One Painting, Three Interpretations

Over at recently launched Eat More Paint, this artist uses her considerable Photoshop CS and Painter 9 skills to "deface masterpieces so you don't have to".

This artist calls himself Grumpy Old Indian Man and has based his painting on the sizzling S&M photo shoot of Dita Von Teese and Scarlett Johansson in Flaunt magazine.

An artist calling herself 14 took her own approach to the painting by portraying Tom Cruise's love for Tom Cruise.

Comments

[Oldie]

hi 14. Congratulations! Do you have any tips on how to develop an imagination like yours?

You never fail to amuse.

[Lies]

hahahaha, that expression of Katie in the back.. very funny

[Tess]

Genius, 14. As usual.

[Javelin]

hahaha nice. somewhere in hollywood tom cruise is freaking out like, "OMG they're reading my mind, Kate! They have a bug in my brain! I mean-- I don't...I've never daydreamed like that..."

[Hugh G.]

HA HA! Another stellar work, 14!

You are a master when it comes to picking the right expressions for your subjects. You captured Tom's lunacy perfectly!

[Jenn F.]

Seeing Tom Cruise with little boobies is rather disturbing. Seeing Tom Cruise tweaking his twin's nipple is bringing it that perfect distance over the line. I love the way he looks as though he's got a farmer's tan. And the choice of expressions could not have been better.

I suspect that Tom might secretly monitor your website, flapping his lips in temple-pounding frustration at not only the nerve of the artist, but the nerve of her followers for agreeing that he's a maniacal, self-inflated midget with an itchy cornhole.

Give in to it Tom. Give it a good dig.

[Kipling]

Awesome. The best thing is that Tom really does have moobs (man boobs) these days, and he always wears those girl jeans that make his thighs look huge at all those STUPID SOCCER GAMES. Katie is sitting in the back, wondering if that new research into invisibility cloaks can possibly be useful to her.

[Karin]

Congratulations, 14, for maintaining your individuality and true artistic superiority in the face of stultifying "sameness" and mediocrity.

The good news: The magic of the internet enables you to share your incredible talent with the rest of the world.

The bad news: You can expect to see more cheap imitations of your work in the very near future. Oh well .... imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

[Demon Kitty]

My only hope is that all these egomaniacs can see your work and realize how ridiculous they look! I love your choice of Tom's facial expressions. So appropriate for the the giver and the receiver. Katie looks like a virgin spinster on thorazine.

Demon Kitty

[Erin]

Does anyone know the name of that actual painting? It's funny all on its own, and yet so much better with Tom's head on it!

[Z]

Madame d'Estrée and one of her Sisters is what the artist over at Eat My Paint calls it, at least.

[grumpy]

I love the artist who calls herself 14 .. She should call herself all the time ... she's hilarious ... who wouldnt want to hear from such a talented laff riot ...

[Bella]

Hehe, did you just decide to do this picture, or did you actually see him with his newly-aquired man-boobs? 'Cause it's all over the internet about articles such as "Tom Cruise Is Turing Into A Fat-Ass!" or, "Tom Cruise: Is Katie A Chubby-Chaser?"

Just wondering, 'tis all. Nice work.

[Viper Tetsu]

Tom Cruise and man boobs: They go together like 7-Eleven nachos and a Mickey's Forty-Ouncer.

Sublime. You're the Bad Seed who fucks up everything in your path in a decisive (and in your case, hilarious) fashion. And that's a compliment.

[Demon Kitty]

Fuck! I just realized that the first picture is Jessica Simpson and her hairdresser - that Pave guy.

[Damien]

Too funny, nipple twistingly funny!