Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You!

The following announcement is written in Engrish:
Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret...until now. Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to paparazzi of camera. Plincess Paris comes with two friends: Crabby and Tinklebell. Tinklebell pup having sadness because she used as fashion accessory instead of like other dogs. Her wishness is to frolicsome in breezy meadow with refresh, but Paris not let her. Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine. Paris like to shamelessly show Crabby off and one sees photos of him all over internet if one should look closely with braveness. Wishness of careful feeling of satisfaction beauty? Please buy doll after acknowledgement of scornful. Your dreams come true in spirit of happy vapid.

Illustration created using design concepts inspired by Japanese product packaging and design principles of "Engrish".

Comments

[Demon Kitty]

Oh dear god, I hope the lid to the toilet is up ...........

[Susan]

Absolutely Hilarious! I laughed out loud reading it. Great Job!

[Carole]

14 - this is genious!! How do you think up these things! Brilliant how you came up with the little crab companion and I love the lazy eye. You captured her just perfectly. (Of course, someone is bound to post a complaint to you about the Japanese-accent-like text, which you so accurately and creatively portray!!) Anyhow, I read about the Paris Hilton Hello Kitty last week and I thought - "what has this world come to?". Thank you so much for this. What a hoot!! This one's really special 14 -- a real gem! Keep up the great work.

[cheek]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh, and ewwww! to the crabs is the lil sucker battery operated?

[Viper Tetsu]

"Crabby...enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine."

That line alone has me peeing myself.

14, she pound head with nail exact!

[theidlereceptionist]

This may be it.

This may be your magnum opus so far.

Mindfuckingly brilliant.

[Heather]

That is so hilarious! I love the little crab. Engrish is so amusing too.

[Anners]

priceless! your chinglish is so perfect I nearly cried...

[Pablo Vazquez]

14 u did it again. Another brilliant version of this talentless/red-carpet/celebrity.I hope u keep making us enjoy with your vision of this traShLUT.

[Barb]

Oh my God! 14, you really outdid yourself this time. It's absolutely perfect! You nailed her wonky eye, nose, lips, and the Japanese packaging style perfectly. I love it, love it, love it.

[Morrigan]

14, once again... you owe me a keyboard! Gotta love Crabby!

[Texas]

As always, you nailed it every single time! Lovin' it!

[Lisa]

You are an idiot 14!

[Alexander Nevermind]

I just spat my drink the fuck out of my mouth.

You boggle my mind with your brilliance.

[salmonella]

Awesome! I have yet to see another artist as multi-faceted as you. How can you produce work or art so diverse in style? My enjoyment is immensely your blog!

[DonnaJEM]

Hey!! I has surgery a week ago and I think I may have busted a stitch or two!!
This really is brilliant.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the dolly wonky eye.
I'll be giggling all day.

[KP]

Absolutely riotous! Engrish is unintentionally hilarious just like Paris Hilton. You captured both so eloquently.

[Candice]

My eyes and brain almost cannot handle the gorgeousness before it. Just...thank you.

[kimmm]

haha i love it.

[anouk]

that rocks!!! i've been sad since i heard about the SanRio parisite doll, this makes me feel better. thank you.

[Long Island Irish]

14 this is your best ever! I am ROTF!!! :D

[Dave Hater]

Paris Hilton---whose family's hotels employ many, many people named Dave---has never looked so good.

Go 14!

I almost spit out my lunch laughing. This tops the TomRat Family Picture as my favorite piece of work. Fantastic!!

[Javelin]

your paris hilton projects always crack me up because you get her face exactly right. the other night on conan they had paris hilton postal stamps and they looked nothing like her. i thought to myself "14 could've made those so much better."

i love the exclamation point on the package! that is so Japanese.

i can just see a little Japanese girl holding a paris doll in one hand and a nicole ritchie lollipop in the other.

[Crees_dahl]

I rike it! Joo so creysi!!!

[Jennifer]

Best Paris-related thing EVER EVER EVER!

[claire booth luce]

So funny.. This is great!

[Liz Brown]

"She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath." I can't get enough of that line (becuse it's so true). I laugh out loud every time I read it. Just brilliant. One of your best.

[Krapo]

Totally dig the left eye. Poifect.

Only thing wrong: The crabs: There are 6,872; at the very least. But I know you did not have enough time to draw all of them... or enough space.

[Wisa]

Wove, Wove, wove the site. Lefty eye had all of us balling with wafter. Please consider doing a show in Wos Angeless. Best of Wuck to you both!

[Sarah]

hahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahah
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha

YES.

[Evolna]

Ha,ha!And i thought i'm the other one sick of seeing crabby around!

[MrsJoseGoldbloom]

I wonder what the spider is saying?

[Geoff]

Knocked it out of the park!

[Summer A]

YES YES YES, your best piece EVER.

[maddie mad]

Brilliant. You have made the rest of today worth living. Thank you. (sob) That was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. My sides are stitched from laughter.
Keep up the excellent work.

[Bella]

Not saying your work before this isn't AMAZING, but this is the best fucking thing I've seen ever and your absolute best work! I love it.

[studboi69]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! The Japanese frickin' rule! They've totally hit the nail! I love the looks on her pet chihuahua and the crab!

[midevil]

Crabby must comes with accessories!

[syn]

the crab is saying "wee! i'm gonna get some exercise　and then i'll be right back." im not sure how to translate the heading. something like, 'you too can be a drunkard.' and i think the writing above crabby and tinkerbell is gibberish, but maybe somebody here knows better than me...

[Sylvia]

Soooo great!

But shouldn't it be called

"The Palis Hilton Doll for you??"

[Andrea]

hahahahahahahahah
I used to collect Hello Kitty stuff, like, 20 years ago, and that is sooooo perfect.
Her beauty is fading cuz she is photographed so much her soul really is evaporating and she doesnt know who she is anymore and that dolly with the expresionless face and lift-my-skirt function of the body tells it all.
I hope she has a good identity crisis soon. but that will never happen!! Not as long as there are distractions of fame and the material world. Thank you for helping us laugh about it.. and laugh and laugh til we tinkle ...

[Deanna]

14 you so brilliant!

[jbonz]

You hateful, hateful BASTARD!
Keep up the good work.

[McAvoy]

This is the funniest thing i've seen in months. If Paris Hilton was a cartoon character, THIS is exactly how she would look like, especially the one small right eye, funny nose and clown lips!

[Aimee]

OMG!!! perfect---from the wonky eye, to the penis nose, to the hoard of animals! hands down the best one EVER!!!

[Dianne]

Best.Absurd.Ever.

Poor little Tinklebell.

[Belle]

OMG, this is too perfect.. This is your masterpiece, 14! Has the Louvre expressed interested yet? ^_- I want it! Do you think it will ever be for sale??? How much do some of your pieces normally go for?

I like the artistic license 14 takes on this one: Crabby looks kind of lonely but we all know that in real life Crabbys's got a lot of company.

[mc78]

Love the nose! It looks phallic.