point and screws it all up by feeling sorry for herself. No one agrees that other humans should be put on display like a circus freak, or some ET! material. Point is, Spears does it to herself. Will I pray for her? Likely not. Just being honest there. And 14 is only portraying the way she's portrayed by the media. I don't think 14 has a bias toward any celeb. It's not as if anyone knows them personally on this site. So, get a grip. Sorry if our "average" lives disturb you. But it's not as if we're going out getting drunk every night with two little ones waiting at home.

[rerun]

yikes - she is on the edge. I haven't seen the shaving episode footage but.... I cannot take anymore delight, no matter how harmless, at this womans downslide. I am going to stop being a rubbernecker at the Britney carwreck from here on out. I hope she pulls it together. Where the f*ck is her Mom? Oh, thats right - Jamie Lynn still has a star on the rise.....

[jerkygirl]

The artwork is funny, as always, as it is intended to be--that's what this site is about, satire and comedy. If Britney, or anyone else who DELIBERATELY PUTS THEMSELVES in the public eye, doesn't want to get skewered in the media for acting like a nutjob, then they can either take their act indoors, or get their sh** together. I mean, if nothing else, 14 is holding up a mirror in front of this girl and saying HEY, DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOURSELF??? The girl needs a major reality check, and I hope she DOES see this picture. If Britney wants to get help, clean up her act, whatever, I sincerely hope she does--but the thing is, she's a grown woman with lots of resources available to help her and lots of people who would be willing to do so, IF SHE CHOOSES TO GET HELP (sorry about the caps but I don't know how to do italics on here). At this point, it sure seems like she is crying for help but somehow I have a hard time believing that she is completely out of her mind yet, bald head and incoherent rambling notwithstanding. Lots of people act crazy when they are CONSTANTLY HIGH OR DRUNK, which could be her biggest problem. If she really had totally lost it, someone should have been able to make her get some kind of treatment--the police can take her in, if no one else will. I just don't know why her mother doesn't do something with her, or something, before K-Fed ends up with the kids and she ends up dead or in the hat factory. I certainly don't wish that on her, not at all, but it seems to be where she's headed if she doesn't get a grip. I do feel bad for the girl but the fact is, she's the only one who can decide to do something about herself, and I sincerely hope she does. Maybe if she sees enough pics of herself acting like this, she'll get the picture.

Sorry about War and Peace the sequel here but this is kind of affecting me some. Great job as always, 14. :)

[Salmonella]

First off, your post is NOT offensive, 14, in fact is fucking brilliant, so you shouldn't apologize for your art. I believe that Britney's antics of late reflect some underlying issues, but I'm not a professional, so I'm not gonna comment on that. Since so many of you have been shredding Sarah I will not add to that. Totally agree with LadyK, there are more ppl in this world that deserve our compassion more than a self-centered, egotistic multimillionaire. And since it is Chinese New Year, I will just ignore the horrible death comment and wish everybody good fortne and the ability to conintue to enjoy free speech on the internet.

[Becky]

Britney's a waste and an embarrassment to Louisiana. Like we really need another embarrassment.

Maybe Katrina was our punishment for unleashing her on the world...

And can someone tell me why everyone's taking this so personally? This girl is not mentally ill, she's burnt out. Self-inflicted.

[Diana]

eep. I think I may have nightmares now!

[SugerBear]

Spears and Loohan both go crazy must be the evil Disney Co. connection. Their mind control must be slipping on them.

[Jenn F.]

mm,

Take no offense. You have to know Deanna a bit better and read her post in the right way... you missed the tongue firmly inserted in cheek.

It is very sad when you step back and see what appears to be an unhappy and confused person on a blind rampage of destruction. It's also fascinating and irritating at the same time to see the "I-need-you-I-hate-you-don't-leave-me" relationship between Britney and the media. And who can speculate as to what exactly is going on inside that shiny li'l skinhead? Is she cracking? Could be. Is it a headline and photo opp? Perhaps. It made me snicker almost as much as Dee's "McMansion" crack. Wait. I mean, COMMENT. I'm not saying that Dee's crack is a McMansion. No I mean her comment ABOUT the Mc... uh. Right. Britney.

14, that one's pretty damn funny. Mr. Clean. heehee. Especially with the Cheetos tattoo. Ah, poor little messed up thing.

