Jingle Booze, Jingle Booze
Rip Torn's mug shot inspires a wonderfully disturbing drunken Santa. Arrested after his sleigh collided with a tractor-trailer, jolly old Saint Nick was slapped with a DUI. Gallery of the Absurd would like to wish you Happy Holidays * Merry Christmas * Happy Hannuka * Glorious Kwanzaa * Fortuitious Festivus* Medium: Graphite and acrylic on paper torn out of my sketch book, digital text and hoo ha.
This one actually makes me feel quite sad for the guy.
Nice likeness, though.
Posted by: Abs | December 20, 2006 at 01:12 AM
See, kids, this is what happens when you spend the last 25 years coking and boozing it up! Hot, ain't he?
Posted by: midevil | December 20, 2006 at 03:52 AM
another funny creation...keep them coming!
Posted by: Bo$$ | December 20, 2006 at 05:46 AM
Is it just me or does this guy totally seem like he could be a long-lost cousin of George W. Bush? Something in that expression, like, "heh heh...I dunno! I just like to have a jolly good time, right boys? heh heh!"
Nice work, 14. He really comes to life.
Posted by: Javelin | December 20, 2006 at 01:30 PM
Ha ha ha rotfl!!! This is even better than Vicodin elf!!! I'm just picturing this guy walking down the street with a bottle of Thunderbird in a paper bag muttering to himself and cursing at little kids who try to talk to him. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Posted by: jerkygirl | December 20, 2006 at 03:00 PM
OMG! Is this guy Paris Hilton's REAL father? I only ask because he is rocking the same lopsided wonky eye.
Love him from the MIB movies but don't know much else about him except that (obviously) he likes to party.
You're amazing 14!!!
p.s. Have you ever considered using your considerable talents to take some much needed stabs at some of our leaders??? I only ask because I am now waiting for the day you appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart or The Colbert Report. Something tells me YOU would be a hit (not that you aren't already) but some of these political fools could use Ms. 14's "star treatment"!!!
I'll shut up now.
Your humble admirer,
Crees_dahl.
Posted by: Crees_dahl | December 21, 2006 at 03:15 PM
I like the way you call him "torn and ripped" 14! He does have an outrageous name, "Rip Torn" for fuck's sake! Was he drunk when he decided on his stage name? He looks like so many guys who are living under the freeway here in Pukeston! Mensch! I like the way you imagined his sleigh colliding with a tractor trailer! Ha ha ha ha! Merry Xmas! Drunk old people don't bother me because when I retire, I fully intend to spend every waking moment fucked up until I croak!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | December 21, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Beautiful!!! As always of course. Happy Holidays 14!
Posted by: | December 21, 2006 at 05:10 PM
That remind me of Dan Aykorod *sp* character in Trading Places.
Merry Christmas to you, 14! Have a drink on me! oxox
Posted by: Texas | December 21, 2006 at 08:31 PM
Yuletide Felicitations for the pagans :-)
Posted by: ::wendy:: | December 21, 2006 at 09:48 PM
Merry Xmas....i wish you great holidays....kiss from Italy
Isabella
Posted by: gossipaddicted | December 24, 2006 at 06:26 AM
Don't know if it was your intention, 14, but that pic actually made me feel sorry for the guy.
Do check him out in "40 Shades of Blue" though - he was great.
Posted by: mike | December 26, 2006 at 03:55 PM
Patches O'Houlihan! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a car driven by a speeding drunken maniac!
Posted by: ILSA | December 26, 2006 at 06:25 PM
Happy Festivus 14!!!
Posted by: Fluffy | December 27, 2006 at 11:58 AM
You are a genius, 14. Thank you for making my unproductive work day more tolerable. <3
Posted by: Lia | December 27, 2006 at 05:00 PM
i just wanted to tell you that your site is a jewel! you capture the recent celebrity gossip perfectly, just great!
Posted by: Katarina | December 28, 2006 at 11:26 AM
With a name like that you'll never go through life without a mushot. A late merry xmas and happy new years 14.
Posted by: Damien | December 28, 2006 at 12:37 PM
I love Rip Torn as an actor
He rocked the Larry Sanders Show
what an incredible likeness, 14!
Posted by: Tamara | January 02, 2007 at 11:49 AM
God bless your lives guys...
Posted by: Juno888 | May 17, 2007 at 10:28 PM
It's kindah odd..Drunk Santa?? hahah
Posted by: Juno888 | May 17, 2007 at 10:33 PM