Lindsay Lohan's Brand Defamation

Strawberry Quik, an artificially flavored powdered drink mix favored by sugar-infused children, has been transformed into a cocaine condiment allegedly favored by certain booze-infused starlets. Strawberry Quik imparts a fashionable shade of baby pink and balances the bitter aftertaste with a cloying sugary sweetness. When Page Six ran a blind item asking "which hard-partying Hollwood starlet...cuts her coke with strawberry Quik", bloggers were quick to speculate Lindsay Lohan as the culprit. I wonder how the Nestle Company feels about Lindsay's unlikely association with one of their respected brands? Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.

Continuing her swath of destruction, Lindsay picks Al Gore as her next brand defamation target. According to Page Six, Lindsay sent a bizarre email out to her friends and lawyers, writing "Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he'd be happy to have a conversation with me." Al Gore's publicists worked quickly to distance him from the poison of the Lohan. Medium: photo collage.

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Comments

[H.M]

Dear 14,

I have a tremendous respect to your work and admire the innovative cunning way you express it. Your vivid, poignant art so amusingly represent the saying: a picture's worth a thousands words (and even more). It does, however, sadden me to say that I sense a tendency on your behalf to tarnish mainly the females on this business. (And that is, my sister, quite unfair.) While I agree that some of these women have shown us their disgusting social side, there are also plenty of disgraces and hideousness that you can find (and portrait) on the testosterone enhanced side.

The trash, the sleaze and the desperate cry for attention (as you so eloquently put it) could just as easily be represented by Kid Rock, Steve -jackass-indeed –O and K-fed.

Having exposed your private parts to the paparazzi is no more laughable than revealing your stupidity (Tom cruise and the anti depressants) to the world.

Being called a trout pout lips isn’t as shameful as being known as an adulterer (Ryan Philippi, David Beckaham, Brad Pitt, Judd law and more…)

Being ill with anorexia, an unfortunate condition that can only damage oneself, isn’t coming close to being a chronic drunk driver who can damage other people's lives as well. (Rip Torn)

Being a party girl/ is million times better than being a racist (KKKramer, Mel Gibson),

"Accusing" a women for being a slut/ a tart (or any other derogatory word they use to abuse women) is unparallel to being a criminal (snoop dogg), or a murderer (Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson).

14 - Don't be misogynistic. Cover the entertainment business with fairness.

[azuka]

Hahahahaahaha! This is great! (I mean , your work 14) Poor Lilo, she is lost!

Saluditos! =D

[Maria]

Brilliant. Such a shame. Saw Mean Girls last nite, who knew? Bravo. What can I say? Your work is excellent.

[E]

How appropriate -- the Nesquick rabbit mascot's name is "Quicky." Funny how that also seems Lohan-suitable.

[DJ McManus]

"Al Gore will help me." - everybody says that shit.

[dmumsie]

Read JunkScience.com poor girl and forget about that La-la Guy helping anyone while he is promoting a bunch of lies himself. Cows and animals pollute, not cars and people.. Hee hee. You are living the sad, wasted immoral life liberals want of all the children raised by a village.. Send money to what ever he says.. and don't bother him with real life and problems, which might take a higher power moral tone and need religious aid. Mr. Al wife is into stopping piracy/and/or dirty films, violent games and any kind of music.. which ever pays her best.

[Dave Hater]

H.M, who lives in an alternate universe run by a King Dave, is angry about naughty boys "Ryan Philippi, David Beckaham..., Judd law and more…"
Well, yeah, she should be. Those guys are total bastards. Ryan Phillippe, David Beckham, and Jude Law, on the other hand, are merely tiresome pretty boys who will hopefully go away soon...to make room for more tiresome pretty boys, to be sure.

[Conspiracy Clair]

I think Al stole her panties. It explains a lot.

[Mat]

H.M.... you obviously didn't bother to read the backlogs... 14 is hardly misogynistic and has no problem lambasting Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, and a swath of other male celebrities.

And dmumsie, it's statements like "wasted immoral life liberals" that make moderates like myself dislike conservatives. If y'all could just keep the crazy turned down to a 5 and try respecting the views of others even if you disagree with them, then maybe the Republicans wouldn't have lost the house and senate.

[Ama]

Oh man. Everything about this is perfect- the "Nosetle" brand name, the 3.5 grams ... everything! You're a genius, srsly.

[Lynnster]

I love your site. I envy your talent, I wish I was a better illustrator. You're really prolific at it & I'm immensely jealous.

One little thing though... that Al Gore clip from Leno? Is really, really old. Possibly even a year or so. It wasn't in response to Lindsay's e-mail, he was just being silly & making a joke because so many people had called him "stiff."

[14]

Hi Lynnster,

The Al Gore clip is old? It must be removed then!!
Thanks!

14
killed her television

[ricko]

Lindsay, I'm sure that you have a goodness inside you that just gets a bit 'side-tracked' on occasion, I'm willing to put all my dreams aside and help you out for a while; drop me a line (no pun intended), I've found that the media (except for lovely 14,) has been a tad over-abusive to you. A word to the wise....don't trust Gore, after all, he married someone named "Tipper"!! Call me...........

