Donald Trump's Hot Air
Donald Trump and his hair have been spewing quite a bit of hot air lately. First, they go on Larry King and share their pointless wisdom about Hollywood celebrities. According to Trump, Angelina Jolie is "unattractive" while Paris Hilton is "beautiful" and "smart like a fox" [note to Trump: Stop insulting foxes]. He prattles on about how he used to dislike Kevin Federline, but changed his opinion when he learned that Federline considers Trump to be his "all time hero". This seemed to really pump up Trump's ego and now he considers Federline to be "fantastic". I'm not really seeing any "smart foxes" in this situation. Oh, and there's more. According to the New York Post, The Donald considers his skin to be newsworthy, "I'm known for having nice skin. My skin is my strength". Yeah sure, his skin is the healthy pink color of a newborn piglet...if the piglet was slathered in massive amounts of orange self-tanner. Medium: Acrylic on paper, photoshop.
His hair and his eyebrows gross me out. They are unnatural and fucking scary. His mouth is reminiscent of an anus. He is friends with the Hiltons so naturally he will sing the praise of that media whore Skank whose name I just don't want to type. The best thing Trump ever did was fire that bitchy harpy Carolyn Kepcher!!! She fucking deserved it!!! Who could fuck this man? Cut your eyebrows Donald! Ew!
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | October 16, 2006 at 08:41 AM
it's sad how big the influence a rich and powerfug person can be.. I am NOT impressed by Trump McDonald's person, yet, he impresses me with the size of his ego. He really thinks he can get away with calling Angelina Jolie unattractive! That man thinks he's god. It's a shame,
thanks 14, for criticizing this big ego!
Posted by: Lies | October 16, 2006 at 08:59 AM
Ah...the short-fingered vulgarian strikes again. Go, Donald, go! (Somewhere far away...and please stay there.)
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | October 16, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Actually I think you made him look much better than what he really is ;o)
Posted by: Bad_Kitty_Cat | October 16, 2006 at 09:24 AM
ironic but, this looks great.
Posted by: urethra franklin | October 16, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Demon Kitty i agree with you, especially with the mouth part.
Donald is just fucked in the head
Posted by: Pollen | October 16, 2006 at 11:46 AM
You were too nice with the hair. Too thick, too healthy and colored like real hair almost. Not like his wispy, brittle cotton candy textured sweep over scary ass hair. Everything else is perfect. But he would almost be flattered by that hair, honey. He is one of the yuckiest people on the planet. You captured everything God-awful about that all-too-familiar face of his...:-D CONGRATS on the NYTimes! C-:
Posted by: Andrea | October 16, 2006 at 12:10 PM
excellent potrait... the face is hilarius!
Posted by: bern | October 16, 2006 at 12:16 PM
He only talks his shit when he is trying to sell something or has a new season of his stupid show coming out so people will talk about him.
I love how you captured the way he always manages to look constipated.
Posted by: | October 16, 2006 at 12:44 PM
He only WISHES his hair looked this good. He is revolting to the Nth degree. Love the look on his face. It reminds me of the stupid look I always see on his wife's face.
Posted by: CatScratchFever | October 16, 2006 at 01:57 PM
Oh, my the donald is really way too full of himself....he is an ediot, an ediot with money, and he is so scary looking. you should have made him look as bad as you made poor britney look. Britney is just ignorant, she really did not deserve that ugly picture but now, Donald, he deserves to look like the "orangy" peice of fecal matter that he is....and to speak ill of Angelina and Brad is just so wrong; they are not perfect and you, 14, can redicule them all you want but what has donald or paris done that can compare to what angelina and brad have done to date....he is sick, sick, self-centered, and just wrong...i think you were too kind to him, is he one of your sponsors...
Posted by: ali | October 16, 2006 at 02:12 PM
The only factor that keeps young things at his side is the size of his wallet, certainly not anything else. Even he says that with the good skin comment instead of what he isn't packing. You capture the aging egomaniac quite well.
Posted by: midevil | October 16, 2006 at 05:32 PM
I think he looks bizarely related to L. Ron Hubbard. Perhaps Mr.-Skin-So-Soft-Like-A- Piglet's-Ass should perhaps consider one of those hollywood thetan-cleansing-player-hating-colon-cleansers. Such a procedure is sure to make a little more room for some love and happiness deep deep deep down inside his icky twisted paris-loving guts.
Posted by: deanna | October 16, 2006 at 07:48 PM
DisGUSSSSSSTing!! He looks like he's been slathering himself in Britney's new Cheeto fragrance. Probably smells like old cheeze too. He's got snatch brows. He is swine. Oink oink!
Posted by: Ilsa | October 16, 2006 at 10:55 PM
im not sure who i think is a bigger chode, donald trump or larry king. beautiful rendition, 14. i think i will self-destruct now.
Posted by: tala | October 16, 2006 at 11:45 PM
I can't wait until he has to use his back hair in that tragic comb-over.
Posted by: Ellen | October 17, 2006 at 05:36 AM
You've pegged this revolting goon, and the Trump Gorgons in the corners is a particularly nice touch. I often wonder how long his hair hangs down when he takes a shower - does he end up looking like Cousin It? Ew.
Posted by: phlegmfatale | October 17, 2006 at 06:38 AM
To be considered unattractive by an ugly narcissist ... can only be taken as flattery. Loved the 4 corners of the frame, ... but I may never enjoy warm breezes again.
Posted by: EF | October 17, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Oh wait, I think I get it now! See, he's calling Angelina Jolina ugly because he propositioned her and she turned him down! Ah, yes.
Posted by: midevil | October 17, 2006 at 03:06 PM
Jolie unattractive? Haha! Look at you Donald! The only reason he got Melania (or however the fuck you spell her name) is because he has money. NO ONE WOULD EVER MARRY THAT UGLY FUCKTARD IF HE DIDNT HAVE MONEY
Posted by: O | October 17, 2006 at 04:08 PM
i agree with Trump!
i hate that bitch Angelina!
Posted by: David | October 17, 2006 at 05:02 PM
ahahahaha this is hilarious! love the commentary. funny how donald eagerly admits that he forms his opinion of people based on their opinion of him.
at least in this interview he managed not to make any freudian slips about wanting to date his daughter!
Posted by: Javelin | October 18, 2006 at 01:52 AM
haha. I love your art but I really should learn to stop coming by here while eating. It's beautiful because you capture the truth so well though.
Posted by: alisa | October 18, 2006 at 03:19 AM
First off, I thought it was *dumb* like a fox, Mr. Trump. And I agree-- stop insulting foxes.
Second, he married someone who readily admits that she married him for the money, as he married her for her (repugnant) looks.
Well done-- just love it.
Posted by: Madame M | October 18, 2006 at 07:40 AM
I'm sure what the Donald really meant to say is that he finds generosity and compassion to be very unattractive character traits in a person.
Posted by: Antigone | October 18, 2006 at 09:12 AM