Paris Hilton is NOT a Slut
In this heart wrenching interview by TMZ's Harvey Levin, Paris Hilton emotionally declares she isn't a slut. Come on everyone, just because Paris is always spreading her legs, showing the world she doesn't wear underwear and dancing on tables DOES NOT mean she's a slut. She writhes and grunts while singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner because she is a singer, okay? She writhes and grunts while biting a big juicy hamburger because she's a brand and a model, okay? Paris is a serious actress, didn't any of you people see House of Wax?!?! Paris even wrote a thought-provoking book based on exhaustive research about....herself. You may refer to Ms. Hilton as "American Royalty" and you may stand in awe at her self-proclaimed status of "Iconic Blonde", but don't you dare call her a slut. It hurts her feelings. Medium: Ink, acrylic on page from Doctor Doolittle's Post Office. Latin phrase by Michael K.
Oh, and one more interview! This one is more about art and less about celebrity. The Extra Finger interviews emerging artists from around the world and we are honored to be included. Read it here.
Absolutely Love It!
Posted by: Susan | July 21, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Love that wonky eye!
Posted by: Andrea | July 21, 2006 at 01:37 PM
good one!
I'm about to send you a pic of Matt Dillon, some thing has to be done about him 14-wise..
don't stop painting (you won't)
I'm a painter myself, and a gossip addict, which made me a daily visitor of your site
(ps: you just painted the BIGGEST ego of the western world)
Posted by: Lies | July 21, 2006 at 01:55 PM
I love how you've made her left eye half-closed, as it always is, and the butt-cheeks are hilarious!
Posted by: Kate | July 21, 2006 at 02:21 PM
Comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana? Does that mean we can look forward to one more remake of "Candle in the Wind" when Paris finally shuffles off the mortal coil?
Artwork and wit is spot-on deadly exquisite, as always.
Posted by: Noelegy | July 21, 2006 at 02:42 PM
Absolute perfection right down to the wonky eye! Brilliant as usual!
Posted by: BuzzingBee | July 21, 2006 at 02:43 PM
That's hot!
Posted by: Jen | July 21, 2006 at 03:15 PM
AHH I think this is the best you've ever done, that's hilarious!
Posted by: Katie | July 21, 2006 at 03:15 PM
great Job!!
Only one thing wrong, you didn't amke the butt cheeks saggy enough~
Posted by: Lala | July 21, 2006 at 07:38 PM
you got the lazy eye spot on! bravo!
Posted by: coots | July 21, 2006 at 07:53 PM
14, How you can capture the real essence of the slut in just a little ostrich sized face is amazing! Spot-on as usual! (and the interview brought real tears to my eyes)
Posted by: Christi | July 21, 2006 at 08:50 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: C.L. | July 21, 2006 at 09:24 PM
perfect response to paris hilton's recent bullshit. it truly amazes me that someone could think (let alone say) such gaudy things about themself when routinely photographed without their underware on. you would think that would be a humbling experience, but it just seems to push her further into a state of delusional self-importance.
she also said that she's not nearly as promiscuous as her friends, which leads me to believe that she has befriended the local sex addicts anonymous group. i can just see her being like "you guys are sex addicts? that's hot."
Posted by: Javelin | July 21, 2006 at 11:37 PM
this is sooo perfect .. goood job , loved it .
Posted by: sachiko | July 21, 2006 at 11:38 PM
Genius piece of work, love the details! I can't believe how well you capture some of these traits! Brilliant.
Posted by: Carole | July 22, 2006 at 05:59 AM
So, I clicked the "she doesn't wear underwear" link and became the proverbial last man on earth to see Paris Hilton's pudenda. What impressed me was seeing more than one crotch-shot, irrefutably establishing even to this old fossil that the phenomena (or is it phenomenas?) wasn't an unfortunate social accident.
Here's the irony: female privates viewed in the buff, or half shaved, are an incredible bore. You'd think the whore would know what excites is the pubically concealed, not publically revealed.
Great artwork, BTW. Your Paris stuff is always more amusing to look at than photos of the real thing.
Posted by: Redhand | July 22, 2006 at 06:13 AM
Perfect interpretation 14 - I've always thought Paris looked birdlike. She's so foul (pun intended) and in those link photos her vagina even looks like turkey giblets. Gross.
Posted by: Frisky Shadowridge | July 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM
LOL I love it 14! On Dlisted the picture fg her without underwear is titled "A glimpse into hell" and it is NOT censored. I warn you: it's not for the faint of heart to look upon.
Posted by: Long Island Irish | July 22, 2006 at 04:25 PM
I can't wait until I hear this phrase at least once: "Paris Hilton? How 2006." Her continuing presence in the pop-culture consciousness is starting to speak frightening volumes about the North American brain.
Posted by: Rod F. | July 22, 2006 at 09:41 PM
Brilliant 14! She does look like a bird: that nose!
No, Paris is not a slut! I have seen her urinating in her pants. I have seen photos with her hand in her bathing bikini briefs scratching her crotch. I've seen her topless getting ready to play tonsil hockey with another dyke. What about that other video of her fucking a hotel room chair and getting it on with Kimberly Stewart (I am assuming that is the "daughter of a world famous pop star)? Paris has feelings? Oh yeah, I remember the entire "fire crotch" video. "Everyone wants to be me." Didn't she supposedly say the "N" word? Yes, Paris was brilliant in the House of Wax - that scene when she is blowing that guy was SO REAL!!!! Where could we get the idea that she is a slut? No Paris is not a slut, she told a magazine she didn't wear underwear! My stomach hurts.
Kisses Andrea! Kisses to you 14! I wonder what Paris would do if she saw your drawings and all these "harsh" comments. How could we all be so mean and sadistic!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 23, 2006 at 01:53 AM
She's not a slut, she only has more sex in a night than the other Paris Hilton, the hotel that's on a country called France.
Posted by: Doug | July 24, 2006 at 07:11 AM
OMG this is really great.
From the wonky eye, to the melting tip of her nose, to her DUMB lookin onion.
She's just so full of herself, that it's almost unbelievable.
I hope that someone has alerted her to your website so she can see all the wonderfull artwork you've done of her.
Brilliant period.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 24, 2006 at 08:30 AM
fantastic. i love you.
Posted by: m | July 24, 2006 at 09:39 AM
You are a beautiful human being. I wish that Paris herself would happen upon this and suffer at least 30 seconds of a reality check. However, she'd probably see it and scoff in disgust about how jealous people are of her "beauty" or something. Oh well, my little heart can hope.
Posted by: Candice | July 24, 2006 at 09:59 AM
You're awesome as usual!!!!
I gotta point this out though, because I'm a nerd: the species name in the Latin needs to be in lowercase to truly look authentic (so, Shamelessae hussius). Incidentally, the Britneyroo needs a species name, because Careerisoverum just denotes that there is a genus of that name, but certainly Careerisoverum stupida is one-of-a-kind species.
Posted by: Madame M | July 24, 2006 at 11:20 AM