[Kai]

Hey all, hang on tight- your token Jewish commenter is here. Man, I miss the good old days of commenting, involving vienna sausages and kosher dogs and the president (or is this all in my head?). Anyhow, Sarah, my name was invoked to take you down. So I shall. Do you know what humor is? Humor is unexpected, and often reveals a truth (watch the Daily Show or read Dilbert cartoons for reference). We take something true and blow it to absurd proportions. Now, there are unfunny (?) jokes. Like, you know, offensive jokes about me being Jewish. They're told out of ignorance or ill intent. This is what creates the difference between the offensive jokes and the jokes we tell about ourselves. Now, let's examine 14's intent. Is she ignorant? Not any more than any of us. Does she have ill-intent? No, I've spoken with her, I know this is not true. BS (oops, Britney Spears) is a mother, she is mentally ill, you say. Well, if she is acting in a selfish manner, hopefully things like this will be a reminder to behave properly. If she is mentally ill, that is unfortunate, but she should admit it, remove herself from public eye, and get help for it. No matter the situation, laughter is always important. I have a mental illness, and I am able to laugh about it. If I don't laugh, I can't accept it. And if I can't accept it, then I can't cope. That was perhaps a long answer, but, I take humor seriously.

Fair dinkum,
Kai
(Would anyone notice if I changed my tagline?)

[Kai]

As an addition, I was at the store the other day, buying a big box of ennui, a cactus, eau d'Insanity, and tupperware for fish transport (I am serious about two of the four), and I noticed the magazines. One said that Justin always loved Britney and they were getting together. One said K-fed and Justin were mocking her. And one said that things were getting hotter between Justin and Scarlett Jo- I can't spell it. But anyway. They all had the same date. Yet highly conflicting reports! So who can judge? Certainly not the one who wished me to die a painful death (haven't yet, sorry, though I've come close.)? And do you really want to threaten me, Sarah, the man with eau d'Insanity, a cactus, fish tupperware, and a kippah which doubles as a weapon a la Oddjob (James Bond)? I didn't think so.

[rerun]

If she is mentally ill, that is unfortunate, but she should admit it, remove herself from public eye, and get help for it
Fair dinkum,
Kai

HAAAAA - yes, a mentally ill person should really know better and act responsibly =) I likee you Kai

[deanna]

Dear mm,
I don’t particularly care you think alluding to the fact that kids in training bras often say silly and immature things due to their age, causes you to feel resentful, unless grown women are still in training bras in which case I suppose I should take back that assertion. However I will postpone my retraction of that statement since training bras correlate with age and age should correlate with behavior, particularly those expected adolescent behaviors. Do you know who Bill Frist is? Well he's a very reputable doctor and former senator of Tennessee who made a complete and total a** of himself when he publicly announced his medical opinion about terry shiavo’s condition based solely on a videotape given to him by the patient's family. This whole saga took place back in 2005, but ruined his bid for becoming the gop presidential candidate in 2008. Imagine a specialized HEART SURGEON, with years of training and experience IN HEART SURGERY, never examining, touching, or reviewing catscans, mri, pet scans, or most importantly assessing terry shiavo, but making a determination as to the level or her NNEUROLOGICAL function? Trying to fathom how a trained HEART SURGEON could make this medical judgment as to the extent of BRAIN damage this particular woman suffered based solely on selective videotape footage biased in every possible way by the patient’s family is beyond mind numbing especially when an autopsy revealed what 7 NEUROLOGISTS (people that specialize in brain stuff) all of whom had actually examined this woman already knew; she was in a persistent vegetative state. Do you know what The Rorschach inkblot test is? I’m sure you must because you have this insight into so much. But for those who do not, they are cards with these inkblot pictures we show to clients and say “so tell me what you see”. Oddly enough, this is so strange, different people see different things, you know being individuals and all. My point being, she may look like she's having a rough go round, but dear the truth is, you don’t have the first clue as to what she is or is not feeling, or experiencing, much like the good doctor who was forced to admit he probably didn’t have all the facts when he realized he’d been given a six for a nine by people who told him what they wanted him to hear which undoubtedly influenced what he thought he was seeing on a vhs video tape. What you see and take away from a picture of Brittany Spears partying and puking all over this and that doesn’t mean she’s out of control, so far as I know she can’t hold her liquor, or ate too little or too much before getting in her limo and ridding along a very bumpy street. I just don’t know if Brittany Spears is in distress. How do you know she’s not paid to show up at these places? How do you know her contract doesn’t stipulate she make X number of appearances out in public before the release of an album? How do you know what she does or does not do at home? Apparently during the weekend she escapes to the wild world of partying. And how do you know who has her children and whether or not they are being raised by nannies? I heard her mom told her to go out and party and try to forget about the divorce because she’s young and all. I also heard her head was a mess from the constant hair coloring and extensions she’s added and removed so many times that she decided to shave her head because her hair was paper thin. It’s just so funny that you HEARD from somewhere she shaved her head because she didn’t want people touching her? These sound a lot like rumors to me. I suppose if what you’ve heard and what I’ve heard is in fact the case, well then she’s fine, right? This was all one big misunderstanding. Thank goodness because honestly I don’t like people touching me and so I keep my hair in a pony tail. What does a pony tail mean? Is it really clear to you she’s distressed and lost, or is she lost because she’s distressed or distressed because she’s lost? I find it strange that you believe these powerful celebrities do not care about us. I believe that they do.For crying out loud demon kitty where the hell are you? I really wish you would post something with a string of explicatives and get indignant. MM took all my sarcasm the wrong way and made fun of my typing and stuff. Then she quoted something sarcastic I said. By the way mm, the last time I heard someone say “I wish you would get hit by a truck and die” was in a session with a 14 y.o. and her mom. I can’t say I normally hear that kind of silly talk outside of that age range on a regular basis so recognize my position and my distaste for that sort of immature silly language. If you’ve ever read any of my posts you would realize I generally rely on sarcasm as a way to reach out or cry out to others. Again I was being sarcastic.

