Britney, Lindsay and Paris: The Three Disgraces

La Primavera is one of Sandro Botticelli's best known paintings. The angelic figures shown in this ethereal work of art all represent mythological characters. While viewing this painting at the Uffizi, my eyes were drawn to the fluid movement and delicate beauty of the Three Graces. According to Greek mythology, the Three Graces represent beauty, charm and joy. Contemporary mythological characters such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are the antithesis of grace. This makes them the Three Disgraces. They represent sleaze, trash, and desperate cry for attention. What makes these women think we want to see high resolution photos of their bald, flabby, and in Britney's case, Kevin Federline-infected genitalia? If they want to show off their crotch, why don't they just go ahead and pose for Playboy? Their girlie bits would be thankfully photo retouched to oblivion and our precious eyeballs would be spared the harsh detail of pimples, stubble, cesarean scar and general ickiness sullying their private parts. Medium: Acrylic on board.

Comments

[SM]

I have to stop popping in here, I'm going to literally die laughing one of these days.
*Ow ow ow...my side hurts from laughing!*

14, I bow to your creativity, you are brilliant. Thanks for all your hard work.
:-)

[Oldie]

14, brilliant as usual!

[Chantelle]

I love it! (But I guess you already knew that).

[Kiki]

Bravo!!! :)))

[Hee]

Hilarious and all so true!

By the way, the link to Primavera doesn't work...

[Texas]

ROFL!!!! They must be celebrating the fact they reeked nothing but yeast infection, poop, crab infested, and ungodly vag discharges! Ewwwwwwww I think I'm going to throw up!

Fab work as always!!!!!!!!!

[Erik]

I wish I could say "That's hot" but its too damned funny to be hot.

[amara]

Absolute genius. Botticelli would approve.

[Shoshie]

Thank you so much for this. I was hoping you would do the whole Briney thing justice and you did! I half expected to see cheeto crumbs on Britney's hootch. hehe

[BrnEyedGirl676]

I think you like La-Lohan... she looks down-right pretty in your painting (and I think her freckles are cute!). She looks like she's leading away her ugly step-sisters to the carnival freak show, set up at the edge of the woods. But that's just my interpretation.

[Andie]

This is great, but you've made Lohan way too pretty and innocent looking here.

I love Paris's wonky eye and hooked nose. Good job.

[Kitty in Washington]

Brilliant!

[Worker B...itch]

Love the art. Love your words.

[Ignatz]

Holy Cow! I'm not sure Botticelli would've approved, but Goya most certainly would have...

[Alana]

BEST PICTURE EVER!

[SaraS-P]

I just found this site --- if it is always this hilarious, I am sure glad I did!

[Jeili]

14? Your creativity never ceases to amaze.You are truly gifted... and I am laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my cheeks.

[Sassy]

OMG.......I love it! Fabulous! Although I think Lindsay is waaaay too pretty in this, you gotta fug her up abit...well, love the freckley/pimply ass.....LOL!

[Crees_dahl]

Oh My Lord...

I honestly had to look at this for a few minutes to get all the crazy details you threw in there. Love it. That is all I can say.

[IamHOT]

HAHA. SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE!!! HAHA to the Parasite Hilton bumps down there. ewww grossssss

[ricko]

I've been a fan of yours for over a year now.
This is truly one of your finest!The huge fingers, the warts, it's brilliant! One question though, what are your REAL,TRUE fellings about the antics of these 'desperate degenerates'? (sounds like a sequel to a currently popular TV show! LOL)Thanx for the S&G!!

[mtx]

Hey! How come Lindsey still looks ok?

[Leslie]

Perfect! Bravo!!!

[Jessica]

Oh, the detail!!

I simply love the ungodly huge feet of Paris Hilton along with those wretched bumps on her bikini area! hahaha! Brilliant!

[Noelegy]

Ye gods and little fishes, this one could have used a "Not Safe For Work" warning. Ai-yi! Nailed it again. I took a Renaissance art history class a few years ago, and one of our assignments was to write compare-and-contrast papers on two Ren paintings. Our choice of paintings, but there were some we were specifically prohibited from using because they were just too complicated for the scope of the paper. "Primavera" was one of them. I've always found it to be such an interesting piece of art, with all the symbolism and detail. For every grace there must, apparently, be disgrace, and we're certainly living in the age of disgrace: such a change from the Italian Renaissance. I'm sure they had their scandals back then, too, only ours are so much more out there and in our faces, much as we might wish otherwise.