Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You!
The following announcement is written in Engrish:
Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret...until now. Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to paparazzi of camera. Plincess Paris comes with two friends: Crabby and Tinklebell. Tinklebell pup having sadness because she used as fashion accessory instead of like other dogs. Her wishness is to frolicsome in breezy meadow with refresh, but Paris not let her. Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine. Paris like to shamelessly show Crabby off and one sees photos of him all over internet if one should look closely with braveness. Wishness of careful feeling of satisfaction beauty? Please buy doll after acknowledgement of scornful. Your dreams come true in spirit of happy vapid.
Illustration created using design concepts inspired by Japanese product packaging and design principles of "Engrish".
Oh dear god, I hope the lid to the toilet is up ...........
Posted by: Demon Kitty | August 13, 2006 at 05:03 PM
Absolutely Hilarious! I laughed out loud reading it. Great Job!
Posted by: Susan | August 13, 2006 at 05:59 PM
14 - this is genious!! How do you think up these things! Brilliant how you came up with the little crab companion and I love the lazy eye. You captured her just perfectly. (Of course, someone is bound to post a complaint to you about the Japanese-accent-like text, which you so accurately and creatively portray!!) Anyhow, I read about the Paris Hilton Hello Kitty last week and I thought - "what has this world come to?". Thank you so much for this. What a hoot!! This one's really special 14 -- a real gem! Keep up the great work.
Posted by: Carole | August 13, 2006 at 06:19 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh, and ewwww! to the crabs is the lil sucker battery operated?
Posted by: cheek | August 13, 2006 at 06:32 PM
"Crabby...enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine."
That line alone has me peeing myself.
14, she pound head with nail exact!
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | August 13, 2006 at 06:35 PM
This may be it.
This may be your magnum opus so far.
Mindfuckingly brilliant.
Posted by: theidlereceptionist | August 13, 2006 at 06:36 PM
That is so hilarious! I love the little crab. Engrish is so amusing too.
Posted by: Heather | August 13, 2006 at 07:07 PM
priceless! your chinglish is so perfect I nearly cried...
Posted by: Anners | August 13, 2006 at 07:13 PM
14 u did it again. Another brilliant version of this talentless/red-carpet/celebrity.I hope u keep making us enjoy with your vision of this traShLUT.
Posted by: Pablo Vazquez | August 13, 2006 at 07:39 PM
Oh my God! 14, you really outdid yourself this time. It's absolutely perfect! You nailed her wonky eye, nose, lips, and the Japanese packaging style perfectly. I love it, love it, love it.
Posted by: Barb | August 13, 2006 at 07:42 PM
14, once again... you owe me a keyboard! Gotta love Crabby!
Posted by: Morrigan | August 13, 2006 at 08:51 PM
As always, you nailed it every single time! Lovin' it!
Posted by: Texas | August 13, 2006 at 09:56 PM
You are an idiot 14!
Posted by: Lisa | August 14, 2006 at 05:23 AM
I just spat my drink the fuck out of my mouth.
You boggle my mind with your brilliance.
Posted by: Alexander Nevermind | August 14, 2006 at 05:29 AM
Awesome! I have yet to see another artist as multi-faceted as you. How can you produce work or art so diverse in style? My enjoyment is immensely your blog!
Posted by: salmonella | August 14, 2006 at 06:24 AM
Hey!! I has surgery a week ago and I think I may have busted a stitch or two!!
This really is brilliant.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the dolly wonky eye.
I'll be giggling all day.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | August 14, 2006 at 06:27 AM
Absolutely riotous! Engrish is unintentionally hilarious just like Paris Hilton. You captured both so eloquently.
Posted by: KP | August 14, 2006 at 07:15 AM
My eyes and brain almost cannot handle the gorgeousness before it. Just...thank you.
Posted by: Candice | August 14, 2006 at 07:17 AM
haha i love it.
Posted by: kimmm | August 14, 2006 at 09:08 AM
that rocks!!! i've been sad since i heard about the SanRio parisite doll, this makes me feel better. thank you.
Posted by: anouk | August 14, 2006 at 09:11 AM
14 this is your best ever! I am ROTF!!! :D
Posted by: Long Island Irish | August 14, 2006 at 09:46 AM
Paris Hilton---whose family's hotels employ many, many people named Dave---has never looked so good.
Go 14!
Posted by: Dave Hater | August 14, 2006 at 09:55 AM
I almost spit out my lunch laughing. This tops the TomRat Family Picture as my favorite piece of work. Fantastic!!
Posted by: | August 14, 2006 at 10:42 AM
your paris hilton projects always crack me up because you get her face exactly right. the other night on conan they had paris hilton postal stamps and they looked nothing like her. i thought to myself "14 could've made those so much better."
i love the exclamation point on the package! that is so Japanese.
i can just see a little Japanese girl holding a paris doll in one hand and a nicole ritchie lollipop in the other.
Posted by: Javelin | August 14, 2006 at 10:47 AM
I rike it! Joo so creysi!!!
Posted by: Crees_dahl | August 14, 2006 at 11:25 AM