In this heart wrenching interview by TMZ's Harvey Levin, Paris Hilton emotionally declares she isn't a slut. Come on everyone, just because Paris is always spreading her legs, showing the world she doesn't wear underwear and dancing on tables DOES NOT mean she's a slut. She writhes and grunts while singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner because she is a singer, okay? She writhes and grunts while biting a big juicy hamburger because she's a brand and a model, okay? Paris is a serious actress, didn't any of you people see House of Wax?!?! Paris even wrote a thought-provoking book based on exhaustive research about....herself. You may refer to Ms. Hilton as "American Royalty" and you may stand in awe at her self-proclaimed status of "Iconic Blonde", but don't you dare call her a slut. It hurts her feelings. Medium: Ink, acrylic on page from Doctor Doolittle's Post Office. Latin phrase by Michael K.
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Absolutely Love It!
Posted by: Susan | July 21, 2006 at 12:52 PM
Love that wonky eye!
Posted by: Andrea | July 21, 2006 at 01:37 PM
good one!
I'm about to send you a pic of Matt Dillon, some thing has to be done about him 14-wise..
don't stop painting (you won't)
I'm a painter myself, and a gossip addict, which made me a daily visitor of your site
(ps: you just painted the BIGGEST ego of the western world)
Posted by: Lies | July 21, 2006 at 01:55 PM
I love how you've made her left eye half-closed, as it always is, and the butt-cheeks are hilarious!
Posted by: Kate | July 21, 2006 at 02:21 PM
Comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana? Does that mean we can look forward to one more remake of "Candle in the Wind" when Paris finally shuffles off the mortal coil?
Artwork and wit is spot-on deadly exquisite, as always.
Posted by: Noelegy | July 21, 2006 at 02:42 PM
Absolute perfection right down to the wonky eye! Brilliant as usual!
Posted by: BuzzingBee | July 21, 2006 at 02:43 PM
That's hot!
Posted by: Jen | July 21, 2006 at 03:15 PM
AHH I think this is the best you've ever done, that's hilarious!
Posted by: Katie | July 21, 2006 at 03:15 PM
great Job!!
Only one thing wrong, you didn't amke the butt cheeks saggy enough~
Posted by: Lala | July 21, 2006 at 07:38 PM
you got the lazy eye spot on! bravo!
Posted by: coots | July 21, 2006 at 07:53 PM
14, How you can capture the real essence of the slut in just a little ostrich sized face is amazing! Spot-on as usual! (and the interview brought real tears to my eyes)
Posted by: Christi | July 21, 2006 at 08:50 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: C.L. | July 21, 2006 at 09:24 PM
perfect response to paris hilton's recent bullshit. it truly amazes me that someone could think (let alone say) such gaudy things about themself when routinely photographed without their underware on. you would think that would be a humbling experience, but it just seems to push her further into a state of delusional self-importance.
she also said that she's not nearly as promiscuous as her friends, which leads me to believe that she has befriended the local sex addicts anonymous group. i can just see her being like "you guys are sex addicts? that's hot."
Posted by: Javelin | July 21, 2006 at 11:37 PM
this is sooo perfect .. goood job , loved it .
Posted by: sachiko | July 21, 2006 at 11:38 PM
Genius piece of work, love the details! I can't believe how well you capture some of these traits! Brilliant.
Posted by: Carole | July 22, 2006 at 05:59 AM
So, I clicked the "she doesn't wear underwear" link and became the proverbial last man on earth to see Paris Hilton's pudenda. What impressed me was seeing more than one crotch-shot, irrefutably establishing even to this old fossil that the phenomena (or is it phenomenas?) wasn't an unfortunate social accident.
Here's the irony: female privates viewed in the buff, or half shaved, are an incredible bore. You'd think the whore would know what excites is the pubically concealed, not publically revealed.
Great artwork, BTW. Your Paris stuff is always more amusing to look at than photos of the real thing.
Posted by: Redhand | July 22, 2006 at 06:13 AM
Perfect interpretation 14 - I've always thought Paris looked birdlike. She's so foul (pun intended) and in those link photos her vagina even looks like turkey giblets. Gross.
Posted by: Frisky Shadowridge | July 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM
LOL I love it 14! On Dlisted the picture fg her without underwear is titled "A glimpse into hell" and it is NOT censored. I warn you: it's not for the faint of heart to look upon.
Posted by: Long Island Irish | July 22, 2006 at 04:25 PM
I can't wait until I hear this phrase at least once: "Paris Hilton? How 2006." Her continuing presence in the pop-culture consciousness is starting to speak frightening volumes about the North American brain.