[Demon Kitty]

What the fuck? There I was, admiring the strawberry on Lohan's head and her rabbit ears and what not and then- then- I read H.M. accusing 14 of being a misogynist! Shove it H.M.! Fourteen has made fun of so many men on this site. Just what are Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney, and Nicole Richie doing for women's lib these days? NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!! The only problem I ever had with the feminist movement was that it needed a sense of humor. Dmumsie - take your Nazi views and shove them up your ass - Britney Spears voted for Bush and has recently shown the world her cunt- how MORAL of her!!!!

You draw Lindsay so well 14. I daresay, I am starting to anticipate that one day I will wake up to find out that she died of an overdose.

[H.M]

14,

Calling you a Misogynistic was harsh and uncalled for. I apologize. (Nevertheless, I still stand on my original wish which was to see some diversity with the portrayed subjects.)

Thanks.

[i am not worthy]

i wuv it. all i can think of is how quikly lil lilo morphed into rick james: strawberry quik is one hell of a drug!

[Jenn F.]

H.M., as others have pointed out, do some research before you start flinging accusations. Just because you see a few pieces as of late that show females doesn't mean that the artist only picks on women... check out the list of past work.

Secondly, even if 14 felt like only having fun with pictures of one particular type of person or character, who the fuck are you to tell her that she shouldn't? She's perfectly entitled to produce whatever kind of art based on whatever kind of subject she feels like. She owes you, and the rest of the world, absolutely nothing.

I had the same experience as Demon Kitty... I was so much enjoying the strawberry on Linlo's head, and the perky-coked-out expression, and the rabbit teeth... and the straw up the nose... and then - THEN - the first comment we're faced with is a snotty critic who's searching for something to pick apart.

14, this is a particularly fantastic piece of work. Love it.

[Bad_Kitty_Cat]

H.M a woman cannot possibly be mysogsinistic, the artist is merely pointing out "interesting" facts.

And yes being a racist is much worse than being a party person. But then again, being a party person is far far worse than spending your time helping other people.

Oh the inner beauty of flushing away your money (or your parents money) on drugs and booze.

Just because YOU find it socialy acceptable doesn's mean the whole world does. I live in a posh little european city full of A-listers(as opposed to the B or C listers that you admire).. and this might come as a surprise to you but nobody shows his privates so that the paparazzos can get some nice full tit and minge shot... You know why? Because is not friggin' normal! Nobody in their right mind goes komando and... 1) hikes up her mini skirt on a red carpet (Paris H.), 2) puts on a short dress to get out of a small boat in front of the press (Lohan), 3) does a full slit for the paparazzi (Britney)... Try it yourself at one family reunion and tell me how it goes. As for anorexia, many women use this people as thinspiration... As long as they don't admit their illness and keep making people believe it's normal... young woment WILL continue to DIE... You're either too dumb or too self-absorbed to aknowledge this. Bugger off! It's nice to see some intelligence and wit on the net!

[Cyclops Kitten Natividad]

"H.M a woman cannot possibly be mysogsinistic, the artist is merely pointing out "interesting" facts."

Ah, Bad_Kitty_Cat, there are indeed women out there who hate
other women. Most of them go into politics, but there is one in particular I'm thinking of...she is as scrawny, overly tanned, and blonde as any starlet, and yes, there are many pictures of her ladybits on the internet. She's a shrieking harridan who changes her religion at the drop of a hat, preaches against extra-marital relations (although she's been known to do it herself) and will always, always, always take the side of a man against a woman. You may have heard of her. She calls herself "Dr. Laura".

[Kai]

Oy, what has been going on of late? Racist accusations, misogynistic accusations, unecessary political statements, and accusing lovely 14 of being jealous and shallow! I'm sorry I have to say this. I think you must be jealous of Tom Cruise. There is no other reason for your mocking him. I also have a short memory span, and a hair trigger temper, and I am OUTRAGED to see women featured recently, especially such lovely women as these? Blah blah blah -political comment- blah. 14- you made her a redhead? A white girl? How racist! Okay, are we done now?

Shalom,
Kai
(Your token Jewish commenter)

P.S. With those rabbit teeth and her expression I thought she was Madonna at first!

[midevil]

14 just paints what she sees, man.

[Texas]

Mmmm! Me love some Quik Strawberry!

[Hee]

Al looks damn happy to see Lindsay.

I'm just sayin'.

[Mother Fluffer]

Here's the deal:
Yes there are worse things than partying and showing your twat, but these things are not FUNNY. Racism is not funny. Murder is not funny. Being worth millions while having the IQ of wallpaper, THAT's funny!

Unfortunately it IS females making asses of themselves more than men. We've gone through decades of Women's lib to arrive at "Girls Gone Wild"? Ladies, this is entirely your fault, you can't blame men. And this willingness of young women these days to degrade their own sex is something that should be punished. 14 gives a good spanking!
Rock On!

[dot]

Perfection!!! Also Hohan has 2 jacked up front teeth.. so thats what she resembed to me, a rabbit/fox.
*clears throat*
Annnnnd iiiiiiiIIIIIii willll alwayyyyss loveee youuuuuuUUUUUUUu 14