A Valentine Greeting From George Bush

The White House is sending out Valentines this year and we've got the exclusive preview. As you can see here, President George Bush sends a rambling message of love to the American people in an attempt to boost his approval ratings. We're touched by the thoughtfulness of the Valentine greeting, but we're not too sure it'll help undo the damage caused by Bush's many "incidents". Medium: acrylic on paper woven with borrowed Bush quotes.

Muchas gracias to Barcelona's el Periodico for the nice article about Galeria de lo Absurdo.

Comments

[seema]

HAHAHA THIS IS FREAKING AWESOMEEEEE

[nursegirlamy]

OMG this is freakin hilarious!! I am sending the link to all my friends!

[cipha]

marvelous, simply marvelous. I'll send this actually as an ecard to everyone on valentine's day. thank you, 14, you rock, keep goin'!

pace.

[midevil]

Fantastic! I'd love to see what a Valentine from his ice queen would look like...

[Christie]

I love how Bush kind of looks like a monkey, my apoligies to monkeys around the world for making this comparison. Great Job 14!

[Dann]

The huge nostrils! The tiny hat! With a string! Wonky eyes! Unable to form complete sentences! Ah, thank you, 14.

[Mary]

Your work is usually genius. This is just stupid. Drink the Kool-Aid.

[Krystal]

Awww, my Bushy is so cute. I want to squeeze him. =)

[Chansmom]

All he needs is an organ grinder and a cup. He'll need it when he gets his ass booted from the White House.

[American in Canada]

He is SUCH a horrible man. Good job, 14.

[giam]

You are the only one who has ever really captured his likeness. I know because I've tried plenty and failed. "Chapeau!"

[Demon Kitty]

His nose has always gotten under my skin (amongst everything he as ever fucking done since he cheated his way into office). He looks like someone smacked his nose really hard with a spatula, forcing the nostrils to spread out, without fucking up the bridge or whatever the hell it is called.

To Deanna and Jenn F. I love you too! This is the last time I can ever say it though because if I continue to profess my love when necessary and expected, this blog will get really fucking cheesy.

I still can't believe I know gay people who voted for Bush. GAY PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR BUSH. They either have their heads deeply inserted up their asses or they are masochistic in ways I can't even imagine.

So Much Love,
Demon Kitty

[javelin]

Haphazard and startled, as if he was just awoken from a wiskey-slumber by an electric cattle prod. That's our president, alright.

[snowballa]

Mary,

I'm guessing from your comment that you're a Bush supporter. If so, perhaps you need to STOP drinking the Kool-Aid. Perhaps it will help you find those "weapons of mass destruction" you and all the other foolish Bush followers are still looking for.

[Mr.Man]

On point as always! "WHOMP DAT SUCKAH!!!"

[Zyah]

I love you! You make so happy with your beautiful art and both funny and sadly revelent!

[the mac]

killer

[Cypress]

Stooopid is more like you.

[Damien]

hey 43 i love you to0 buddy, ya monkoid faced
moron. I think a seat on the shuttle just became vacant, lets put another monkey on the moon!!!

[duggle]

14 your hot. You seem cool and sexy with cartoon wit.

[Melanie]

Very cool, I love his glazed cokehead cross-eyed look. The resourceful enemies quote has always been my favorite.

[mike]

If he were really trying to get in your pants, he'd drop "9-11" in there.

[deanna]

Dear 14,

That message was priceless 14, and I hope you didn't come up with that on your own. To be honest I believe that message is perhaps comparable in content and idiocracy to the speech he gave in california a few years back when wild fires destroyed thousands of acres. He said something like, the reason we have so many forest fires is because there are too many trees. If we cut down the trees then we won't have all these forest fires. Why didn't someone else think of that sooner?
Of course the speech at the UN he gave whereby he said the reason so many children in Africa are hungry is because their parents don't feed them was also priceless. If their mommas would feed them, the president said, then they wouldn't be hungry. Well shit why not just shoot them instead of feeding them? That would solve lots of problems. We could shoot people with diabetes, parkinsons, cancer, leukemia, cystic fibrosis etc...Hell that would save time trying to find cures. And here we all thought Bush was not a smart man.
I thought that very small hat was probably just large enough to cover the little bit of tissue within his large skull we refer to as a brain. Perhaps you could see that brain if one would glare long enough up one of his oversized nostrils.

Demon Kitty!! Just so you know, it is very disingenuous to profess your love only when we sling compliments your way. I was going to tell you I believe I am really an openly gay man trapped helplessly in a woman's body(which would explain my preference for the "phallus), but now I won't because you persist on getting all cheesey on this blog and only saying nice things to me and jenn f when we say nice things to you. so shove off.... as opposed to shove it, which you said would not be politically correct or something. i can't believe you would be so insensitive especially with the contrived, overly hyped up, money sucking, valentine holiday just right around the corner. Maybe I'll send you a box of those donald trump candies :0) i meant >:0(

Nice job 14

[melk]

I LOVE IT!! Bush certainly had one too many cervezas!

[Viper Tetsu]

DKitty, you hit the nail on the head (or the moron upside the schnoz with a shovel) re: George's nose! HAWHAW!!

I'm a little surprised that some Bill O'Reilly plant hasn't started mewling on about how sprinkling politics into your world of celeb satire is so terrible, blah, blah, blah (though I guess 'Mary' falls into that deluded camp). Glad you've gone on with posting this lampoon despite the possibility of ruffling some feathers. You've downplayed Dubya's smug fratboy malevolence while accentuating that Bush-league dopiness, and it's funny as hell.

There are a lot of dumb politicians in the world. And a lot of evil politicians. But George W Bush is that most horrific of alchemistic combinations--dumb AND evil. No wonder the rest of the world fucking hates America with this dumb, evil bastard as our poster boy.

There, I feel better now.