Posted by: Rod F. | July 22, 2006 at 09:41 PM
Brilliant 14! She does look like a bird: that nose!
No, Paris is not a slut! I have seen her urinating in her pants. I have seen photos with her hand in her bathing bikini briefs scratching her crotch. I've seen her topless getting ready to play tonsil hockey with another dyke. What about that other video of her fucking a hotel room chair and getting it on with Kimberly Stewart (I am assuming that is the "daughter of a world famous pop star)? Paris has feelings? Oh yeah, I remember the entire "fire crotch" video. "Everyone wants to be me." Didn't she supposedly say the "N" word? Yes, Paris was brilliant in the House of Wax - that scene when she is blowing that guy was SO REAL!!!! Where could we get the idea that she is a slut? No Paris is not a slut, she told a magazine she didn't wear underwear! My stomach hurts.
Kisses Andrea! Kisses to you 14! I wonder what Paris would do if she saw your drawings and all these "harsh" comments. How could we all be so mean and sadistic!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 23, 2006 at 01:53 AM
She's not a slut, she only has more sex in a night than the other Paris Hilton, the hotel that's on a country called France.
Posted by: Doug | July 24, 2006 at 07:11 AM
OMG this is really great.
From the wonky eye, to the melting tip of her nose, to her DUMB lookin onion.
She's just so full of herself, that it's almost unbelievable.
I hope that someone has alerted her to your website so she can see all the wonderfull artwork you've done of her.
Brilliant period.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 24, 2006 at 08:30 AM
fantastic. i love you.
Posted by: m | July 24, 2006 at 09:39 AM
You are a beautiful human being. I wish that Paris herself would happen upon this and suffer at least 30 seconds of a reality check. However, she'd probably see it and scoff in disgust about how jealous people are of her "beauty" or something. Oh well, my little heart can hope.
Posted by: Candice | July 24, 2006 at 09:59 AM
You're awesome as usual!!!!
I gotta point this out though, because I'm a nerd: the species name in the Latin needs to be in lowercase to truly look authentic (so, Shamelessae hussius). Incidentally, the Britneyroo needs a species name, because Careerisoverum just denotes that there is a genus of that name, but certainly Careerisoverum stupida is one-of-a-kind species.
Posted by: Madame M | July 24, 2006 at 11:20 AM
You know, I was thinking that I don't really care about how many people she's had sex with. It doesn't affect me directly, because I will never be one of those people. What bothers me is her sheer vulgarity. Once upon a time, more was expected from the moneyed.
Posted by: Noelegy | July 24, 2006 at 01:39 PM
That TMZ interview was unbelievable! Poor Paris, with that fake voice (is she trying out a Jackie Kennedy/Marylin Monroe-esque whisper???). I love how she had her lower lip pouted out and her little soft voice and talking of her tears.......ooohhh, it almost has me going until ----------------------I am reminded of the FIRECROTCH VIDEO with Paris & Brandon! Oh, what a contrast. Here, Paris is laughing hysterically, egging a drunken Brandon on, and encouraging & laughing at the most vile words spoken about her former friend. And she wants to play boo-hoo with what is said about her on web-sites????? GIVE ME A BREAK!
Posted by: Marcy W | July 24, 2006 at 02:14 PM
I like the pimples on the butt. heehee.
Posted by: alisa | July 24, 2006 at 02:59 PM
Hey, It's me. I am back again like I usually am because I think we should all take a moment to engage in vag-pride. We should think about how much prettier and healthier our vaginas are compared to Paris Hilton's and you too men even though you don't have a vag - because if you did, it would probably be prettier and healthier then Paris Hilton's heinous, nasty, skanky, and scary looking cooter.
By the way 14, did you draw Uma Thurman as a duck for any of these animal pictures? She looks exactly like a duck, as does her father Bob, whom a friend of mine at Columbia says is one of the rudest, most arrogant men on the planet. He looks like a duck too.
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 24, 2006 at 04:53 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if she had sex sometime just after that 'no sex for a year' statement...
Posted by: | July 24, 2006 at 07:56 PM
Oh no, stop it you meanies! Paris is just like SOOOOO misunderstood! Didn't you see her lip wobbling with sincerity? How she had to be comforted and reassured by that creepy short guy because she's just SOOO fragile because of all the mean things?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
I love it 14, this is one of my favourite paintings yet - right down to the weird nose and the long blonde hair. I wish I could buy this and stick it on my wall.
