Jude Law Stuffs...
..an entire vanilla ice cream cone into his mouth!
I know this because the paparazzi captured him in mid-stuff and then sold the photo to Star magazine. I think they put it in the Stars: Are They Normal or Not feature, but I'm unsure whether it's normal or not because I painted over the answer to the burning question. Medium: (above) acrylic on paper, (below) collage, acrylic on torn out page from Star magazine mounted on board.
Yes, yes...another interview. This one appears in Canada's media and pop culture magazine, Pop Journalism. Oh, how I love Canadians!
So thrilled! Another one!
You know, I was thinking about your view that celebrity is a kind of mythology. Tell me if I got it wrong. I was thinking that Hollywood is so pagan. It is the opposite side of America's Jesus fixated coin. The A listers belong in the Pantheon - they are the Gods. The B list are the demigods. I am not really sure where the D list goes. I assume us commoners/scum bags are part of Hades. Madonna should definitely be Charon. It has been awhile since I learned about mythology Ha! Ha! Yet all this pagan bullshit keeps on affirming all those white bread, aryan, Christian fantasies. All these gays in Hollywood pretending to be straight while affirming and perpetuating all this oppressing Cinderella crap that doesn't exist. Your prince will never come and neither will Jesus and the fucking Armageddon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is something so Van Gogh about your latest portrait. Did you do it on purpose? He kinda reminds me of Vincent. Love this portrait. You are a genius!
Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 12, 2006 at 12:07 AM
jude law looks like an insane uncle who wandered off from a family reunion/picnic. wouldn't that be awesome, if this was the "missing" picture they used? it's really fun to stare at and wonder what he was thinking at that moment.
Posted by: Javelin | July 12, 2006 at 12:19 AM
what a sexy man! i love it when a guy can stuff food into his mouth. truly a turn on.
Posted by: Miriam | July 12, 2006 at 12:27 AM
The top one looks rather obscene, no?
Posted by: Lichidogirl | July 12, 2006 at 04:56 AM
BWAH! 14 you owe me a new monitor, as mine is now covered in soda. Fabulous execution. HI-larious!
Posted by: Whitney | July 12, 2006 at 07:13 AM
that should expand his gay fan base.
Posted by: ab | July 12, 2006 at 07:24 AM
Ew, no thanks. I'd rather stick my penis in a dirty garden hose.
Posted by: SA | July 12, 2006 at 09:19 AM
Excellent gallery, I have put Link next to an image in one of my blogs.
Greetings
Posted by: Carlos Bryant | July 12, 2006 at 10:55 PM
Kind of reminds me of 'The Scream'. I guess Jude screams for ice cream. Amazing art once again!
Posted by: Bubbles | July 13, 2006 at 09:45 AM
Jeeze, 14, pardon me for saying so, but:
You're hot!
In more ways than one. You've got both the talent and the beauty to be a celebrity yourself. Now all you need to do is develop a supersized ego and possibly sleep with the right/wrong people.
Posted by: Bragan | July 13, 2006 at 10:08 AM
The pretty-boy and phallic imagery -- inseparable! (NSFW: http://tinyurl.com/bbvqr)
Posted by: Andy Rooney | July 13, 2006 at 12:47 PM
In response to The Star's blurb about Jude Law risking brain freeze: Not a concern... unless he were to shove that cone between his legs. Excellent work 14.
Posted by: Frisky Shadowridge | July 13, 2006 at 03:33 PM
I read the comments, just HOPING Demon Kitty says something...and she did, so I am sat-is-fied. thanks 14 and kitty. :-))))
You're a dynamite team. I don't read any other blogs, because when I do, they are so stupid. But your site has very interesting comments. Like the Talmud is Commentary on the Torah, so is D.K. to 14.
Posted by: Andrea | July 13, 2006 at 05:32 PM
Ahhh it kind of reminds me of the scream but with an icecream cone stuffed in his mouth.
Is Jude sexy, well yeah kind of - but just wait until that hair recedes a little further.
Posted by: | July 13, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Thanks Andrea dawling! Thank you soooo much! Kisses to you! My ego is inflating and inflating and inflating - just like a dick! But, I don't have a dick! Are you a lesbian?
I can only hope that 14 thinks I am the Talmud commentary on her Torah! I don't even know what the Talmud is!
Thanks so much again Andrea! I feel so special. I hope I don't become a whore to these feelings! Then I might have something in common with the egomaniacs that 14 draws! I am a whore to this site though! I am so glad that someone is amused by my self indulgent bitchiness!
Kisses,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 13, 2006 at 10:54 PM
Oh Jude.
Ladies love a man who is vaguely gayish in his subconcious.
Yet again you prove to be the ultimate ladies man.
Wonderful portrait. You captured the look perfectly!! I'm always amazed at your work.
Posted by: Bettie Bloodshed | July 13, 2006 at 11:17 PM
To me he doesn't look as if he's shoved the whole cone in his mouth, but rather, is trying to suck the remaining bit of ice cream from the very bottom of that poor cone.
