Britney's New Fragrance: Le Fromage L'Orange

Britney Spears wanted a completely original fragrance concept that could stand apart from the tightly packed celebrity perfume market and get noticed above all the rest. When asked what her and Kevin Federline's favorite scent was, she said, "Honestly y'all, we just love bright orange cheese. Not only does it smell heavenly, it tastes real good too." Working closely with the perfume manufacturers, Britney insisted that her fragrance be edible. "If it's gonna be smellin' like cheese, it oughta be tastin' like cheese too y'all. If Kevin gets a whiff of me smellin' like Easy Cheese, I doubt he'd be leavin' me all alone while he goes galavantin' off to Vegas." She wanted to name her lovely perfume "Orange Cheese", but analysts insisted Le Fromage L'Orange sounded classier.

Special thanks to Holly and Reality Check for suggesting the name of Brit's new 'fume.

Comments

[azuka]

OMG!! I love your work 14! Hahahahaha the feet... ooh I`m laughing loudly and my baby little girl looks at me as if I was crazy! Hahahahaha. The photo is brilliant, It`s the alive portrait of her (sorry Brit!)

[bern]

jejeje wonderfull

[Hugh G.]

It never fails to amaze me how you capture every disgusting detail of this pitiful woman.

Outstanding as always 14!

[Candice]

I just keep staring at the circle that encases her odd little face and I have no idea what to feel. Now THAT is art.

I'd love to see your take on Sienna Miller's recent Pittsburgh antics. Check postgazette.com for stories if you're interested.

[Worker B...itch]

Love the "left-eye-near-the-left-ear" thing. Too funny.

[Liesje]

I really hope Britney Spears won't see this - I feel bad for her!

[14]

No reason for Britney to feel bad. This is not a portrait of Britney the human being...it's a portait of the character she has transformed into via the gossip monster.

xxoo
14

[SlumNobility]

THAT's the funniest caricature of her you've done so far. Eyes on either point of the compass...I actually did laugh out loud

[Viper Tetsu]

I cannot describe, in any words on heaven or earth, how much in need of a really good laugh I was today.

No snarky by-play. Just thanks, dude. And Fricking BRILLIANT work.

[Jake]

soo mean... Britney rox =]

[midevil]

I always knew she was a horse, now you've revealed it. Long thick neck and manly jaw with big horsey eye...

[Melanie]

I LOVE it - the way her face is all contorted and the flip-flops on the cheese legs.... classic!

[Divalicious]

OMG I can hardly look at that part with her face on it! OUTSTANDING as always, 14!!

[Trish]

Ooops you did it again!

Nice job -- I am constantly impressed by your work!

[karenology]

Oh my god, her head and neck look like a very unwashed penis. Coupled with the tube of cheese next to it, that bodes nightmares tonight!

[langtry]

Hillarious! From the big toes 'cliffhanging' over the edge of the ubiquitous white platform thongs, to the aura of cheetos ringed around her lipsticked mouth, you've done it again. Great work (as usual), 14.

[Eva]

HaHa, I can't stop laughing...
I love the smeared eye-makeup and the pimples she alwasy has; I can't believe the wedge-sandals which she absolutely always wears (that one pair only)!
Genious, congrats of picturing Britney Spears the way she really is, too damn funny!
HaHa!

[Me]

Love, love the wedge sandals on the cheese, the best is that you pictured them dirty ((( LMAO, she always wears those dirty dirty wedges ))) and her face and hair ((( dirty )))
LOVE IT, great job as usual 14, more on Britney and Kevin please, that would be a great one! Peace out!!!!

[ambika]

That is really the best satire of Britney's wide-set eyes *ever*.

[Tara M. Leigh]

TOOO funny! I'm going to steal this for my blog tomorrow! Of course, I will give you credit!

With Love,
Tara M.

[Chansmom]

Yow! The thought of something like cheese becoming a scent for Britney is repulsive. Very good, 14. I love her wide set eyes, and the smeared mascara. When is this silly girl going to wake up? LOL!