[cherise]

that was *fast*!! i just got wind of bald britney a few minutes ago!

[Sage]

Dearest 14,
Your written commentary is always as amusing and well-rendered as your artwork...creating a unique experience for your audience. I haven't been to too many art exhibits with the artist's commentary attached to each work. I suppose the works should speak for themselves, but the nature of your art is only enhanced and enriched by your simple, cute, articulate, brilliant wording.
Thank you again for putting our culture's sick celebrity obsession in it's place.
These people really are a joke and should not be taken so seriously. They're entertainers... Singing, acting and dancing, that's it. They are not the ones who move our society forward and make life truly interesting. Real artists, history buffs, blue-collar workin' folk, good cooks, ultra-marathon runners, Jeff Polage, tropical fruit-farmers (dragon's eyes or cherimoyas for Chinese new year anyone?)token Jewish commenters, cranky kitties and deanna types are really who we should pay more respect and attention to. Thanks for giving us a forum to do just that.

[midevil]

Regrettfully, things got very painful for me last night--alas, I did not die.

I have to tell you all a story (and no, I'm not American, isn't that sad?). I shaved my head once (long story, but it started because I was showing grief for a native mentor who had died--initially cut my dreads and didn't like it, so shave it all off!). Anyway, wow, I wasn't famous--nay, not even on my city block. But you would not believe the comments (mostly hateful) I got from strangers on the street about my bald head. I didn't take it personal. It seemed to show more about them that it did me. Shaving your head is very profound, even for those that aren't involved. Anyway, I thought perhaps people were getting bored of arguing about arguing over Titney Lears' head and would like to talk about the base act of shaving heads instead. It takes a lot of guts for a woman to shave it all off--and whether you had a nervous breakdown to get to that point or you are just fed up with the system (or maybe it's both), it's clearly a watershed, not the end. It is what happens after the shave that you must watch for (if you are a celebrity gawker).

[The Muffin]

I must admit, I feel sorry for Brit. Why? Is it because she has two very young children? Is it because of her recent divorce? I just don't know. I guess maybe it was because I was really hoping for her to come back as hot as she used to be. It's a shame, she has all the resources in the world to go back to that, she just chooses not to.
Had Paris Hilton done this first, I would feel absolutely no guilt in enjoying this.

Regardless, this is still funny as hell 14!!

[azuka]

Hi!

She's crying for attention... by the way, she looks like a man, horrible ewwww...

Saluditos!

[Mommy Dearest]

I felt bad for Anna-I don't feel bad for Brit. She has walked around like a spoiled brat for 10 years, she notoriously treats people like shit. Honestly if she just went away people would leave her alone. She's the one showing up in hollywood flashing her cooch and shaving her head IN PUBLIC-I have trouble feeling anny sympathy for her AT ALL!!!! Atleast ANS was nice, rags to riches, business woman, and damn funny-Britney is just a bitch that deserves what ever she gets. Keep melting down Brit-maybe you'll eventually disappear-YAY!!