Love the look you've captured, his jaundiced sunken eyes, road map forehead and that weird funky hair.
Brava!
Hey Demon Kitty, I always anxiously await your responses also. Amart-assed and hilarious.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 14, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Demon Kitty,
I am not a lesbian, no, sorry, but I think you are so witty and funny. You don't have to be a whore to those feelings, tho , just your saying that is more of your candor. I have never read the Talmud, and I guess its the Jewish book about the Old Testament. Commentary on it. You could do the annotations for 14's coffee-table book. That we'd all buy. And, see, I am not alone, other people anxiously await your responses , too. I bet 14 loves your rants. The one about Tom Cruise being a flaming, screaming queen from HELL made me so happy. (and it wasnt even about a piece ON HIM, you just , like , went OFF) The Tom Cruise melt-down was what first drew me to this site. Now, I am O.C.D. about checking it....
Don't you worry about a thing, D.Kitty, just be your same, candid self. You are aligned with the Universe.
I sound like such a kiss-ass!!!! God!! But, it's true. Yeah, can you imagine being a celeb and having people tellyou EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME HOW FABULOUS YOU ARE?? ARGH!!!! We all need reality checks. to bring us back to base.
NOBODY IS THAT FABULOUS!!! In the material world!!! We are all perfectly imperfect.
(shit, who's ranting now?)
Ok, thanks, for letting me share.
Love to all,
Andrea
Posted by: Andrea | July 14, 2006 at 04:43 PM
It really looks like hes giving a B.j. --the tpo pic1---lol!
Posted by: Allen | July 14, 2006 at 08:55 PM
excellent colours 14, as always i appreciate your awesome portraits that make celebrity gossip less like a drill through my skull and more like something to look forward to reading about! i'd love to see the work you do that doesnt include one of hollywood's monkeys!
Posted by: amelie | July 15, 2006 at 05:05 PM
Hi,
I've been visiting your site for a couple of months and I find your site very funny and unique!
Posted by: Nerdling | July 16, 2006 at 11:25 AM
i don't understand what people think is so hot about this guy. i hate his voice.
i have to vote that the portrait does look a little obscene. but i like it nonetheless. in fact, probably more lol.
Posted by: secretary | July 17, 2006 at 10:22 AM
I have to say that I love the brilliant portrayals of the filth that is hollywood...This site never ceases to amaze me...
Posted by: April | July 17, 2006 at 02:52 PM
This is just perfectly disgusting, 14!! I cant wait until you do your next one though, because every day when I check to see what's new here, this bug-eyed freakishman stares out at me from my screen with that.....um, cone, dangling out of his mouth. Oh PLEEEZE post a new one soon!! AAAAAHHHH!!!
Brilliant as ever, 14! And perfectly disgusting.
Posted by: Sharon | July 18, 2006 at 06:07 PM
Thanks everyone! Sorry it's taken soooo long to post something new. : (
I've been caught up in lazy summer activities and haven't been working as hard as usual, but I've got some whacky stuff coming soon.
love,
14
Posted by: 14 | July 18, 2006 at 08:42 PM
That is one terrific job of painting plus a great likeness. You don't see that too often. Congrats!
Posted by: Methusaleh | July 19, 2006 at 05:41 AM
It looks like he's anxiously awaiting something a little more scary than the ice cream cone and he suddenly inhaled it in fright.
Gorgeous, as always.
Posted by: midevil | July 19, 2006 at 07:12 AM
Combine the following image with Clooney and Law stuffing their faces and you'll have a trifecta...
Travolta Stuffs
Posted by: Fritz | July 25, 2006 at 03:41 PM
Did someone else mention that there's a total Don Knotts-bug-eyed-cone-sucking-rube vibe going down in your closeup portrait? 'Cause it bears mentioning. If someone else hasn't already...
That you tapped into this only seals your whole Mad-Genius vibe up. Yet again! Bravo, Brava, Bravi!!
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | July 25, 2006 at 11:04 PM
How very cheeky :P
Posted by: Fug. | July 28, 2006 at 07:25 AM
That was an ice cream cone? It looked more like a penis to me.
Posted by: Myke | July 29, 2006 at 06:26 AM
Myke.
I hadn't noticed it looked like a penis until you pointed it out.
BwaaaaaHA HA!!!
: )
14
Posted by: 14 | July 29, 2006 at 11:07 AM
Haha! A phallic symbol. Jude, Jude, Jude! His unconscious is telling him something.
Posted by: JV | August 05, 2006 at 06:27 AM
Never has Jude Law looked so beautiful. Let this be a lesson to you---ice cream, hot dogs, and tacos should be consumed in the privacy of one's own home!
Posted by: mitch | August 18, 2006 at 11:43 AM
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Posted by: LeOgAhEr | June 01, 2007 at 03:58 AM
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, whoooooooo!
Looks like Jude's had some practice, he does it soooo well!
Posted by: Maria Borunda | July 01, 2007 at 04:01 PM