[Demon Kitty]

Ew! I am trying to keep my lunch down as I look at this. This is your most Freudian one yet. Dear God, the cheese ejaculating from the top of the bottle, the way her legs are parted - looking all house wife and trailer trash. There are so many conotations here. The cheese being K Fed's jizz ejaculating, making its Dirty Sanchez ring around her mouth. The cheese hickies on her neck. There is also the implication that this could be their own edible oil scent or the by-product of their fucking, they are both part of the bottle, creating the cheese together. The scent of cheese for and by two cheesy people. God, I will never be able to eat kraft cheese products again! You are a genius 14! Now I am going to puke!

So Much Love,
Demon Kitty

[14]

Demon Kitty!!!

Now you're making me terrified of my own illustrations!!

Your crazy perv-o-rama interpretations NEVER crossed my mind while I was painting any of this.

Cold and frightened, I think I may consider a career painting puppies and kittens from now on.

; )

14

[Noelegy]

I have a great book called "The Encyclopedia of Bad Taste" by Jane and Michael Stern. I bought it circa 1989. It contains such goodies as Elvis, Charo, Twinkies, and Easy Cheese. If they did an updated version, I have no doubt that Britney and her consort would be in its pages.

This is...well, what's a word that means sad and brilliant and funny and embarrassing (for Britney) all all at once?

Brit had better bathe in the stuff...Kevin doesn't seem to be all that concerned about her or their bebes these days.

[Damien]

Now thats one cracker that even I would'nt bite into, yuck, yuck, Britt how far have you fallen - poor gal.

[Javelin]

holy shit, she looks like a Llama!! A llama that lives in the 7-11 snack aisle.

[AMI]

Demon Kitty's interpretations and ranting never fail to amuse me. Whenever there is a new post, I always look for Demmon Kitty. Thanx 14. Love.
Ami

[Pat Angello]

I can't stop laughing at this!

[Cam]

There's a mistake: it should say ''le fromage orange'' The '' l' '' gives a total new sense of the cheese, more like '' the cheese, the orange''

[14]

Thanks Cam...

My level of French proficiency is very poor, but I think the mistake of the superfluous 'l" works for this piece.

In English, "Cheese" is sometimes spelled as "Cheeze" (as in Cheez Whiz), which then adds to its level of cheesiness.

xxoo
14

[Mylène]

I was about to say what Cam just said. the "l'" kills the meaning of it.

[Graham Deans Williamson]

14, can I put in a request? Have you seen those photos of Angelina Jolie on set for A Mighty Heart? They're, uh... distinctive. When I saw them I couldn't stop thinking about what you'd make of them...

[Suzette]

Should be shrimp and cheese with those toes!

[JDS]

14:

The Brittany cheese-related-product ads are freaking genius. Genius. I look forward to more and more and so much more that I can slather it on crackers and rub it on my face and laugh myself silly. Keep up the great work.

[Long Island Irish]

So so sad but so so true at the same time. Shitney is going this way all right....

[Mamacita]

Didn't Jessica Simpson have an edible body lotion? Will she envy Britney's cheese? If only Nicole Ritchie or Kate Bosworth would eat something...maybe this will do the trick. Possibly keep the boyfriends around, too. Great art!

[Jenn F.]

Your artwork of Britney made me laugh out loud, Demon Kitty's comments made me make a strange gutteral squealing sound, and then Javelin's comment "a llama that lives in the 7-11 snack aisle" made me start laughing and hiccuping at the same time.

Thank God I work from home.

[Gabriela]

Yup, Shitney has fallen low..really low..all she can do now is get jobs for Wal-Mart; I can picture her ads:
This week on sale, all my favorite items y'all:
"Easy Cheese" only .99c
"Srunchies, two for one dollar, y'all"
"Condoms", who needs 'em?
"Marlboro" a pack a day, so stack up.
"Wedge Sandals", buy one get one half-off, ya'll.
"Cheetos", XL bag for Preston, fills him right up.
"Doughnuts", extra good for your figures, laydies.
"Britney Spears in Concert" 2 DVD's for .99 cents, so go get 'em while the supplies lasts (about 10000000 still available)

...So, come on down to Wal-Mart and shop like I do, lots of trash and crap that no one needs, ya'll...

[fishpucker]

It goes to show that you can take the trash outta the trailer...

[Natasha]

I think I am going to vomit after looking at this cartoon... well done !

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