Posted by: Nia | July 25, 2006 at 01:56 AM
u forgot the sex tape! there was the sex tape... no... TWO remember? lol
oh, and i like blueberries too. but i'm a much bigger blackberry fan! ;)
Posted by: cherise | July 25, 2006 at 06:51 AM
My eyes! My eyes! Dead on with the hook nose, and that eye. She is a walking parody, and you alway capture her so well. Great work, 14!
Posted by: Chansmom | July 25, 2006 at 12:14 PM
Love it. Love the exposed ass, the feigned look of seriousness, the out of proportion body parts, the huge feet and overall I just LOVE IT!!!
14, you rule!
Posted by: Crees_Dahl | July 25, 2006 at 01:08 PM
It's scary how accurate that drawing is...
Well done, 14.
Posted by: Janina | July 25, 2006 at 03:21 PM
so eerily spot on with this.
there's something so amazing about how you can translate the subconscious fuzzy images we have into something concrete with your drawings.
Posted by: ab | July 25, 2006 at 04:22 PM
Oh, Anon 7:56, she undoubtedly had sex while she was giving the statement. "I won't have sex for a whole year...um when I finished giving this guy a rim job."
Posted by: | July 25, 2006 at 09:33 PM
If Lewis Carroll was actually a gas station attendant in rural South Carolina in a John Deere cap and chew-stained Dickies, and if he fell asleep in a sweltering trailer after one consuming three too many cans of animal beer (and five too many lukewarm Hardee's Burgers) with Sesame Street reruns chiming away back-to-back with Access Hollywood on the old 15" black and white, he might dream something like this.
I'm running outta 14-friendly superlatives. Oh, wait. This scathing and hilarious portrait is MAGNIFICENT! Yeah, haven't used that one yet. Better get back to the thesaurus before your next work...
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | July 25, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Ol' FART MITTENis dillusional, honestly i think she has a problem. She thinks shes fooling everyone with her crocodile tears. Fuck off Paris we've seen what your really like one little pouty lip and baby voice arent going to change the fact that your a self obsessed, skanky whore just like your mum, and if she wasnt married inro money you'd be doing the same thing you are now except youd have no money. ie- youd be a whore on the streets, a whore with brown eyes brown hair which is what you really look like.
Your days in the spotlight are numbered,people are starting to realise your not a MISGUIDED KID having fun, but just an up herself twat.
Marily Monroe and DI!!!! HOW DARE U COMPARE YOURSELF TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: z | July 26, 2006 at 02:55 AM
The assigning of status is integral to the determination of quality and morality. While scholars have been quiet on the relationship between isomorphism and reputation, over the last fifty years there has been much research by sociologists and social psychologists studying the similar concepts of conformity and status. A relevant finding from this research is that conformity is differentially related to status based on where the actor is located within the status hierarchy. In particular, an enduring legacy is the concept of ‘idiosyncrasy credits", which refers to the ability of high status actors to deviate from group norms without penalty.
Posted by: eponymagain | July 27, 2006 at 08:28 PM
Paris is'nt slutty, yeah sure and Lance Bass is straight - just because you say it Paris it does'nt make it true. Great pic, let hope she puts her head back in the sand for a while.
Posted by: Damien | July 27, 2006 at 08:56 PM
"There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde including Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and right now I'm that icon,¡± she was quoted by UK's Sunday Times, as saying
I dont remember anyone doing this sort of art of Marilyn or Princess Di, Paris u are a fool!!!!!
Posted by: k | July 28, 2006 at 01:50 AM
I just LOVE the sarcasm.
Posted by: Fug. | July 28, 2006 at 07:24 AM
thats soooooooooo stupid its not even funny just coz ur all jealous of her!
Posted by: lame | August 01, 2006 at 07:39 AM
Dead ringer for Paris!
Posted by: M | August 03, 2006 at 08:52 AM
leave paris alone
seriously
yous dont know her
and yous are jealous.
grow up
Posted by: ur mum | September 04, 2006 at 04:35 PM
That 'privates' link isn't working for me. Anyone know where else I can see the photos?
Posted by: Clara | September 22, 2006 at 04:02 AM
LOSERS! Paris is a wild party animal, with a sad life. Shes such a bitch! All you Paris Hilton fans, get a life! WHO? In this world could be jealus of her??????? Shes a whore!
Posted by: Samantha | September 29, 2006 at 03:39 AM
Paris Hilton may have inherited some money, but to me she is nothing more than a low life tart. I have no respect for that cheap woman at all
Posted by: Gyps | October 05, 2006 at 12:34 AM
What man in his right mind would want to lay his hands on this skank?
Posted by: East Side | October 16, 2006 at 07:03 PM