George Clooney: Hollywood Monkey King
If Handsome George were a gorilla, this is what he'd look like. He's the reigning Monkey King of Hollywood and no one can push him off his pedestal. Other alpha male primates such as Russell Crowe and Bill O'Reilly have tried to knock the Georgerilla's crown off, but thus far have not succeeded. Aggressive female primates who've attempted to domesticate the wild Georgerilla have failed, but that doesn't stop them from being lured by the Georgerilla's smoothly seductive charms. If you are approached by the Georgerilla while traveling in the jungles of Hollywood, ask about his "Best Supporting Ape" statue and kindly offer him a hotdog. You and the Georgerilla will become fast friends...especially if you're a female. Medium: Ink, acrylic on paper, Latin phrase by Michael K.
He does have those dark brooding gorilla eyebrows doesn't he? What the fuck was up Russell Crowe's asshole anyway?
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | August 07, 2006 at 02:12 PM
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060120.html
Posted by: Rumplestiltskin | August 07, 2006 at 03:29 PM
All I can say is...LOL!
Posted by: Long Island Irish | August 07, 2006 at 08:33 PM
That best supporting ape statue resembles a dick? Did you do that on purpose 14? I agree with Rumplestiltskin, I think George likes boys.
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | August 07, 2006 at 10:04 PM
It's funny, because this looks a lot like a cross between Cary Grant and Gregory Peck, whose shoes George is trying to fill. Well, it's not like there are any other contenders in Hollywood that are even close, so go for it, George!
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | August 07, 2006 at 10:12 PM
Aha! You have solved the mystery link between apes and man. George is the link!
Posted by: Texas | August 08, 2006 at 06:17 AM
He even looks good as a monkey! Well done.
Posted by: Noelegy | August 08, 2006 at 06:36 AM
the way his face blends in so well is gold.
Posted by: ab | August 08, 2006 at 12:20 PM
All I can say is... weird. George Clooney was done with the hot dog thing.
Posted by: Toe Jam | August 08, 2006 at 02:44 PM
Brilliant, 14, absolutely brilliant!
I am convinced that George Clooney would wear a crown if he thought he could get away with it. He seems to think that his looks & his Hollywood stature give him intellectual cred. I remember when he was with Kelly Preston and couldn't get a job outside of a CBS half-hour sitcom.
Damn you, ER! What have you unleashed upon us?
Posted by: langtry | August 08, 2006 at 03:14 PM
ROFLOL! He can be the one of the sexiest man on earth and can be nominated for the best monkey act ever. Hahaha!
Posted by: JV | August 08, 2006 at 08:24 PM
Thanks everyone!
Toe Jam - yeah, I know the George Clooney/hotdog thing is weird, but regretfully, I have an obsession with it. Not proud of it either.
I only have a few more celeb animals to post and then it's all new stuff. I'm sick with pneumonia now (such fun!) and am on some funky meds that..ahem, enhance my creativity. My sketch book is filling up with strange things. I'll post soon.
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | August 08, 2006 at 08:34 PM
So is it true that you are having a show of your fabtastic art in Chicago at the end of the month, in a gallery owned by a man named...wait for it... Dave?
That's what I heard. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Dave Hater | August 08, 2006 at 10:19 PM
Oooohhh, do tell about the gallery show. This Chicagoan wants to come pay homage!
Posted by: langtry | August 09, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Beware all ye Hollywood beta males, this chest beater is on the prowl 24/7, always be aware this creature must be approuched slowly, a golden award statue held above ones head is sure to distract him long enough to allow a safe photo op.
Posted by: Damien | August 09, 2006 at 04:35 PM
Yahooo! I live in one of Chicago's most boring suburbs and would LOVE to have something else to do than stare at my lawn for hours on end. Please tell!
Posted by: Doug | August 10, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Wow, that's right on target. George Clooney is a big hairy ape if I ever saw one.
Posted by: Kerri | August 10, 2006 at 07:54 PM
wow, i never would have thought a gorilla could be handsome, but george sure is. i think these celeb animals should be on the hollywood walk of fame.
Posted by: Javelin | August 10, 2006 at 09:12 PM
I think Mark Wahlberg should be included too, he has quite the caveman thing going on all over him!
Posted by: Jane | August 11, 2006 at 08:32 PM
Kudos for going after G.C.
Whoever said he was gay, well you don't have to be gay to be a narcissist -- I think that may be at the core of his character. George may be in love with George. He overplays the humble card way too much and sounds like he is just so digging on himself for being "real" -- ecchh. BUT -- he does good work and yay for him.
Posted by: Anona | August 12, 2006 at 11:50 AM
You are a GOD! I swear, most celeb blogs make my eyes bleed, but your drawings/oils, whatever, are near genius... It's.. fantastic. Ever since George Clooney got all butt hurt on Oscar night I thought one thing - phoney egotistical Georgie. Monkey King describes it well.
Posted by: Sarah | September 10, 2006 at 12:16 AM